who needs to sign chamakh when you can just clone van persie :p

Regulation 3-0 win at home to Wham. No problems there.

Arsenal need to keep a consistant cetral pairing. They're chopping and changing every season and that's only making the job harder for an already mediocre keeper. Keeping Gallas and Vermaelen paired together should be priority 1.

He hasn't been able to get into the side because taht oaf Bendtner has been scoring goals against the shit sides.

When you figure out how to do that, let us know so we can clone Torres. In the meantime, one of those was meant to read "Vela".

Anyone else notice the King giving Judas the Wayne Bridge handshake?

yeah sorry there, i thought you ment vela

how to clone a human

just wondering, what would cost more, buying a decent striker or having to pay for all the aperatus to just clone the striker you've got already?

Based on your previous predictions in regards to Spurs, they'll take 3rd and thump both Manchesters imo:p

:lol: I'm always welcome to be proved wrong :P

But think...being able to clone him you'd never have to buy a striker ever again...! That and you could genetically modify him to not be so injury prone.

Europa League results this morning:

Atletico Madrid 1-0 Liverpool. Forlan 9'.

Wolfsburg 0-0 Fulham.

Nice :cool: No Wayno!
Hope Garther has a big one :lol:

So 3-1 to Man Utd with 2 penalties to Giggs and a goal to Nani with King getting an equaliser before Man Utd went away with it.

Just an interesting point. What the fuck was Rafael doing on that corner where King scored. That is some of the most retarded goal line defending I've ever seen#-o

Anyone who enjoys comedy defending should turn over to Hull vs Sunderland.

Sunderland ahead after 7 minutes through Darren Bent (of course) - which sounds fast, but we should have been 2-0 up after 4 minutes. More of the same since the goal - and now Craig Gordon is joining in with the crazy stuff.

If Zola loses this one, they are currently down one nil, he may be looking for a new job come Monday...he almost certainly will lose it during the offseason anyway even if they stay up(which they should).

More comedy at Hull. Both sides missing easy chances, Bullard has hit the outside of the post with a penalty. We should have scored 5 or 6, they should have had a couple.

Looks like a team that is damned playing against a team who don't really care.

EDIT - Jozy Altidore sent off for headbutting Alan Hutton in the face.
Alan Hutton sent off for being headbutted in the face, it appears.
To be fair, Hutton did bounce the ball off Altidore's back, but I'm not sure that's a red card offence.

Edited by Benjamin: 25/4/2010 12:53:41 AM

I see what you mean ..worst red card ever.

Playing around with the BBC Predictor.

We can still do it, dammnit!!!

That's the spirit, Rafa.

I always suspected that was you.

Grella and Emerton aren't in the squad

Goal McDonald

Hugo Rodallega equalises for Wigan.

MACCA!!!!! WOOT.



We must work hard in the next game. We created chances but we must look ahead and focus on taking it one game at a time.

Reminds me of this series of jokes I read the other day. A whole bunch of managers responses to the 'Why did the chicken cross the road' question.

Here are some:

"From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic." - Arsene Wenger


"As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute early according to my watch." - SAF

"If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey." - Clough

"Just cross the f***ing road, you chicken f***!" - Peter Reid

"I am hoping to see some sexy poultry." - Gullit.

So after West Ham's win barring a miracle we will see Hull and Burnley go down with Portsmouth.

"No no no, today is turkey and wren, I leave chicken on the bench because she looks tired." - Rafa Benitez

"I like the look of the chicken, but obviously it's not my chicken so I can't comment, but obviously, if the chicken was available I'd want to sign it. But it's not my chicken so I won't comment." - 'Arry Redknapp

No tears shed here.

Newcastle, West Brom and Nott'm Forest (fingers crossed) would be a lot better for the EPL than those three.

No surprise Adetakeitupthebackdoor didn't start today. Slight Thigh injury apparently:lol: I called it months and months ago that he would be "injured" for this game:lol:

Based on the first half there's still plenty of time for him to come on, stretch out that thigh, and toe poke a goal for old times sake.

arsenal 0-0 city :(

united 3-1 tottenham :cry:

bye, bye last title hopes

I lost our title hopes when we lost to Spurs and as long as we don't lose today I'm happy.

match is finally over, 8 minutes of stoppage time :lol: