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Spot Kitty Chiller

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/aug/11/david-squires-on-an-eventful-start-to-the-2016-olympic-games


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When too much Squires isn't enough - he in a football podcast discussing the game in England

https://www.theguardian.com/football/audio/2016/aug/12/the-big-2016-17-season-preview-guardian-australias-premier-league-podcast


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He's back

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/aug/16/david-squires-on-the-big-premier-league-kick-off

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Petrochemicals and Lubricants...

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/sep/08/david-squires-on-the-socceroos-strong-start-to-the-final-phase-of-world-cup-qualifying


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Hope Dave lays into Eduardo's game-show trolling and Gillon's latest foody-pipedream in his next piece..


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The Perth jab actually slayed me :lol:
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pv4 - 8 Sep 2016 1:06 PM
The Perth jab actually slayed me :lol:

Fucking rofled everywhere.
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Brilliant. They just get better and better. Lol at liaw talking about being tough with his man bun and private school education. Like the guy has ever stepped onto a sports field. Fat c***.



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Canal! It's Squires on the Mancunian Derby

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/sep/13/david-squires-on-the-manchester-derby-city-united


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Lol the Dion Dublin reference is first class


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No Aus Sport or other 'toons for a few weeks as Squires is on 'is 'olidays.

He'll be back for the start of the A-League season.


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Great Simpsons reference :lol:
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Still on holidays (in sunny Swindon apparently) Squires has produced this: https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/sep/27/david-squires-on-arsene-wengers-20-years-at-arsenal

Can you spot the Aussie allusion in the first three frames?

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We're so, so lucky to have Squires in our corner, especially given the amateur hour fledgling level of "professional" discourse in the rest of Australian football media.

Enjoy your holiday David, looking forward to your work in the coming season! :)

My postscript is that I ran into a bloke in an Adelaide United shirt in Swindon when on an hour or so train stopover there, so hopefully you'll feel at home!
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Oblivious Troll - 28 Sep 2016 8:56 AM
Still on holidays (in sunny Swindon apparently) Squires has produced this: https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/sep/27/david-squires-on-arsene-wengers-20-years-at-arsenal

Can you spot the Aussie allusion in the first three frames?

lol so much at tony adams/ polo neck/ late night arts review
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hah doctor who reference in there too. All class.


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Hahahahaha the new strip all but confirms that he is on these forums. Omfg.

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https://i.imgur.com/batge7K.jpg

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paulbagzFC - 6 Oct 2016 8:57 AM
Hahahahaha the new strip all but confirms that he is on these forums. Omfg.

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https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/oct/06/david-squires-on-the-beginning-of-the-2016-17-a-league-season
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paulbagzFC - 6 Oct 2016 8:57 AM
*snip*

Not to be a dick, but can you remove the actual comic strip and replace it with the link to the Guardian? Helps support the page for David Squires and his work, and that's something we should be doing for a writer that is producing lots of quality A-League content.
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holy shit I'm dying, one of his best
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https://www.theguardian.com/profile/david-squires


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Fucking kek

blob:http://imgur.com/1b99e988-13ed-4367-b1a4-fb6dae1f9851http://i.imgur.com/n9E2Tik.png

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Squires, straight back into top form, can't wait for more this season. <3
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paulbagzFC - 6 Oct 2016 11:36 AM
Fucking kek

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ROLF
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Everything is amazing. "The soccer Caliphate is upon us"  hahahaha

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Gayfish - 6 Oct 2016 3:27 PM
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ROLF

"You can stick you're fucking A-League up your arse."

Yoshi. 2016. Aged 10.



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I must be retarded, because I don't see why these comics prove he browses FFT.

Cheeky Adelaide cyclone reference

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salmonfc - 6 Oct 2016 4:26 PM
I must be retarded, because I don't see why these comics prove he browses FFT.Cheeky Adelaide cyclone reference

The main slide I thought was heavily FFT related was the "bitters" comment. 

I'm also 90% confident someone on FFT wrote how it'd be hilarious if Yoshi chose SU58. I :lol: when I read that, but I guess that's not a joke that Squires (and pals? Does he get help with material, I have no idea?) couldn't have thought of themselves. 
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Gayfish - 6 Oct 2016 3:27 PM
paulbagzFC - 6 Oct 2016 11:36 AM

ROLF

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pv4 - 6 Oct 2016 4:32 PM
salmonfc - 6 Oct 2016 4:26 PM

The main slide I thought was heavily FFT related was the "bitters" comment. 

I'm also 90% confident someone on FFT wrote how it'd be hilarious if Yoshi chose SU58. I :lol: when I read that, but I guess that's not a joke that Squires (and pals? Does he get help with material, I have no idea?) couldn't have thought of themselves. 

This lol

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