442 Frontline v2.0 - MY ANSWERS ON PAGE 8. YOU'RE WELCOME REDKAT


442 Frontline v2.0 - MY ANSWERS ON PAGE 8. YOU'RE WELCOME REDKAT

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Queen?

uwutm8?

I would vote paulc as the biggest queen long before KC, seeing as she is the biggest whiny bitch on these forums.

-PB

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zimbos_05 wrote:
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maybe. But I ain't clicking some random tinypic link on my work pc :lol:


I didnt click either, but no one should be allowed to tease pics of the queen of 442 forums.

I thought that was Sydneyboys?
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afromanGT wrote:
zimbos_05 wrote:
Erebus wrote:
maybe. But I ain't clicking some random tinypic link on my work pc :lol:


I didnt click either, but no one should be allowed to tease pics of the queen of 442 forums.

I thought that was Sydneyboys?


i never said drama queen. But i like how you all implied that.
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zimbos_05 wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
zimbos_05 wrote:
Erebus wrote:
maybe. But I ain't clicking some random tinypic link on my work pc :lol:


I didnt click either, but no one should be allowed to tease pics of the queen of 442 forums.

I thought that was Sydneyboys?


i never said drama queen. But i like how you all implied that.

Sydneyboys isn't a drama queen, he's just gay :lol:
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
StreetzFC wrote:
5. KC, because I expect her to be more attractive than what she says she is


o:)


I know I wasn't the only one that thought that :lol:
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aufc_ole wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
StreetzFC wrote:
5. KC, because I expect her to be more attractive than what she says she is


o:)


I know I wasn't the only one that thought that :lol:


You'll both be extremely disappointed :lol:
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
StreetzFC wrote:
5. KC, because I expect her to be more attractive than what she says she is


o:)


I know I wasn't the only one that thought that :lol:


You'll both be extremely disappointed :lol:


dw KC, pretty sure whilst heavily under the influence of alcohol one night, Heine said he estimates you to be a 9 :lol:












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I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:
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Eastern Glory wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
StreetzFC wrote:
5. KC, because I expect her to be more attractive than what she says she is


o:)


I know I wasn't the only one that thought that :lol:


You'll both be extremely disappointed :lol:


dw KC, pretty sure whilst heavily under the influence of alcohol one night, Heine said he estimates you to be a 9 :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I vaguely remember this conversation, I just can't remember when/where. :lol:

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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Heineken wrote:
Eastern Glory wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
StreetzFC wrote:
5. KC, because I expect her to be more attractive than what she says she is


o:)


I know I wasn't the only one that thought that :lol:


You'll both be extremely disappointed :lol:


dw KC, pretty sure whilst heavily under the influence of alcohol one night, Heine said he estimates you to be a 9 :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I vaguely remember this conversation, I just can't remember when/where. :lol:


Either bar century, the Unity or the Tollgate :lol:

...or all of them
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:


Don't mind me, I just though of this when I recounted the times I saw this kind of stuff on my newsfeed. :lol:
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433 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:


Don't mind me, I just though of this when I recounted the times I saw this kind of stuff on my newsfeed. :lol:


I'd actually never be the type to do that on facebook/in person, I don't think I'm attractive, and I'd rather not know whether people agree :lol:
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
433 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:


Don't mind me, I just though of this when I recounted the times I saw this kind of stuff on my newsfeed. :lol:


I'd actually never be the type to do that on facebook/in person, I don't think I'm attractive, and I'd rather not know whether people agree :lol:


Don't worry, anonymous forumers are the most supportive people on the internet :lol:
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
433 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:


Don't mind me, I just though of this when I recounted the times I saw this kind of stuff on my newsfeed. :lol:


I'd actually never be the type to do that on facebook/in person, I don't think I'm attractive, and I'd rather not know whether people agree :lol:

i thought you didn't have Facebook? :-k :-s ;)
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Eastern Glory wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
433 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:


Don't mind me, I just though of this when I recounted the times I saw this kind of stuff on my newsfeed. :lol:


