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Age?16, 17 on Sunday
Location?Hobart
How did you choose your forum name?Gooner is self explanatory, couldn’t think of anything really original, but if I had my time over I’d get rid of ‘4life’ I cringe everytime I login using that. Oh, and the 8 cos it’s Nasri’s number
TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?442 Citizen
Jersey Number and why?4 or 7, 4’s my usual number I wear and 7’s my favourite
Occupation? Student
What’s your postage like? Post and Forum?Post, I use the post a lot actually, I sponsor a child in Ghana and write to him a lot, mainly talk about football, he’s a pretty big Chelsea fan due to Essien obviously.
On the forums, post in ET and WF mainly, occasionally in AF.
At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career? Only began playing in Under 11’s and by then I knew I was only ever gonna be good enough for the local amateur side.
Where are the burgers better?Not a burger fan tbph
Tasty Beverage?Cloudy apple juice, just tastes better than clear apple juice shit that looks like urine and tastes like dishwashing liquid.
FM, FIFA or PES?Only experience I’ve ever had with PES is the demo this year, wasn’t too bad but I still easily prefer FIFA, probably a tie between FIFA and FM, depends what mood I’m in
Who do you go to the football with? My dad, my mates, my dad’s mates
Arsenal:Favourite Arsenal player of all time?Dennis Bergkamp, wish I’d seen more of him
Currently? Jack Wilshere just takes it over Samir.
Greatest Arsenal game? I’d have to say Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool in the league cup 5th round in 2009 for being my first Arsenal match.
Favourite Arsenal memory?See above
Worst Arsenal memory?There so many, every season it seems I’m filled with many, thinking what if such and such had taken this chance or what if that wrongly awarded penalty wasn’t given etc, this season even if we win the league I’ll still have a few of those regrets.
Funniest Arsenal memory?Dunno really, can say my a funniest football memory in general, sitting in the front row at Stamford Bridge, Chelsea v Blackburn, a Blackburn defender clears up to the top tier, bounces down to the middle tier, top of the bottom tier then down slap bang onto my unsuspecting dad’s head and up into the hands of Frank Lampard himself, will always remember that. Actually when I was checking the scores after the Barca match at home this season at the library having not seen the last ten minutes, seeing the score and jumping and screaming so loud I was kicked out of the library, that was pretty funny.
Favourite Arsenal goal?All of these really,
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and this
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and this
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Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?Bit of both
UK or European Terrace Culture?UK
Favourite Chant?Non football but anyway,
Shane Warne is an Aussie, He likes to play around, he has a different girlfriend in every cricket ground, he likes to get in trouble, he likes to get in strife, and when he lost his hair he also lost his wife, oohhh shane...
Which team in the A-league do you have more of a liking too?Changes every month basically, I just can’t get into a team. Recently though, probably the Fury, now that they’re gone I suppose at the start of the season I was kind of with the Heart, so I’ll say them. I am also probably guilty of jumping on the Brisbane bandwagon.
What is your view on the finals series system?It’s alright, would prefer semis, 1 v 4 and 2 v 3 over two legs and then just a final, but as soon as a cup competition comes in, get rid of the finals
Where do you see the a-league in 5 years time?Hopefully with Tasmania granted an A-league license.
What would you do to entice more big names to the A-league?Suddenly stumble across a massive oil supply underground in the middle of the outback…
What is your summary on the A-league season?Epic grand final, who gives a fuck about the rest
Other:Favourite football player of all time?Dennis Bergkamp
Favourite non Aussie player? Dennis Bergkamp
Favourite Aussie Player? Probably Cahill
Favourite other clubs?Brighton & Hove Albion
Sutton United
the club you hate but secretly admireNone, the clubs I hate, I hate, though there are players from clubs I hate that I admire like Essien from Chelsea and Iniesta from Barca.
Club or CountryClub
Other hobbies/sports/interestsCricket, tennis, hurling, not that much else really
Favourite non football sports star/s?Freddie Flintoff, Graeme Swann, Eion Morgan, Tim Paine, Luke Butterworth, Gael Monfils
Ideal WomanThere’s no real quintessential answer for me personally, not really fussed about hair colour and that sort of thing but obviously they have to be attractive.
