[size=9]Forum name: cbowden9000[/size]
Age?18
Reason for forum name?It's been my username for everything since I created my first hotmail account 10 years ago. "cbowden@hotmail.com" was taken, and it suggested I choose "cbowden9000@hotmail.com". I thought "meh" so I chose it.
Location?The beautiful NSW Central Coast
TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?FFT Citizen
Jersey Number and why?17. It was the biggest size jersey and I'm the biggest in the team. uh... I mean cause everyone says I'm as good as Tim Cahill so they gave me his number 17.
Occupation? Human Resources at Gosford City Council and Data Editor for EA Sports
What’s your postage like? Forum and post?It really depends what mood I'm in. I'm on every day reading posts but for some reason FFT is the only site that my computer seems to hate. I post-fail and double-post all the time and it really pisses me off. If I'm in a bad mood or tired or something I won't post cause I can't be stuffed fighting with my stupid internet.
At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?Well I've played Rugby League my whole life so I never once thought I could make it as a professional footballer, let alone even be able to play amateur football without embarrassing myself. I took the risk 2 years ago and am now in my 2nd season of football and I am absolutely loving it! So much more fun to play than League.
Where are the burgers better?Subway
Tasty Beverage?Creaming Soda
FM, FIFA or PES?Is this a joke question? Nothing on this Earth is better than FIFA!
Who do you go to the football with? My Step-Dad
Central Coast Mariners:Favourite CCM player of all time?John Hutchinson
Honourable mention to Bozza and Jedinak
Currently? Hutcho
Greatest CCM game? [youtube]W2r_FGCG4rE[/youtube]
So much drama, combined with the pitch invasion in the rain. That night was pure magic.
Favourite CCM memory?Parking my car in Gosford before work and having the team bus drive up and park next to me with all the players just getting back from Perth. As the entire team steps out I'm there talking to them all for a good 20 minutes. Was late to work though.
Worst CCM memory?[youtube]YmX5D3ZS3s4[/youtube]
Funniest CCM memory?[youtube]iki1-JHKbg8[/youtube]
Ouch :-&
It was funny though :lol:
Favourite CCM goal?Both of Hutch's screamers against Sydney back in '07. One with his right, one with his left.
[youtube]mVv3SpyuJGk[/youtube]
Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?Silent tactical analyst at home games, but active support at away games.
UK or European Terrace Culture?European
[youtube]wBbxjrne898[/youtube]
Favourite Chant?[youtube]1dKoN7qsqQM[/youtube]
It's normally a lot better I swear!
Which other team in the A-league do you have more of a liking too?Brisbane
What is your view on the finals series system?It's Australian culture and we need it to maintain interest during the second half of the season for the bottom half of the table.
Where do you see the A-League in 5 years time?Flourishing as Frank Lowy left half his fortune in his will to Australian Football.
What would you do to entice more big names to the A-league?Have Robbie Fowler and Dwight York ring up their football player mates and tell them how mad the A-League is.
What is your summary on this A-league season?Pure ecstasy. It's been absolutely amazing as a Coast fan and I cannot believe I have to wait for October to do it all again!
From a league point of view I think the standard has certainly increased with Brisbane being the best A-League team we've ever had, however Sydney and Melbourne have been massively under-par this season which is hindering the league.
Imagine if Sydney and Melbourne were still good this year? The league would have been amazing with Brisbane, Central Coast and Adelaide playing great football this year.
Other:Favourite football player of all time?John Hutchinson
Favourite non Aussie player? Michael Mifsud
(Hutch is Maltese but I've already used him)
Favourite Aussie Player? Mile Jedinak
Honourable mention to Mark Schwarzer and Tommy Oar.
Favourite other clubs?Sheffield United, Everton, Qormi and Valletta.
The club you hate but secretly admire? Manchester United. I hate them so much but do admire how they can seem to win all these games even when they've played shit.
Club or Country? Country, definitely. Club football is corrupt with money.
Other hobbies/sports/interests?Pretty much all my spare time is spent playing FIFA or on the Internet. Outside of work, TAFE, and football training/game I don't have much free time at all though mind you.
Favourite non football sports star/s?Wendell Sailor. He's hilarious. Oh and Stephanie Rice =p~
Ideal Woman?Funny, laid back, red hair. I don't like really tall chicks either.
Where would you take a woman on a first date?Mmmmmmmm. That really depends on the woman. For me, I'd rather just chill at my place or hers and watch a movie or something.