I'd actually never be the type to do that on facebook/in person, I don't think I'm attractive, and I'd rather not know whether people agree :lol:

i thought you didn't have Facebook? :-k :-s ;)


I don't, I was just meaning if I did.
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
Eastern Glory wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
433 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
I can't be fishing for compliments when they don't know what I look like ffs :lol:


Don't mind me, I just though of this when I recounted the times I saw this kind of stuff on my newsfeed. :lol:


I'd actually never be the type to do that on facebook/in person, I don't think I'm attractive, and I'd rather not know whether people agree :lol:

i thought you didn't have Facebook? :-k :-s ;)


I don't, I was just meaning if I did.

A likely story...
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A teenage girl without facebook? No such thing.

And for someone who doesn't have facebook she didn't have any problem finding her way around when she 'hacked' Benjo's page :lol:
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afromanGT wrote:
A teenage girl without facebook? No such thing.

And for someone who doesn't have facebook she didn't have any problem finding her way around when she 'hacked' Benjo's page :lol:


Still fuming i missed that :x
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afromanGT wrote:
A teenage girl without facebook? No such thing.

And for someone who doesn't have facebook she didn't have any problem finding her way around when she 'hacked' Benjo's page :lol:


Actually that was really fucking hard figuring out what to do :lol:
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
A teenage girl without facebook? No such thing.

And for someone who doesn't have facebook she didn't have any problem finding her way around when she 'hacked' Benjo's page :lol:


Actually that was really fucking hard figuring out what to do :lol:

Stop being boring. get facebook.
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Eastern Glory wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
A teenage girl without facebook? No such thing.

And for someone who doesn't have facebook she didn't have any problem finding her way around when she 'hacked' Benjo's page :lol:


Actually that was really fucking hard figuring out what to do :lol:

Stop being boring. get facebook.


If I did you would never know anyway, so it doesn't matter :P
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Placeholder post (so the records will show I answered before Bowds

zimbos_05 wrote:
Forum Name and how you came about it?

I heard something in a song once that I can't remember (the band or the song) about how something or other (probably love) wasn't organic, you had to work at it. I then used that as a catalyst to start a leadership & management blog to explore leadership methods whilst learning the ropes in my career as a call centre manager in 2007. The nickname stuck.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Location?

Pakenham, about 60km south east of Melbourne

zimbos_05 wrote:
442 Citizen or TWG refugee?

442 all the way. Never been a member of TWG. I started football foruming on some American site that I can't remember now, and moved to the MV forums in 2005.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Jersey number and why?

Every team I have ever played for, I have been 4. I don't know why.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Why MV?

I was an old Gippsland Falcons supporter during my playing days, back in the glory days of Archie Thompson playing for them.

After the NSL collapse I went off Australian Football for a while, but started going to MV games midway through season 1 with a couple of mates that were members, By pre-season 2 I was a member and hooked.

Archie Thompson being the returning prodgical son and the World Cup re-igniting my interest in football.

zimbos_05 wrote:
All time favourite MV player?

Archie Thompson, for reasons stated above.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Current favourite MV player?

Still Archie. In Archie we trust.

zimbos_05 wrote:
One player from MV you’d happily drive to his next club?

Bruski.

Before he was released, I hated Brebner for so long.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Player from one of your hated clubs you like?

I've always liked David Williams.
From Sydney, I thought that Corey Gameiro was going to sign with us, and I'd still like him to play for us.

433 wrote:
Why did you call me a ****?



433 wrote:
Will you answer these questions quicker than Benjo?

Nah, he beat me to it.

433 wrote:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (Don't say doing your wife)

Same place I am now.

Same place I was 5 years ago.

Doing your Mum.

433 wrote:
This isn't gay or anything, but could you have a look at this rash for me?

Only if I can pop all the puss blisters.

chillbilly wrote:
Why is the sky green?



chillbilly wrote:
What are the stars in the southern cross? What is the distance between each of them? In centremetres how far are they from the Wolf–Rayet nebula?