Where would you take a woman on a first date?Movies maybe?
If you could be anybody else for a day who would you be?Anybody, just always wanted to go and be any old stranger just so I can do whatever the fuck I like, though it would be more fun if it was someone famous, getting them into big shit and whatever.
Who would you turn gay for?Dunno, tough one (no that's not me being insecure :p ) ummm, maybe Jack Wilshere?! :lol: In a weird paedophile type way (I mean his face looks like he’s three years old) :lol:
does being a gooner also imply that you enjoy goonsacking?Well considering I’ve never tried it, no.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, which 5 forumers would you most like to be stranded with you and why?5!? I only need Afro and Guest
Are you an undercover mod like RTB thinks you are?No, but I’m an undercover random breath tester, sorry, just everytime I see the letters RTB it reminds of that show on channel nine. Also how many crappy, border security/police/breath testing shows can you have on the one channel!?
Would you like to be a mod?I’d consider it, but at this stage I don’t think there’s a position open. Oh and it was pretty cool that time I loaded 442 and the site stuffed and went all pixelated and came up with delete buttons at the top of every post, I’ve been watiting ages for it to happen again, but this time I’ll click delete :p :twisted:
If you were, who are 3 people you would ban?no one really, Rigas/ultragirl/solympic/PAOKTZI etc doesn’t really piss me off us much as some people and 3 obviously isn’t enough to ban all the AF dickheads.
Have you been to New Zealand before?Well many people are all for Tasmania becoming part of New Zealand so who knows, I find myself there soon
Where in New Zealand would you most like to go?Dunno really, nothing stands out, where would you recommend going?
What's your favourite holiday destination?Anywhere I can watch football, like most people on here, most of my trips are ‘football themed’.
Do you have Facebook?No, only a handful of my friends have it and rarely use it. No need for me to have it really.
Are you really a Gooner for life?Technically no, as I only became a gooner when I was 8
How does it feel to live in TasmaniaIt has it’s pros and cons, pros being it’s quiet and generally a nice place, cons, the people here are all half wit, ignorant dickheads.
NSW or VIC?QLD
When will Tasmania get an AFL and A/B-League sideDunno, neither really seem to be getting off the ground, but we can’t be left out of everything forever.
Whats it like to live amongst the inbreds? In a full scale rant about how much I hate them?
Well, they’re ignorant, braindead, idiotic, quite often fat wankers who don’t know what deodorant is, have about three teeth, have the breath of dog that’s just sucked a dead fishes cock and have the nose of a pig, and they also quite often have rats tails, and the rats tail is usually a different colour to the rest of their hair. They also have pimples everywhere, rings in every possible place and walk around shopping centres at nine o’clock at night screaming in their squeaky bogan voices at their kids who are wearing they’re pyjamas and slippers in public. The younger ones usually hang around the local bus mall, a truly horrible place to find yourself in. Most of them have never left the state and think Tasmania is the centre of the universe and the most exciting place in the world.
/end rant
You can also get quite bad thugs, a group of them went up to my old high school the other day and waited for students to belt over the head with the massive sticks they had at the bus stop, students weren’t allowed to leave school, now all schools in the area are on high alert, bunch of wankers. Thankfully, though this shit is rare.
Emirates or Highbury?Can’t really compare, Emirates and the surrounds is nice and classy, very modern, sleek, padded seats, all that shit etc, but never been to Highbury so I can’t judge it on that sort of criteria so, tough, it’s a tie.
why do you feel the need to have libero moderator in your avatar?I need to alert the masses to the fact that RTB is correct about me being an undercover mod, CONSPIRACY!!
Thoughts on vodka goon?Seeing as it’s the preffered drink of the inbreds I mentioned a few answers up, they aren’t very positive thoughts.
Preferred goonsack contents?Inbred blood
Have you let your girl use your goonsack as a pillow cuz yu fink shez da 1?Nah bruz
How good is CyclingConsidering I’m not the best bike rider around and I lack the patience to watch a long race on tv, not very.
How good is Tennisvery good, big tennis fan
Federer, Djokovic or NadalMonfils, out of that lot though Djokavic
1st Choice Arsenal keeper?
