9/11 is now closer in time to the fall of the Berlin wall than it is to now.

Ashton Kutcher's next movie sees him playing the "dad" role to a 22 year old actor. Ouch.

Eminem's daughter just graduated from high school.

Everyone you know from high school has kids, getting married and buying houses.

Tim Cahill will be the last socceroo older than me.

less severe than that, but all of your mates little brothers and sisters getting into and finishing high school

When you start to become older than some of the players on the football field.

I know it's not much but it's something. :lol:

One of my school friend's kids is now in high school.

When Bulut was banging it in for u16s and not in a Sydney prison.

not knowing most of the music that is being played today.

would rather use a device that has buttons than use a touch screen.

When you see "I'm only 12 years old and now THIS is real music! Everyone my age listens to One Direction" on YouTube and want to punch cunts.

Edited by Draupnir: 4/10/2015 04:44:11 PM

Not really an example of 'you know you're old when', but there are some interesting ones like that.

Terminator 2 is closer in time to the moon landing than it is to today.

You go for a night out with mates and the youngns are tall lean and fit, while you are unfit and overweight

I'm starting to get too old for even the music on Music Max.

Can't believe that bullshit is still a thing.

It started before I even turned 12, yet from the first day I saw it, it's pissed me off :lol:

2pac and biggie being dead for 19 and 18 years .

when you are more excited about sbs on demand and abc iview than free presto and cable

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:33:48 PM

Yeah, where's my fucking hoverboard??

Being called a homophobe when you call your straight mate a faggot for doing something gay.

I still use a cell phone with buttons, I like to punch the buttons with my thumb using just one hand. I consider holding a phone with one hand and swiping it with the other awkward and unnecessary extra work. I also feel more in control of things punching the buttons with my thumb as if I have everything "under my thumb".

Remembering when dr dre released 2001 in 1999. And every hiphop head was like finally :lol: just had to wait another 16 years for his last album though :lol:

It'll be a cold day in hell when dre releases detox. We know andre is a fucking perfectionist. Remember dre has had so many artists he signed but they left due to him being so anal on the music.

You watch the Grand Final Footy Show just to see KISS perform.

In the new Jurassic Park movie they say the old park closed 20 years ago and that statement is chronologically accurate.

I was in a club a few months ago (first time in forever :lol:), completely fucked and I told saw an 18 year old girl, turned to my mate and said "CHRIST... She lacks clothes".

That's why I'm old.

I used to go out and go to work after an hours sleep. Do b that now and im a goner

I'm noticing that, and I not even old enough to go out yet.

Wen I was like 12 or 13, I could feel completely fine after about three hours of sleep. All nighters weren't much of a problem either,

Now, any less than five hours and I'll just pass out at 11 am if I'm at home.

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Edited by salmonfc: 8/10/2015 08:48:40 AM

Yeah then you've got to start realising your never going to make it and your biggest football acheivement is div.3 sunday league

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Watching football is easy, as after an arsenal game i can go back to bed. The last time I pulled an all nighter after working, I ended up falling asleep behind the wheel twice.

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 5/10/2015 03:02:27 AM