This chart contains all the answers you seek.


chillbilly wrote:
Do you spell metres or meters? Centre or Center?

Get out of my country.

chillbilly wrote:
Is Milligan going to leave?



aufc_ole wrote:
Would you rather be locked in a room for one day with Girt or COYS?

Tough question.

I'm going to say Jim, because unlike COYS he is not a troll - he's certified crazy.

Eastern Glory wrote:
If sir Archibald had to go to another A-League club, which would you prefer him tot to to?

New Zealand Knights or Gold Coast United

Eastern Glory wrote:
Cheese in toast with or without tomato?

I don't eat toast. I would make a tasty cheese toastie grilled between two pieces of haloumi with tomato, anchovies and sriracha sauce in the middle

Eastern Glory wrote:
What was your last order at boost juice?

It was about 10 years ago, and I think it was the tropical caffeine one.

Eastern Glory wrote:
When was the last time you loudly declared 'YOLO'?

Last time I saw Bowds at the Sweetwater Inn. I'm late to the loudly declaring YOLO game. I'm taking it back.

Eastern Glory wrote:
If you had to be a practising catholic or a practising Muslim for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

This is a tough question, because I really like pork and alcohol... but the idea of a harem full of women willing to dote on me head to foot is also appealing.

So.... I'm going to go with Mormonism.

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If you could change the skin colour of one person in history, in order to change history as much as possible, who would you choose, what skin colour would they then have, and what impact would that have on history?

I'd make Jesus Chinese.

Just for the lulz.

Eastern Glory wrote:
Who is the most harshly done by person on this forum?

Lyubyo Millysevich

Eastern Glory wrote:
If you could nominate one forum member other than yourself to become a mod, who would you choose?

Who do I wish that amount of scorn & stress on?

I'm gonna say

Eastern Glory wrote:
Favourite Australian city other than Melbs?

Perth. I've always loved Perth.

The last time I was there I witnessed a couple of guys wearing the same pair of gumboots. It was magical.

Eastern Glory wrote:
Hobart or Launceston?

Whichever one Boags comes from. I should probably know which.

Eastern Glory wrote:
AFL or NRL?

Both, or neither. I don't really know.

Eastern Glory wrote:
Favourite Australian politician of all time?



Eastern Glory wrote:
What are your 3 favourite threads on the forum at the moment?

Any threads where people from Eastern Sydney and Morwell display their insecurity of Melbourne Victory being successful. There are AT LEAST 3 in constant rotation.

Eastern Glory wrote:
If you could have one poster who has the left to forum back, who would you choose?

Is that even English?

I would say skinet, but he lives on in his new account paulc.

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Would you block TSF from the forum forever if you had the choice?

No. As silly as he is, the reactions he gets makes it all worth it.

Eastern Glory wrote:
Is Paladicious a master of the Internet?

Yes.

chillbilly wrote:
What possessed you to join this forum on the 5/14/2009?

I wanted to comment on something, but I couldn't without making an account. So I made an account.

chillbilly wrote:
Why do people either put a capital letter or add an extra "i" when using my forum name?

Just ignore the haters, brah.

chillbilly wrote:
How do open feedwater heaters differ from closed feedwater heaters?

Open feedwater heaters are far superior as you can leave them in the rain to feed themselves.

chillbilly wrote:
How would you determine the water pressure at the bottom of a dam?

Dive to the bottom of the dam with a water pressure gauge.

chillbilly wrote:
What is your favourite type of tomato?

Roma.

Heineken wrote:
Wassup cuuuunt?



Heineken wrote:
Would you care for an Orange?

No.

Heineken wrote:
Best YOLOKEBAB you've ever consumed?

The little kebab shop next to Scruffy Murphies in Sydney. Extra Jalapenos and sriracha sauce.

Heineken wrote:
Why so bitter?

Because I didn't have an orange cuuuuuuuuuuunt.

Heineken wrote:
Best moment of your life thus far?

Being a dad.

Heineken wrote:
Worst moment of your life thus far?

Being a long distance dad.

Heineken wrote:
Do you gabber bro?

