I'd give him pancakes with no lemon or sugar.

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I'd take him into pubs so he can watch Adelaide play when Coopers Stadium rejects him due to their No Seinfeld policy.

If he behaved himself I'd let him have a shandy whilst watching the game.

Id take him to the best brothel and get 3 chicks to show him the ropes.

Would email Kevin Airs to promote him to 'Legend Status' in his m80 gang, and invite mcjules around for dinner to entertain him. Then when salmon foes to bed mvjules could entertain me.

Ill make sure he closes the damn car door

Lemon on a pancake - WTF kind of voodoo is that?!?!?!?!?!

Nah for real lemon and sugar and pancakes is the best. First time I heard of it I thought it sounded vomitworthy.... and then I tried it.... and... it's just the best. You need to try it.

i would continue to ignore him

...I'd want to check the ages of everyone of his FB friends

What sort of human does have lemon and sugar on pancakes?

That's like not having milk with Milo... I'm genuinely shocked that a human in the non-ISIS world doesn't know this.

Such a Westie thing to say. You're such a disgrace to Maroubra and the Eastern Suburbs. No wonder you're so bitter!

All this typing of 'lemon on pancakes' is sure to be setting off red flags all over ASIO.

Buy him a Melbourne Victory membership.

Disconnect the wifi and get him a haircut

So he can feel the glory of 6th?

Send him into the army. 4RARs Gomer Pyle...

No haircut. Guy is already hating rhe newman tag.

Start the HRT straight away.

I know lots of people view me as one of the resident c*nts in ET, but I think our targeting of a kid has gone OTT.

This. It's not even done in a funny way, it's just mean.

I would tell him to have a sense of humour and laugh at this thread, as MOST of it is in jest.

Also lemon and sugar is for pikelets... not pancakes. Size does matter.

You guys do know they are m80s so get off your high horse.

So? You know that salmon is a young teenager with self esteem issues, making fun of him publicly isn't cool.

:lol: He gets much worse to his face on facebook.

Sammy is a good kid, he knows this shit is just #bantz.

He should be happy no one told him he's a cancer like they told me just for switching teams!

I would take him camping because I love camping

Maybe then you can teach him your freeballing ways ;)

I started this thread in a very light hearted manner.
Sally knows that I've tried to help him, and he knows that many people have tried to help him and he has not listened. He had to laugh at the jokes when you look at them in that context. He might be a kid, but he's not retarded, he knows that he's opened himself up to some ribbing by ignoring what people suggest.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Fuck tonight was funny

I must have missed something, did people find salmon irl?

Yep.
About 15 of us are in a group chat on FB. Salmon is one of those 15.

Was. We forgot to add him again on sunday:lol:

I would take him to Oxford ST, He can vanish as I did and come back a born again Christian. May love be to you all. Happiness and harmony.

To take the original thread theme, if I was salmon's mum I'd tell him to stop trying to be friends with you cnuts which is pretty much what you're trying to make happen but don't have the guts to do more directly.

I said that I'm now willing to listen to the advice that you have. Even so, this sort of shit isn't justified.

Fwiw it has been said directly, multiple times.

Salmon seems to have taken offence to this thread. It is being locked now in the interest on not picking on the guy.