Queensland.

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Quality thread :lol:

People from NSW will say QLD, people from QLD will say NSW.

This so much.

Not a state but has anyone been to Northern Territory?

Not bogans, or per capita?

The shoe to foot ratio isn't very high in those parts :d

Queenslanders, creating new ways of using the word 'But'.
I dunno but.

Per capita

australia is full of bogans..everywhere
probably the most populous state

I'd say Victoria / South Australia regional areas would have a ton of them.

Geelong / Ballarat.

Wow this is the first and probably only post I will agree with you on.

We as a whole are a country of bogans, it is so bad we needed to make a word up for ourselves :lol:

The old hitch hiker's paradise . :lol:

Per capita, NT wins in a canter

I remember back in the 90s Aussies used to wear the Yobbo / Bogan tag as a badge of honour...nowadays its a case of being in denial but still acting like a bogan. :lol:

if you had the knowledge i have you'd probably agree on a lot more

Lets make this topic interesting what is the Bogan Capital City for each state?

I'll kick things off....

NSW - Cessnock
QLD - Logan
VIC - Broadmeadows

:lol: fark off you cunt :lol:

Queensland has paulc so that answers that.

but you dont...so
anyway... one day

and you know this how? Oh wait, I forgot you know everything, silly me :lol:

I think bogan is incredibly overused on this forum.

not everything, just more than you

I think the term 'bogan' has lost all meaning and been confused with 'Ocker' blokes and simpletons. Genuine bogans - the vulgar, uneducated and uncouth people - are easily most prevalent in NSW.

For those of you who've never been to Tassie...

Broadmeadows:lol: yeah nah it's full of islanders and lebs . Frankton on the other hand :lol:

Clearly it's Queensland. Although the coastal regions of NSW are bad. Taree is the worst place in the world.

Beat me too it! Frankston wins hands down.

Ballarat has a few, but on the whole they are not as common as people think round here. That being said yesterday I saw some lowlife scum in him wifebeater chase some woman across the road shove her to the ground and stomp on her head, before I could move a tradie spear tackled him to the ground with five other blokes not far behind and gave him a bit of a touch up. Be a bogan if you want but for God's sake act like a man.

Newcastle might be a nice place but fuck it has its fair share of bogans.

Taree though has a lot of Aboriginals. I walked into some pub in Taree one time and I was the only non Aboriginal there and they were all staring at me like Im from outer space.:lol:

Geelong wouldn't be too far behind.

Wtf dude. That's messed up . Yep franga Is just Bogan central . Hell I remember when I was down there with the family , there was a drug deal going on I'm daylight and in front of the cops

Geelong isn't bad .

To be fair St Kilda, Melbourne is the only place I've ever heard the phrase "I'll fuckin' thong ya, cunt."

:lol: what the hell . Then I realize it is St. Kilda :lol:

St. K has a mix. You either have tweakers or European travellers.

You've actually got a whole bunch of different demographics.
- There's the tweakers and junkies
- The working class girls
- European Travellers
- European Travellers who have become permanent residents and settle down and hate the other Euro Travellers.
- Local business employees and hospo workers
- Traditional St Kilda snobs
- Local washed up sports stars and B-grade celebrities.

I believe Warnie is from St Kilda. :lol: . He is the quintessential sophisticated bogan. :d . I love him though.

Dandenong or Footscray would be worthy of honourable mentions.

Not Dandenong, Doveton. Doveton has the highest car parts to lawn ratio in Melbourne.

There's a bunch of AFL footballers, Barassi, Fevola and Brereton spring to mind. Greg Fleet (seen him walking around in his underwear), Ian Hewitson and Hamish Blake too.

I find the white people on the north coast are the worst. By far.

What about the Classic Melbourne hipster wanker? Where do they live?

How do you tell, is it a combination of the most pub tabs in a state and births of boys named Dwayne and girls with hyphenated names like Sue-Anne or Tammy - Lee.

or is it a direct relation between numbers of teeth per head of population and rats tails on primary school students multiplied by the amount of mullets when they graduate from high school in Year 9.

brunswick and fitzroy :lol:

yeah ...... nah dandy is indian and sudanese , footscray was viet/indian/african>>>>>>>>> aussies

The most bogan places I have been to are by far Mt Isa and Cloncurry where some of my family are from. The mountains of XXXX gold cans is something you will never forget.

For Adelaide's nomination I would say Elizabeth, lock your doors and don't stop until you are past Gawler.

So?

You won't find bogans in dandy and footacray that's for sure . Like afro has said doveton in melbournes south east is filled with bogans .

So from these posts it tells us the whole country is filled with bogans and no one state is the capital of them.

Not only hyphenated but names like Chanel, Mercedes, Kayliha ,Kahlee, Jaelin, Bodhi,etc

Edited by SocaWho: 31/5/2014 02:38:35 PM

Pretty sure this new show is what this is all about.

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Richmond, North Melbourne.

I once knew this bloke I used to work with and he had every trait of a bogan you could think of...and he loved watching the TV show "Housos". :d

I wouldn't classify Footscray as part of Australia anymore mate :lol:

It's a great show, tbh.

True...but its even more funny when a bogan tells you how much he loves the show. lol

Back when the old fish mullet was the flavour of the month.:lol:

Again, you have to re-assess the meaning of 'bogan'. It's anyone who's vulgar, plebian and generally uncouth. You don't have to be white to be a bogan.

Bogans naming their kids after shit they can't afford shits me. Just once I'd like to see some bloke in flanno shouting out "Oi! TORANA! Put that dogshit down and kummeah!"