What did you say about my Mum cuuuuuuuunt?

Heineken wrote:
Do you twerk?

I leave that to the fine booty ladies. And the cats.

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Heineken wrote:
What was the last thing you ate from McDonalds?

Does coffee count? I only ever get coffee at McDonalds. More for convenience than anything else.

Heineken wrote:
Who do you dislike most on the forum?

It would be unfair to single one poster out for most disliked. There's a list of 10-15.

Heineken wrote:
Who do you like the most on this forum?

It would be unfair to single one poster out for most liked. There's a list of 10-15.

Heineken wrote:
Do you frequent brothels often?

I've been to brothels, but never paid for sex.

Heineken wrote:
Have you ever cheated on your wife?

Not when she was my wife, this was long before. We worked through it.

Heineken wrote:
Has your wife ever cheated on you?

There have been times that I suspected something was going on that proved to be an over active imagination on my part.

Heineken wrote:
What do you make of Tony Hill's umpiring this Ashes series?

Sure.

Heineken wrote:
Do you believe in love at first sight?

I believe in lust at first sight. Lust is a very powerful, passionate emotion that can turn into love, or can fizzle and die.

Heineken wrote:
If you could live in any other city than Melbourne, where would you live?

Perth. As above.

Heineken wrote:
Where were you born?

Traralgon, Victoria

Heineken wrote:
Who is your daddy and what does/did he do?

My Dads name is Peter Morris. He is both a lay-preacher in the Uniting Church and a Quality Assurance Scientist in a paper factory.

Heineken wrote:
Which cartoon do you prefer? The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy or American dad?

Bobs Burgers is superior.

Heineken wrote:
What is your opinion on the United States?

It's such a wide and diverse country that my opinion as a whole varies day to day. I would love to do a cross-country trip one day.

Heineken wrote:
What is your opinion on the war in Syria?

It makes me sad. I'm annoyed that a dictator can be allowed to slaughter his people without sanction, and also concerned about the hyper-Islamism shown by the rebels.

Heineken wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

This is one of the great double entendre jokes in history.

Heineken wrote:
What was going through the chickens mind when it crossed the road?

The front bumper of a Fiat Panda.

Heineken wrote:
When crossing the road, did the chicken take into account the traffic conditions at the time, as well as the location of the nearest crossing point? - i.e pedestrian crossing, traffic lights,

I think you misunderstand the point of the joke.

Heineken wrote:
Who is the filthiest porn star you've skinned your sausage too?



Points if you can identify her and why I would call her the filthiest porn star.

Heineken wrote:
What would your first reaction be if you won a holiday to Timbuktu?

Yay more travel!

Heineken wrote:
Have you ever had the urge to strip naked and run up and down a busy street yelling: "I don't care about carbohydrates"?

No.

Heineken wrote:
What's the worst injury you've sustained during sex?

Dislocated jaw. Sustained falling off the bed with my (now) wife and landing my face on her raised elbow.



Heineken wrote:
Are you left or right handed?

Left handed people used to be burned at the stake, the way homosexuals are now.

I wish those days were still here.

Heineken wrote:
Where were you during the events of September 11, 2001?

At my parents house on a mIRC chat room.

Heineken wrote:
What were your first reactions upon learning the news of the terroist attacks?

"Shiiiiit, that's a lot of people dead"

Heineken wrote:
If you could have lunch with the pope, what would you discuss?

"Your papacy seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"

I'd also ask him why if the word of The Pope is so infallible, why The Vatican keeps overruling him on comments regarding atheism and homosexuality.

Heineken wrote:
What would you eat during that lunch, assuming you could order anything you want?

Steak and eggs. With sriracha sauce.

Heineken wrote:
What beverage would you wash the food down with?

Miso soup.

Heineken wrote:
Did you attend a catholic school as a child?

Nope. Just a regular series of state schools.

Heineken wrote:
Have you ever banged a burqa?

A burqa, or a woman wearing a burqa?

No to both.

Heineken wrote:
Why is the new ball so influential in a game of cricket?

Sure.

Heineken wrote:
Do you support any football teams overseas?

Dortmund & Newcastle.

Heineken wrote:
Does the word 'moist' make you uncomfortable?

Words don't make me uncomfortable.

Heineken wrote:
Does the word 'clunge' make you uncomfortable?

Words don't make me uncomfortable.

Heineken wrote:
If the above words make you feel uncomfortable, does the expression: "moist clunge" make you really uncomfortable? If so what is your reaction upon hearing and/or reading the words 'moist clunge'?

Words don't make me uncomfortable.

Heineken wrote:
Are you regretting undertaking this exercise?

No.

Heineken wrote:
Do you dislike me even more now that I've asked you all these random questions?

Why would I dislike you?

Heineken wrote:
Do you think Jim Maxwell is a good cricket commentator?

Sure.

Heineken wrote:
Are you mad bro?

Sure.

Heineken wrote:
Why so srs?

Sure.

Heineken wrote:
How much money would it take to build the imperial death star?

$15.96 Septillion


Heineken wrote:
What is your favourite emoticon on these forums?

:lol:

Heineken wrote:
What in your opinion are the three best things about 4chan?

Clever
Ruthless
Anonymous

Heineken wrote:
What in your opinion are the three best things about tumblr?

Clever
Ruthless
Gay Porn

Heineken wrote:
Who shot the sheriff?

The deputy. Note that he didn't shoot himself.

Heineken wrote:
What is the meaning of life?

Spreading 42 seeds.

Heineken wrote:
If you could meet batfink, what would you say to him?

I wouldn't talk to him. I would just approach the closest brick wall and
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Heineken wrote:
What is the most pressing issue facing the country of Australia at the moment?

The prospect of Tony Abbott becoming prime minister.

Heineken wrote:
What is your favourite type of cheese?

Haloumi.

Heineken wrote:
Do you even lift bro?



Heineken wrote:
How can we stop the gangland violence in Western Sydney?

Let them kill each other. It will stop eventually.

Heineken wrote:
Are you a fan of Ponies?



Heineken wrote:
You ever glassed somebody in a fit of rage upon learning your favourite beverage at the venue of your choosing had run out?



Heineken wrote:
That'll do. For now?



Roar_Brisbane wrote:
Should Alphaman be allowed to return?

Greatest multi this forum has ever seen. I'm sad that it wasn't me.

99 Problems wrote:
Who are your idols?

Too many to list here. Philosophical, Literary, Musical, historical figures all feature heavily.

99 Problems wrote:
Favourite Music?

I like lots of different music, from the classics of Bach & Vivaldi, Pop, Rock & Hip-Hop from The Beatles, The Cure, The Ramones, Pink Floyd, pre-Fergie Black Eyed Peas and Beastie Boys. The music I grew up with mostly Grunge & Punk bands like Nirvana, Silverchair etc, oldschool ballad rock from The Smiths & Radiohead all the way to the occasional dubstep.

When I was growing up I had a huge obsession with The Doors. I devoured every piece of media they ever put out, read all the biographies, watched the documentaries & films. Jim Morrison was one of the most intriguing people I have ever heard about.

This question has prompted me to pull up Wish You Were Here on YouTube. One of the greatest songs of our time (and it was before my time, really)

99 Problems wrote:
Favourite books?

The Enders Game series had a remarkable effect on my philosophical outlook when I was younger - it's a massive shame that Orson Scott Card has outed himself as a batshit crazy religious anti-gay dickbag since.

If you ever wanted to pirate a film this movie season, it should be Ender's Game... which looks fucking amazing and makes me flood with all sorts of conflicting emotions.

99 Problems wrote:
Do you see a future where you and Afro are civil to each other?

We are already civil 80% of the time. It's just that 20% that everyone notices.

99 Problems wrote:
Dogs or cats?

Dogs.

99 Problems wrote:
If you answered cats, at what stage did life go wrong for you?



afromanGT wrote:
Have you ever, ever thought like this, do strange things happen, are you going 'round the twist?



scouse_roar wrote:
What's it like to know your mixed race baby will grow up to be infinitely more attractive than you? ;)

It makes me really happy. She's also smarter than me before her second birthday.

More interesting is her personality. She's very, very shy but she is also very observant. She loves music, loves dancing, but would never allow anyone she doesn't know to see her enjoying herself as she soaks up the world around her.

I can't wait to see what she is going to do with her life.

paulbagzFC wrote:
How the hell does Heiny have so much time to come up with so many questions?

-PB

It appears he took a verbal laxative before he started posting.

pv4 wrote:
You are on a date with afro. What do you order for three courses (entree, main, dessert) to share?

I like spicy, and I know that Jews can't handle spicy food. So I would order the three hottest dishes available.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Where do you and Afro go on your honeymoon?

Somewhere humid so his Jewfro would look even more ridiculous.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Name yours and Afros first three kids?

Ishmael, Levi and Anat for our gay adopted little girl.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Do you move in to his place, or does he move in to yours?

I think we would both leave our current residences and move into a smallholders farm in the Yarra Valley.

zimbos_05 wrote:
Who wears the pants in this relationship?

Both. We're not crossdressers, you pervert.

afromanGT wrote:
If there was no more religion, which other manifestation of stupidity would incur your wrath?

Woo science such as anti-vaccers and chiropractors already incur my wrath

scouse_roar wrote:
Would you ever meet up with Heineken, now that you know he's a high-voiced man child?

Sure, why not. I have already met up with several other high-voiced man children such as Bowds, PB, Fredsta and scouce_roar.

afromanGT wrote:
If Timmy has ten apples and I take 5, how fucking big are Timmy's hands?


RedKat wrote:
Kill, Pull Marry (must allocate all 3)
- Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull, Joe Hockey
- Clive Palmer, Nathan Tinkler, Gina Rinehart
- Terry McFlynn, Alessandro Del Piero, Nick Carle.


Kill Tony Abbott, Marry Malcolm Turnbull, Tug (is that a defacto for Fuck?) Joe Hockey. I like the chubbies.
Kill Gina Cuntheart, Marry Nathan Tinkler, Tug Clive Palmer to see him jiggle.
Kill Nick Carle... his leathery skin is an abomination. Marry ADP, I'm sure he's a wonderful housewife. Pull Tezza to hear him vocally cum in that thick Northern Irish accent.

RedKat wrote:
If you could meet two forumers that you havent already met and tell them exactly what you think of them, who would they be and what would you say?

General Ashnak. I'd tell him he's my brother from another mother and buy him lots of drinks.
TSF just to see if he's actually real, then shake him really hard and scream "WHY???"

RedKat wrote:
Would the world be a better place if the only religion was oesophagus worship?

The word would be a better place if the only way of communication was oesophagus chanting.

RedKat wrote:
Dog man or cat person?

Dog

RedKat wrote:
If you could spend a week on any planet, which one would you pick and why (ignoring the fact youd probably die on most)?

Venus. Just to study what went wrong. By all accounts it should be as habitable as Earth.

RedKat wrote:
You can eradicate one religion from the word. Which one?

Interesting question. Probably Scientology, because without Islam & Christianity out-crazying each other the world would be a rather imbalanced place.

RedKat wrote:
You have a choice. You either vote Liberals at the next 5 elections, or Sydney FC wins the double for the next 5 years. Which one do you pick?

Vote Liberals. I live in a very safe Liberal electorate, so my vote really doesn't have much impact on proceedings.

RedKat wrote:
Do you twerk?

Do you repeat already asked questions?

That's two now by my count.

RedKat wrote:
Do you tweet?

@mattlmorris

RedKat wrote:
Do you facebook stalk randoms?

Constantly.

RedKat wrote:
Would you rather- eat your own toe or cut off another persons toe?

Eat my own toe. I really don't like causing physical pain to others.

RedKat wrote:
If donkey is to fish and 3 ate a goose. What is the meaning of 56?

42.