Who will be promoted alongside Brighton from League 1Huddersfield and Southampton
How do you think they will go next seasonWe had a good cup run knocking off Portsmouth and Watford, showing we're right up there with the championship sides, I reckon we’re definitely capable of staying up, it’s just how far we can go from there, a top half finish isn’t out of the question.
Who will be relegated from the Championship this seasonSheff Utd, Scunthorpe and Preston
Can Sutton United hold on and win the Isthmian Premier DivisionWe’ve got a seven point buffer from Bury Town, I think we’ll hold on to that, looks like the game I’ll be going to could be a title clincher against bitter rivals Carshalton.
How well do you think they will go in the Conference South next season if they get promotedWell, in a recent game of FM with the Isthmian league edited into the database, I wasn’t managing Sutton but I noticed them finish top of the Isthmian league in the first year, top of the conference south in the second year and then 11th in the Blue Square Premier league, I’m hoping they can replicate that in real life but I highly doubt it.
Would Glen Moss be wise to go to Sheffield Utd or would it be Theoklitos all over again?Can’t say I know much about Sheffield Utd’s goalkeeping stocks but I’d say it’s more likely to be a Theoklitos than to set the world on fire.
Is it any better (probably League 1 for the Blades) than staying in the HAL?Well I’ve heard a lot of people in AF say the A-league is better than both league one and the championship, they're all delusional , It’s hard to tell but I reckon the A-league is about League 1 or 2 standard, I mean teams like Brighton would tear A-league sides apart or on recent form in the last 4 games or so have 30% possession, only 1 shot and still win 1-0 :lol: But wether the standard is better or not the calibre of the english leagues is probably higher. Having said all of that, would you rather be second or third choice at a league one club or first choice for an A-league side? The latter for me.
NZ v. China. Score?New Zealand 1-0, Wood in the 93rd minute
If you could have any cricketer play for Tasmania from a coutry OUTSIDE the test-playing nations, who would it be?Well we had ten Doeschate for the T20’s this season who I’m quite a fan of but he was rather underwhelming, hmmm, does Eoin Morgan count? :lol:
Who do you rate the most from Bangladesh's team?Probably Iqbal or Al Hasan
What about New Zealand?Well I’ve always liked Ross Taylor
South AfricaKevin Pietersen and Jonathan Trott :p
AB de Villiers would have to be one of my favourite cricketers ever though
Final eight at RWC2011? France
Australia
New Zealand
South Africa
England
Ireland
Wales
Argentina
Final four?New Zealand
South Africa
France
Ireland
Final two?New Zealand and Ireland
Winner?Ireland
*note: I know fuck all about rugby
O-League final. Auckland's gunna roll Amicale (I hope). Score over home and away legs?Amicale 1-0 Auckland, Auckland 7-0 Amicale
Will Auckland replicate their fifth place at the 2009 Club World Cup?Who are they playing in that first game?
Lizzy Caplan or Emily Blunt?Lizzy Caplan, must say I’m kind of with you on her, don’t what it is but there’s something about her :?
What are the best things about Tasmania as I may be living there in 5 years?It’s quiet and laid back
Weather’s nice if you don’t like the sticky hot conditions of the mainland
Many people love the wilderness and the bushwalking
Other than that I’m struggling :lol:
If you could choose another username, what would you choose?Probably just Gooner or something, can’t think of anything particularly original.
How shit is Brighton's stadium?Unimaginably shit, I feel sorry for the away fans, they’re seated so far away from the pitch that when it gets dark you can’t see them. There’s no designated Brighton end and all the seating apart from the grand stand is just a few seats on some scaffolding covered in green tarpaulins, really cramped as well. And the dressing room is like this big garden shed/warehouse type thing about a 50 m walk from the pitch. The new stadium looks nice though, fitting that we move there just as we’re promoted.
Getting pumped for your trip ?Not really actually
Will you get to see Cesc or will he be gone by then ?He won’t be gone considering it won’t be the end of the season, but I won’t be going to a game at the Emirates :( I’ll still get myself to Emirates and go to the armoury (Arsenal club shop) but unless Cesc is doing a signing session there, then no I won’t see him.
IS there a problem if I ask another question?I’ll make an exception for the man voted miss 442