And for the love of fucking god stop adding ridiculous letters into names like "Michaal" or "Mychelle". Poor teachers are confused as fuck going "Mfichael? How the fuck do I pronounce that?" and start looking around the room for an african kid, only for some white kid who could eat an apple through a tennis racquet stand up and say "It's pronounced "Michael", the 'f' is silent like in 'knife'."

Another other one that shits me is naming kids after qualities they hope to have like Faith, Hope, Charity. I'd love to be going past a school and hearing "have you met my kids? This is my son Not-a-dole-bludger, and my daughter Big Titties."

The Corby family should be used as a case study in the education curriculum as to what equates to the textbook Aussie bogan.:d

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"Oh, G'day. This is my son, Top Bloke. Here's my other son, Opening Batsman. And here's my daughter, Big Tits".

Genuinely lolled.
Nevaeh is the worst. I find it astonishing that people don't realise that the name of their child will dictate to everybody what class you are in.
FFS.

In 10 years time I want to start a registry business in "Name Changes"....I reckon ill make a mint. :lol: with the amount of bogan names that people would have been ashamed of growing up with.

Here are some classic bogan names...lol


Aalivyah
Aayden
Aiysiah
Alaysha
Armahnni
Armani
Aron
Ashaleigh
Cheyenne
Chavorne
Eathen
Haighleigh
Jakksyn
Jaylah
Jayleigh
Jay-mee
Jaymen
Jaymez
Jaymz

atelyn
Kateysha
Katishya
Katysha
Kaycee
Kaydee
Kaylaa
Kayle
Kaylee
Kayleigh

Why can't people just name their kids something simple like ....James, John, Ted, Mike ,Lisa, but noooo.....instead it has to be Elhysa, Jahymes, Braedon, Arhmani, Keihsha, Allehgra,Torriii...lol

Edited by SocaWho: 31/5/2014 04:59:20 PM

I used to go to school with a chick named jaymee
Could be worse , have you seen some African American names . There was once an nba player named wayman

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 31/5/2014 05:06:50 PM

Don't they make soap?

Because their child is unique and therefore must have a unique name.

From the first two rounds of this year's NFL Draft alone: Jadeveon, Odell, Ja-Wuan, HaSean (AKA Haha), Darqueze, Deone, Dominique (yes, a girl's name), Ra'Shede, Marqise, Lamarcus, Demarcus, Stephon, Ego, Davante, Bishop and Kony.

Some of the names are Wtf . HaSean? Really ?

There's a difference between 'generically anglo' and throwing a few letters together and making shit up. I feel sorry for the kids who have to deal with the confusion and "what, really?" questions their entire lives because their parents were douchebags.

Dude, you named your daughter Leilani Aaliyah. You can't make fun of anyone for giving their kids odd names.

I think they give them those names like they were born to be a Hollywood star or to be like the next Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.

They're no Fanny Chmelar, or Misty Hyman.

I mean, if your surname's hyman, don't go naming your daughter an adjective. :lol:

Dick Pound.

Dude, just shorten it to Rick or Ritchie or something

Fanny is an old diminutive of Frances. Aunt Fanny was a character in Famous Five.

Isn't Dick Pound some guy on the Olympics committee or something.

Wasn't he on the world anti-doping authority?

Leilani is Hawaiian for heavenly flower and Considering my wife had polisistic ovaries it was a right choice for a name . Aaliyah Is Arabic for heavenly child . And my youngest is ariella ceo . Ariella means lion of God and cleo for my grandmother . They have meaning , what the fuck does HaSean mean besides his mother laughing and going Sean Will go with that ;)

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 31/5/2014 05:59:22 PM

At my work, there's a regular, by the name of Richard Head. Kid you not. :lol:

:lol:

Leliani was a racehorse :lol:

And your point?? It was also a song by Hudoo gurus

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 31/5/2014 06:14:10 PM

Her brother Rusty doesn't seem to mind.

If it went by STD's ratio then NT wins with ave 86% population infected, Followed by Victoria with 78% of the state infected with some sort of disease.

You can hardly make fun of people for giving their children odd or obscure names when you've picked out particularly obscure names for your children.

Leilani obscure :lol: every islander I know has a daughter named leilani :lol:

I dunno what your source on that is but according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics it goes:
NT - 2.04%
WA - 0.55%
QLD - 0.48%
TAS - 0.35%
VIC - 0.38%
SA - 0.34%
NSW 0.33%

That's a lot, lot less than your 86%.

Yeah, that's really common that the massive 0.5% of the Australian population that is Polynesian give their daughters that name some of the time :lol:

Whatever dude . It's Saturday and we're bickering over something stupid . Enjoy your Saturday night afro

Per capita

Irrefutably West Australia

Nah. Clive Palmer would present a counter argument to that. :lol:

http://thingsboganslike.com/tag/bogan-baby-name/

http://thingsboganslike.com/a-bogue-by-any-other-name/

Most people in Australia possess enough of the qualities needed to be called Bogan.

Victoria elected this man to parliament...nuff said

This so much. Half the people on this forum think if you're white and speak like an Australian that makes you a bogan.

He looks like the MilfHunter. :lol:

And the nation elected this bloke.....



I'd prefer a VB swilling, Winne Red smoking, singlet wearing, stubbie clad, thongs wearing wife beater over him, to be honest.

touché

Please don't turn this into another Australian Politics thread....theres a a thread already for this. This is for banter.

It was the name of one of the Hoodoo Gurus biggest sings. Your point is invalid.

My daughter's doctor even played the song after finishing his consultation with her . :lol:

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 1/6/2014 12:32:06 PM