RedKat wrote:
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, that said a woodchuck really isn't a very good chucker of wood.

RedKat wrote:
6?

No. That's stupid.

RedKat wrote:
Why is the world round?

Trick question. The world isn't round, it's an imperfect spheroid.

Also, gravity.

RedKat wrote:
Do you envision a better world if more people knew about quantum mechanics?

Someone once said that if you think you have a good grasp of quantum mechanics, you don't really understand quantum mechanics.

RedKat wrote:
Should we fly to the square root of the differential of the 6 of the thing with the you know?

Yeah, sure.

RedKat wrote:
Guitars or pianos?

I'm a better piano player than I am guitar, but I prefer to listen to guitar artists over piano.

RedKat wrote:
Is 6 afraid of 7?

Only because 7 8 9.

RedKat wrote:
How do people know 7 ate 9?

7 didn't eat 9, 7 8 9.

RedKat wrote:
Did you attend university?

Several.

Not always as a student.

RedKat wrote:
Should we do that thing where we do that thing?

No. That's stupid.

RedKat wrote:
Who was Victory's best ever player and why?

That's three. You're dead to me.

RedKat wrote:
What is your opinion on the underlying effect of the lack of invisibility cloaks in our society?

About the same as those Japanese time stoppers they use in their films.

RedKat wrote:
How have you liked my questions?

3 repeats. You can go and get fucked.

paulbagzFC wrote:
Do you really want to hurt me?

Nevar.

paulbagzFC wrote:
Are you really gonna take him home tonight?

-PB



aufc_ole wrote:
If Heart get better crowds than Victory what will you do?

This is like asking what I would do if history showed Ben Buckley to be a better sports administrator than David Gallop.

aufc_ole wrote:
Are you against modern football

I like modern football, but hate modern FFA policy on employing incompetent counter-terrorist organisations to harass the same fans that the FFA heavily relies on for marketing & promoting the game.

aufc_ole wrote:
Who is a bigger lad, Clive Palmer or Sepp Blatter?

Clive Palmer is the ultimate Lad.

aufc_ole wrote:
Estimate how many seats will be broken in the first derby



aufc_ole wrote:
How many flares will the NT let off this season?



aufc_ole wrote:
What is the current relationship status between you and Afro

80/20

aufc_ole wrote:
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

No. Do you even physics?

aufc_ole wrote:
Can a guy called Nick have a nickname?

Yes. Dick.

aufc_ole wrote:
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Because English.

aufc_ole wrote:
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done

Successfully failed.

aufc_ole wrote:
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

I would hope so. It would be against IR Law if they didn't.

aufc_ole wrote:
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Yes. Do you even English?

aufc_ole wrote:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

It will be twice as cold as zero.

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Done.

There's 2 hours of my life i will never get back.
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You get a chubby when you lift? :lol:

Also, that Terry Mcflynn comment :lol:

Anyway, well done. =d>
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Does Heiny have a life? Is this why he is behind in his uni work? :lol:
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I like spicy, and I know that Jews can't handle spicy food. So I would order the three hottest dishes available.

:-S
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notorganic wrote:
Done.

There's 2 hours of my life i will never get back.

Just to make you feel better, i have read every single question and answer in this thread so far. I kind of hope the thread dies in the next 2 days so i don't have to spend 2 hours and learn how to format it :lol:
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Eastern Glory wrote:
notorganic wrote:
Done.

There's 2 hours of my life i will never get back.

Just to make you feel better, i have read every single question and answer in this thread so far. I kind of hope the thread dies in the next 2 days so i don't have to spend 2 hours and learn how to format it :lol:

Aww that's cute. I get the feeling Afro's going to be getting his revenge on me, and I'll be spending 2 hours on his questions alone. :lol:

Probably another 2-hours on your questions. :P

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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433 wrote:
You get a chubby when you lift? :lol:

Also, that Terry Mcflynn comment :lol:

Anyway, well done. =d>


Nobody has an attractive deadlift face... except for girls at my gym. I posted an instagram today of the cutest deadlift face ever.
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