If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?Orlando Bloom (married to Miranda Kerr)
Who would you turn gay for?Pedj Bojic
Forumite questions:HeinekenLiving up at Gosford, what do you like most about the central coast?The relaxed 'country' feel and lifestyle, whilst still having everything close by. The "Central" location between Sydney and Newcastle is great for events at either.
Do you identify with the 'bogan attitude, and way of life'?God no
What is your opinion on the suburbs of Umina and Woy Woy, Ettalong, Pearl Beach, Patonga, and Kincumber?Hole, biggest hole on the coast, expensive, also expensive, haven't been there in ages, hole.
How would you rate the public transportation systym of the Central Coast out of 10. How would you compare Busways to Sydney Buses?2/10. Absolutely terrible. Buses come like 5 hours apart, and that's when they do come.
Sydney public transport is 100x better. More crazies on said transport though...
Favourite beach on the central coast?Terrigal beach looks the nicest but there's too many tourists. Probably North Avoca.
Favourite all time Sydney FC player?Dwight Yorke
If you could take one player from Sydney FC to add to the Mariners squad, who would it be and why?Terry Antonis. So we could make money when Everton supposedly buy him.
If the Central Coast wern't in the A-League who would you support?The new West Sydney team (I was born in West Sydney).
Coffee or Tea?Iced coffee
Favourite Beer?
Favourite alcoholic drink? See above
What do you hate most about the Central Coast?How EVERYONE surfs and likes rugby league. There are hardly any effniks and they're the ones most likely to like football. Less ethnic gangs and crimes etc though I guess.
What do you hate most about the Central Coast Mariners?How now matter how good we do, the media still gives us next to zero attention and is always surprised when we do well each season. And also that we don't have the budget for a marquee player.
If you could take 3 players on loan from Sheffield Utd for the duration of the 2011-12 A-League season, who would they be and why?Daniel Bogdanovic cause he has pace upfront that we are lacking. Also, Marc Warren and Lawrence Thomas cause they're the only two Aussies (besides Lowry who is already on loan there fron Aston Villa) and there is no way I'd want us to kick Zwaanswijk and McGlinchey out of the ACL.
How did you become a Mariners fan?I am a 2006 WC convert like many people. The scale of the world cup opened my eyes to the world of football and since then have jumped on the Mariners.
Have you ever ridden the Ettalong-Palm Beach ferry?Yeah
Did you enjoy it?I did actually
Would you support the move to extend it from Ettalong-Circular Quay?I guess so
Favourite A-League player outside of the Mariners?Marcos Flores
Favourite A-League manager outside of Graham Arnold?Ange Postecoglou
Who would you someone to turn gay for you?Huh? I'll read that as "who would you want to turn gay for you?". Probably Harry Kewell cause his wife gets to stay in England and not put out while he makes lots of money for her in Turkey.
What is your opinion on HMAS Adelaide being sunk as a dive wreck off the coast of Avoca, as for the last 3 odd years, it has been moored down at White Bay Docks just down the road from me?It awesome for tourism on the Coast. It was broadcast live on TV and will be remembered for years to come.
Labour or Liberal?Labor, cause they gave us $10 Million for our Centre of Excellence
Gotta Fuck one, kill one, marry one.
Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn DeckerKill Jennifer Aniston (I hate her stupid facial expressions)
Fuck Katy Perry (Very hot but she's an annoying bimbo so there's no way I'd marry her)
Marry Brooklyn Decker (She'd never get old =p~)
Can i have some of your tasty beverage?Go right ahead
What famous movie is that line from?Pulp Fiction
Have you seen that movie - did you enjoy it?I've seen half of it when it was on TV ages ago. Yeah I did.
Do you enjoy spam questions?I most certainly do.
I am actually interested in these answers, they will be tabled together and sent off to ASIO for further analysis - You're OK with that, right?More than OK. In fact I'm thrilled.
Would you ever join the armed forces of Australia?Never
Have you considered it?Not once. I did cadets and it was shithouse.
Have you considered joining the Police Force?Yes. I though I was going to be a cop all throughout high school.
Do you think there are a large number of corrupt, or potentially corrupt police on the Central Coast?Nah they're all pretty cool here.
Do you drive?Yep
What car/truck/bike/moped do you drive?Mazda 2
Have you been tempted to become a bus driver?Who hasn't? On all those bus rides home from school, I just sit there staring... staring as this God of a man cranks that long, stiff stick down a gear as we start to incline. His socks are fresh and beaming with confidence. He can go home at the end of the day with a smile on his face because he is a bus driver. He makes a real difference in this sorry world.
Biggest achievment in your life thus far?Getting both my jobs
Biggest achievement in FIFA/FM etc. Making FIFA
Where do you wanna travel to in the world?I've always wanted to go to Germany. Would never turn down another trip to Malta though.
Do you posses an Ipod or MP3 player?Mhm
How many songs do you have on this device?About 1,000
What is currently your favourite song?[youtube]qMxX-QOV9tI[/youtube]
Who is currently your favourite band?Paramore
Who is your all time favourite band?Good Charlotte
What is your all time favourite song?[youtube]7VoGoKtzWPw[/youtube]
Do you think The Docter made a valid point earlier?Yes. You should never say that to a black guy.
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?Lurleen Lumpkin
What's the most scared you've ever been?Getting pulled out so far by a rip at the beach that I couldn't see the shore and needing a lifeguard to come save me on his massive yellow motorised surfboard
Have you ever been put in a situation where you have felt you are going to die?See above
Jeans or shorts?Jeans in winter, shorts in summer
Opinion on Bazza El Fatso - a.k.a our current premierNo way near as hot as Keneally
You live on the Central Coast, do you surf?Nope. I have a really high centre of gravity so find it impossible to do anything regarding balance (skateboard, ski, surf etc)
Are you a lad? Eshays?No. Thanks.
What do you write lad?Answers to questions on FFT forums.
Best home CCM game?I know it seems odd because we lost but it's just an example of why football is so great
[youtube]Pekeb8GoJCg[/youtube]
Best away CCM game?
I'm far bottom left. It was just an amazing atmosphere and a great result against the Scum. And Hutcho scored too :D
What's your favourite Sydney beach? i.e Stretching from Palm Beach to Cronulla. Bondi
Who do you blame this morning's disastorious train delay due to a power failure at Sydneham on. Do i have a right to be upset and disgusted at the fact i had to change trains 3 times between Town Hall & Sydneham, and it took me 3 hours to get from Home to Bankstown?I blame it on fickle Sydney FC fans. No you don't have a right to be upset because you're one of them.
If you could live in Sydney, what suburb would you live in?If I could choose anywhere? Some rich place on the Northern Beaches. Realistically? West Sydney.
If the Central Coast Mariners folded, would you start supporting Sydney FC or the Newcastle Jets?Nope. I'd wait for the West Sydney team.
Можете ли вы говорить на русском? У вас есть желание говорить на русском? Есть ли части России очарует вас - есть ли у вас желание ехать в Россию один деньДа, я могу говорить на русском. Я делаю это сейчас. Это действительно так же, как Мальтийский сейчас я думаю об этом. Нет, Россия не завораживают меня, и я не хочу туда.
Все града славного советского России!!!!!Я вызываю тебя, чтобы заставить меня
В Советской России, Централ Кост Маринерс вентиляторы натянут, маршировали по улицам, и колено ограничен, до того жестоко бил по голове лопатойЭто ужасно. Central Coast должны вторгнуться в Россию
When should I start this 2,500 word assignment for uni due on Friday?I'm hoping you've already started it if it was due 2 days ago.
Why do i have a thing for lebanese girls....it's killing me and there's so many hot ones at Bankstown!!!!!Maybe because the constant fear of her cousins killing you if you don't treat her right turns you on?
Do you like Apples?Meh. I do love apple juice, however. Ooh and apple pie. Maybe I do like apples after all.
Do you like Pears?Meh. I do like pears in custard, however
Boxers or Briefs?Briefs
Do you carry a briefcase?Never
Do you wear a suit?On occasion
Do you eat Kiwi Fruit?Not very often
Do you play the flute?Nah
Can you play Jazz Flute as well as Ron Burgandy? No one can play it that well
Who is Ron Burganday?He is a man that is more man than the rest. He cares about people. He cares about women. He cares about his job. He is Ron Burgunday
If you had 3 questions for George W. Bush, what would they be?Why are you so ugly?
Why are you so racist?
Why am I talking to you?
If you had 3 questions for Cristiano Ronaldo, what would they be?Can I have some money?
Why are you such an egotistical loser who cries every night because Messi is better than you?
Can you name every chick you've slept with?
If you had 3 questions in a face-t-face with Kevin Airs, what would they be?Why do you think it's better for someone under 18 and interested in Australian football to not watch the game at all and lost complete interest rather than stream it because it's the only way they can?
How come this website has so many things wrong with it that have been wrong for the past 4 years but you've never been bothered to try an fix it? (the search function, the double posting etc)
Can I be a mod please?
Do you believe in the 9/11 conspiracy theories?Nah
At home, when taking a leak and you find the toilet seat is down, do you bother putting it up? or do you take aim and hope for least amounts of drips as possible?Put it up
Why does my apple taste like poison?Because the cousin of the Lebanese girl you've been stalking has poisoned it.
Favourite deoderant?Rexona original
Do you like doing silent farts on trains and watching the reactions of people around you?Eww. No.
Craziest thing you have ever done sober?Drive by shoot other cars at high speed with a super-soaker
Craziest thing you've ever done drunk?Cried when the Mariners lost on NYE. Other shit was bad for me at that time too so...
Who is your Daddy, what does he do?His name is Mark. He is a rock and roll singer in his band.
Who is your Mummy, and what does she do?Her name is Rachelle. She is a house wife.
Boo Hoo?Or hoo boo? That is the question.
Opinion on Byun Sung-Hwan going to the Jets - Do you rate him at all?He is an average player. I don't mean that in a bad way. He really is just average in every way. I do think he is a waste of a visa spot as foreigners should be above average or else there's no point in having them.
Do you have a mad crush on anybody right now?Not really atm. Which is odd for me.
Fake or natural boobs?Natural for sure. Fake tits can be a big turn off for me.
Johnny Walker never stops walking...how fit is Johnny Walker?A little too fit for me liking.
Who is James Boag?James Boag arrived in Australia with his wife, Janet, and their four children in 1853. The family spent three months in the Victoria goldfields, then came to Tasmania under engagement to John Fawns. James I and his son, James Boag II, left the Cornwall Brewery in 1878. James II went into partnership with John Glenwright at the Cataract Brewery. James I became the licensee of the All Year Round Hotel.
Have you ever run flat out at a brick wall before?No. That would be stupid.
Lie detector test with Michael Parkison or Leila McKinnon (A Current Affair)Michael Parkison
Who inspires you?All the people that have shit lives but remain positive and focus on what they DO have
Who doesn't inspire you?People who have everything and still complain. Also people that were given everything they have and think they're king shit cause they got free money/inheritance
Go to the pub with 5 FFT forumers They are?Definitely you Heiny, Benjamin, Tiny, S_F and Scouse.
Have you ever gotten into a pub fight?Nope
Have you ever gotten into a physical altercation with an opposition supporter at the football?Nope
Have you ever gotten into a physical altercation with somebody over football?Nope
Do you support anything else?Not really. I will watch the NRL Grand Final and State of Origin. And the Australian Open final.
If you could have 3 wishes what would they be?Only 1 wish: To have unlimited wishes.
Have you ever been tempted to sneak into the Cove and join the Jump up in the cove dance?
I actually have! I'm not even kidding! It looks like awesome fun in there.
Would you ever consider streaking at a sporting event?No
Have you ever streaked at a sporting event?No
Ever been arrested?No
Ever been fasly accused by the Police?No
Do the Police do a good enough job?With the limited resources they have, I think they do.
Should I stop asking questions?Nah I like them.
You're caught in the middle of a cyclone, and the only thing you have on you is a pocket knife, but it's blunt. What do you do?Wedge the pocked knife into a large rock and hold on for dear life.
You're in a trans-atlantic flight, during a storm and the plane goes down and crashes into the atlantic. Assuming you survive the initial crash into the heaving sea, you exit the rapidly filling plane, and see a life raft 20m away from you. In your path are 3 hungry Great White Sharks. Do you stay in the plane and hope it stays afloat long enough for the raft to get to you, or do you swim for the raft?Swim for the raft using my high levels of adrenaline to out-swim the sharks
You bite into an apple and find a worm. How do you react?Spit out what I just bit off and throw away the apple
You bite into an apple and find half a worm...still wriggling. How do you react?See above, but with added squeal of horror
You unwrap a butter menthol, pop it in your mouth, and find it's a bit lumpy and doesn't quite taste right, you spit it into your hand and find a baby cockroach inside the menthol. How do you react? Vomit, then sue Nestle and live happily ever after with lots of money.
You're sitting in your office one morning, and you see the People's Republic of China Army rolling down the main street of Gosford. There are tanks, armoured veichles, troops with AK-47s the whole show. Fighter jets and choppers are going past - basically Australia's being invaded. What do you do? Surrender to the Chinese? or escape to the bush that surrounds the Central Coast and find people who have also escaped - you decide to form a rebel army. What do you call yourselves?Definitely try to escape. Gosford City is my habitat. I know it well. I would call my rebel army "The Gosford City Rebels"
Opinion on Wayne Bennett signing for the Newcastle Knights?Was always going to happen. He is the best coach in the league and would want the most money for his recognition. Also, Tinkler always gets what he wants. Except for a successful Jets side it seems.
Opinion on the financial situation of the Central Coast Mariners?The club isn't telling us anything so it's hard to know what to think. It's very depressing and I pray to God we pull through this [-o<
Do you lie in bed at night wishing you had a Russian billionaire bankrolling YOUR club?Absolutely. Not necessarily Russian, but yes.
How would you fix Sydney's crowd problem? or are we just a too fickle bunch?Have the team on the pitch actually play decent football. Sack Lavicka and hire the league's first ever marquee coach like Rafa Benitez or some former EPL coach that people have heard of.
How many times a week do you shave?5. Every week-day morning. I let her grow on the weekends.
What do you think about before you go to bed?The day I've just had. And why is it taking me this long to fall asleep?
What are you normally thinking when you wake up?Not wanting to go to work :cry:
Are you still living at home?Yep
You're home alone. All of a sudden the lights and electricity goes out there's nothing but the howling of the wind outside, the shaking of the glass inside the window panes. You hear your front door open very slowly with a very loud creak. You run to your home phone, but the lines dead, you try your mobile but there's no signal. Your carrier pidgin is lying in it's cage, neck broken, your smoke signal machine is broken. What do you do for help?Start a "Please help me" thread in ET
You're driving down the F3 freeway with friends? Where are you heading?To the 2011/12 A-League Grand Final because the stupid FFA took it away from Bluetongue
Could you rely on your mates in one of the above mentioned scenarios?Probably not. They're not the most resourceful bunch.
You're on Umina beach getting a nice suntan. You notice the sea is getting sucked further and further back, going past Mt. Ettalong, the sea is basically being drained away, seconds later you notice a very big wave heading your way. Where do you run?Behind the surf club and hope the wave passes over me.
What do you shampoo your hair with?Shampoo
Are all these questions annoying you?Nah I like 'em
Do you regret anything?Wasting my time with Rugby League and not playing football from a young age
Is your conscience bugging you about anything?Yes. And it's annoying me.
Walk into Woolworths with $50. what do you buy. A $50 Woolworths voucher
The french chick from the Budget direct ads walks up to you and flashes her tits at you. Do you.
A) Have consensual sex with her?
B) Shove a rag of chloroform over her mouth and nose and have unconscious, un-consensual sex with her?
C) Take the $50 dollar. A combination of B and C
You're wandering around Paddies Markets once Saturday afternoon in Chinatown, and a Petite little Chinese lady dodders up to you and says "$20 sucky sucky me love you looooong time". Do you:
A) Slap her, push her to the ground and have non-consensual sucky sucky with her.
B) Pay her the $20 dollars, go to someone discreet, have the consensual sucky sucky along with the complimetory herpes.
C) Go down on one knee and propose to marry her, say you'll offer to sort out immigration so long as you give me sucky sucky for long time. B, then A, then C.
You're wandering around Umina. You pop into the Subway, grab some subway, and start walking towards Ettalong. As you pass that big roundabout, some lads pop out of nowhere. One of them produces a knife and demands you give them your Phone, and wallet. One of them, pushes his way to the front and say "Drop them Nike's off yo ass before I blast you motherfucker. Do you?
A) Give them the Phone, Wallet, Nikes and the rest of your subway as a complimentory tip
B) Give them a care bear stare?
C) Pull out a .45 and 'blast those mo'fos. B, then C
Would you like a Royal with Cheese? Only if I was in France
Do you like to drown your FRENCH FRIES!!! with mayonnaise? or Ketchup?Mayonnaise. Yummy.
A daddy tomato, a mummy tomato and a baby tomato are out for a nice long walk. However the baby tomato is slower, and begins falling behind. The daddy tomato, being an ex-biker tomato, has a short temper, and reguarly beats mummy tomato. Daddy tomato is not happy today, the tomato police are investigating several firearm and drug leads that daddy tomato is linked with. So the baby tomato is tired, and starts falling behind. In a fit of rage the daddy tomato stops....goes back to the baby tomato and squishes it, and says "Ketchup".
What is the moral of that story?Don't marry a biker
Do you know any Bikers? Nope
Will they come after me and do a drive by of my house if they read that?I hope so
In your opinion, what do you think of Outlawed Motorcycle gangs?I we should round them all up and harness there powers for good. Make a "Biker Gang Squad" section of the military and fly them over to the Libya where they can ride around and drive-by Colonel Gaddafi and his army.
Have you ever been tempted to join a bikie gang?No way.
Out of the major ones in sydney, which one would you like to join most?Hell's Angels.
Can you go make me another cup of tea?Make it yourself you lazy bastard. I'm busy answering these questions.
Do you find the 12th man funny?No
Finish this sentance: KFC, can't beat that ...Taste
Finish this slogan: Subwau, eat ....Fresh
Finish this slogan: McDonalds, I'm ....Lovin' it
What is your opinion on the Americanisation of Australia in the last 20 years?It really does piss me off. It starts with the kids. Any time some kid is playing with their dolly or something and make it talk, they do an American voice. 10-15 years ago no one said "Couch". It was always lounge. Now you here everyone saying couch like it's cool to be American or something.
Do you think it will get to a point where we are so Americanised we'll start flying the stars and the stipes, and start invading random countries at will?It wouldn't surprise me.
Do you believe we're slowly turning into a nanny state?Yes. Yes I do.
Black'n'Gold or Home Brand?You'll love Coles. Lost but never forgotten :cry:
Favourite store in Umina?Umina Takeaway
Favourite store in Woy Woy?The one that doesn't sell drugs
Opinion on Deepwater Plaza?Too far away from me
Opinion on Chris Payne?A traitor for signing with the Jets when we were in talks with him. Has potential but was shithouse at the end of the season.
Opinion on Byun Sung-Hwan?See far above
Opinion on Stephan Keller?Needs to shave. Seriously his face is hideous.
Opinion on Paul McDermott. I am SO glad you asked me this question! That guy simply is NOT FUNNY! All he does is swear all the time on Good News Week and the audience laughs! Swear words are not funny without substance! His humour is for children.
Walk into Coles at Deepwater Plaza and you're in the dairy section, and there's a man with his pants down around his theighs, fucking a jar of custard. How do you react? Ask him if he's planning to pay for that custard
Walk into a fruit shop in Gosford, the owner is masturbating with a pear. How do you react? Say "Nice pair". Then laugh at my pun. Then continue to watch this women who I assume is attractive.
Standing on Gosford train station, going heading down to Sydney's Paddies Markets (you dunno what's gonna happen down there ) - a man jumps in front of a on-rushing countrylink train coming down from Brisbane. The trains hit this bloke at a ridiculous speed of well over 150km/h. Aside from being hit, and thrown another 100m in front of the train, it runs over him. You all scream in horror (the train doesn't know it's hit him and keeps heading towards Sydney). A few of you jump onto the tracks and start running towards this guy. You all think he's well and truly dead - but there's no blood, no chopped up body, nothing to even suggest he's been hit, if anything, he looks peaceful, asleep almost. Then it hits you...the Cityrail Intercity tain heading towards Sydney. You end up dying.
Did you see that ending coming???How could I have seen it if I'm dead?
Happiest memory of 2001?Having the day off school cause my Mum ran over my foot with her car.
Happiest memory of 2002?Seeing Good Charlotte live
Happiest memory of 2003?Holiday to Europe and USA
Happiest memory of 2004? Being crowned chess champion of my primary school
Happiest memory of 2005?Discovering the world of football
Happiest memory of 2006?The 2006 World Cup
Happiest memory of 2007?The 2007/08 A-League Season
Happiest memory of 2008?The 2008/09 A-League Season
Happiest memory of 2009?The 2009/10 A-League Season
Happiest memory of 2010?Getting both my jobs
Happiest memory of 2011?Making it to the Grand Final. Scoring both our goals in the grand final. Have never been that happy as I was convinced we'd won it.
Do you think the World will end in 2012?Nah.
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who rapes on drooly lane?No, but I know the Muffin Man who lives on "Drury" Lane
My printer is currently not responding to my demands. What should i do?
A) Restart the computer
B) Yell at it
C) One word. Chainsaw]
D) threaten it with sanctions
E) Send in the U.S Marines and shoot at everything that moves
F) Napalm
G) Nuclear Fucking Weapons. If it's still not responding by now I'd choose G
D'ya getcha gabbah onz brah?Occasionally
Have you ever gotten to the point of mental fatigue, where you just stop giving a fuck about everyone and everything?Yes. Yes I have.
Favourite flavour of potato crisps?Sour Cream and Chives
Favourite Red Rock Deli flavour?Sea Salt and Vinegar
Favourite Smiths Crisps flavour?Sour Cream and Chives
Favourite Thins crisps flavour?Light 'n' Tangy
Favourite Samboys crisps flavour?Samboys are gross
Favourite pringles crisps flavour?Sour Cream and Sweet Chilly (not sure if they still do them)
Favourite kettle crisps flavour?Honey Soy Chicken
You're in 7-11 or any old convenience store. You have gone in because you have the munchies for a packet of crisps. You walk into the convenience store and the Indian student/immigrant behind the counter greet you from behind his bullet-proof shop counter window. You give him a wary look - he looks a tad dodgy, he also greets you in Indian, and he smells like a curry that went stale in 1967. You make your way to the crisps section where you notice the store is playing some horrible Indian pop music. You shake your head, upset you didn't pop into Woolies instead, but you'd feel bad if you ran out of the store holding your breath and your fingers plugged into your ears.
So you look at the selection of crisps. There's Smiths, Original, Chicken, Cheese, Tomato Sauce flavored. There is also Kettle Honey baked ham and Original, and Red Rock Deli, Sea Salt and the relatively new flavor Cheese and Red Onion. However, your favorite Red Rock Deli flavour of Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar is not stocked. Bemused and dissapointed by this , you make your way to the counter where the Indian gives you a wary glance. He's had trouble from White anglo-saxons like you!.
"Hi, erm you don't happen to stock Red Rock Deli, Salt and Vinegar do you?" you ask him as nicely as possible, without trying to smell the pugnant smell odour pouring off him?
The Indian clerk thinks you're a nice person, so he offers "Let me just check" he replies, forcing a smile. As he undoes the 6 padlocks on his bullet-proof counter screen door, you notice there are more CCTV cameras in the store then in the entire City of London. He comes back from the stock room shaking his head.
"Sorry sir, it does not look like we stock that flavour of chips, would you like to choose another type from our range" he asks, motioning towards the crisp packet rack.
You slowly raise your palm to your face, facepalming, all the while thinking "what the fuck does this jerk think i am, if i wanted another type of crisps i would have chosen them, paid for them and gotten the fuck outta here by now".
There's now a slightly awkard pause as he looks at you like you're a specimen from another planet.
Do you:
A) Thank him politely and walk out of the store and head to another convienience store/supermarket and pick up a packet of Red Rock Deli Salt and Vinigar chips there
B) Tell him what a fucking retard he is for not stocking the best flavour of RRD chips, call him a stupid immigrant, spit on his floor and storm out of the store, nose in the air, knocking over a rack of Indian spices that you didn't see.
C) 
D) Mutter about him being a complete faiure - walk out of store, return half an hour later with your cousins, armed with baseball bats. Teach him a lesson and wreck his store.
E) Tie him up, go upstairs and have your way with his 18 year old daughter who is to be married off to some 67 year old in Mumbai.
F) Break down in the store and cry
G) Threaten to call Immigration if he doesn't have the entire shelf stocked with RRD salt and viniger chips by the end of the week! B, then C, then A, then D, then E
southern3How do you end up with all those pics of central coast mariners players?Facebook
What is your opinion of Maltese people? Do you find the difficult to talk to and obnoxious or was that just my relgion teacher?This is a great question. A lot of Maltese-Australians are like your religion teacher. They piss me off because they give Malta a bad name. The real Maltese in Malta, however, are the nicest bunch of people in the world. They will do anything to make sure you have the best and most comfortable stay possible.
marconi101Favourite Jets player?Chris Payne (Coastie)
Favourite Jets player of all time?James Holland (Coastie)
Why are Newcastles beaches much better than the Central Coast's?They aren't. Girls get raped on your beaches.
Favourite Mean Girls quote?SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
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Pick my next avatar: Rorschach, The Comedian, White Goodman, Wikipedia Guy, Bill Maher, Bear Astronaut, Davy Grolton, Lizzy Caplan, Religious Chimps, Stephen Colbert, Sin City's Kevin, Footos: The Fresh Fighters, Homer Simpson File Photo, CAN THEY HEAR ME?!
Why did you add me on FB knowing full well what I've said about your beloved team/location?I love all of God's creatures
Who will take over Edge's spot of being the awesome motherfucker now that he's retiredAndre the Giant will rise from the dead and be called "Andre the giant the Zombie". He will eat the brains of all the other wrestlers and be the king of WWE forever!
U Coasties mad that we signed Chris Payne seeing as he's from the Central Coast?I am. I think he has potential and if he can find his form from the start of the season with the Fury he'll be a dangerous player.
Alternatively, u Coasties glad as we all know he'll do fuck all for two years?I think you'll be surprised. It's not like he can do any worse than your current strikers.
Jets_FanWhat's you're favourite Central Coast caravan park?The Palms at Avoca
Are you friends with gypsys?Why would I be friends with anyone from Newcastle?
thewestislandBogdanovic or Mifsud to CCM?Mifsud. He could seriously be playing EPL if he wasn't so annoyingly unrealistic with his wage demands.
If you could choose one player in the HAL to find hidden Maltese heritage/eligibility, who would it be?Marcos Flores
Tinie Tempah or Dizzee Rascal?Dizzee Rascal
Calvin Harris or Mark Ronson?Mark Ronson. I love "Record Collection" on FIFA 11
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Boy-boy-girl or girl-girl-boy trifecta?girl-girl-boy definitely
Since when does France have the capacity destroy anything?The 16th century
Left wing, right wing, or centrist? I play as the lone striker most of the time so centrist
Authoritarian, libertarian, or centrist?Authoritarian
mus-28Favourite flavour of Pastizzi?Spicy Pea =p~
Are you a connoisseur of Kinnie/Chinotto?No, unfortunately. I extremely dislike both.
Do you trust Italians?Never trust an Italian
Finish this song "Raiders past, kiss my arse & .........""Tell me how this song goes, fast"
dale1878Heineken wrote:You're sitting in your office one morning, and you see the People's Republic of China Army rolling down the main street of Gosford. There are tanks, armoured veichles, troops with AK-47s the whole show. Fighter jets and choppers are going past - basically Australia's being invaded. What do you do? Surrender to the Chinese? or escape to the bush that surrounds the Central Coast and find people who have also escaped - you decide to form a rebel army. What do you call yourselves??
Is this the best question asked in Frontline yet?It just may be
pimpstaOther than flying, what connections are available to reach Malta? You could always swim from Sicily
Is there much available in the way of budget accomodations? I've traveled in many parts of Europe and generally stay in hostels for about $20 per night. Does Malta have this sort of accommodation available?Not really. There are hotels but they're a lot more luxurious than a hostel. I'll hook you up with free accommodation anyway.
I like to travel in off-season times to avoid the crowds. How is the weather in the low-season (January-March, or November-December).Pretty drab. I wouldn't recommend it. There are hardly any events on during that time of year too. It gets very cold.
What is the language of Malta? How well would someone manage without speaking that language? (I speak English and Spanish well, and manage a little Italian and Portugese).Maltese is the language. 90% of people speak perfect English as it is taught in schools. You'll have no trouble.
catbertHow much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?No one can Chuck Norris. So zero.
Are you a friend of Naboo the Enigma?Of course I am
How you seen the Might Boosh and so get the previous question?Yes
I want to destory an enemy.
Should I (and yes, I am copyling Heineken's format)
A. Impose a no-fly zone
B. Invade
C. Arm their enemy's
D. Get the French to do itD, then B the French.
Are we all using this page to bitch about other forumers (me included)?It seems so
When are you going to get around to answering these questions?I'm doing it right now, geez!
Was Heineken's question the longest ever posted on this thread?It just may be
BenjoHow now Brown Cow?Nah, how later. And don't call me Brown Cow.
afromanGTDo you ever want to beat Heineken to death with his own keyboard?After 5 hours of these questions, I'm pretty close to wanting to do that!
Did I ask heineken too many questions, or did he get exactly what he fucking deserved?Definitely got exactly what he deserved
Is he just trying to be 'hardcore' like Bonkers by posting that picture up the page?I think so. That picture was gross.
Should I just ask a multitude of questions to everyone as revenge for the ask afro thread?It's only fair
What's it like to have your heritage coming from a nation that 99.9% of people can't even locate on a map?Annoying having to wait for people to say "Where's that?" and then having to explain it all the time.
Would you eat Balut?No way that is just sick!
What's the 'worst' thing you've ever done?Can't say it here
Would you do it again?
No
buddha69Online Gambling?On occasion
Preferred Site?Bet356
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