20 stat decs and a "please explain" from VCAL should have them smartening the fuck up.

best:watching my lil daughter growing in front of my eyes.. shes such a lil tacker she holds her bottle already and shes only a week and five days old
worst: the damn stiches from my operations are stinging me like crazy

Best - Soccer training tonight. I loooooooove my shooting practice.
Worst - Double software development in about an hour.

Best: w00t weekend.
Best: Opposition for mock trial might be forfeiting so i won't have to learn 2 and half pages by wednesday.
Worst: I feel gross.

B: weekend:d
W: can't play goalie tomorrow, cause of fingers:evil:

[spoiler]Yeah, anal sex does that to you[/spoiler] 8-[

As above.

:roll: I'm only 15 remember.

Talking from experience? :lol:

how do you know that anal sex makes you feel gross afro

Yeah, you gotta use plenty of lubricant otherwise it really hurts the end of your nob.

Wait...what topic is this again?

it's common sense

"You'll never see a person in this country convicted by jury of sodomy because half the population believe it's not possible and the other half are doing it"

Best: Weekend.
Worst: Meh

Best: Going on retreat from Wednsday till Saturday :D and we get Monday and Tuesday off school....were supposedly to do the work teachers have set. Please note the emphasised Supposedly :p
Worst: Headache from the screaming, and yelling and giggling from the year 7 and 8 midgets on the back seat of the bus home this afternoon. FFS WHY CANT PEOPLE USE CONDOMS!!!!!

I know huh? they could have saved us from your bilge too! Remember, you were a year 7/8 too once.

Best: One of the girls from the Japan trip said she found this guy who we met in Japan from Singleton (if anyone's from there give us a shout) in NSW on Myspace. He was chatting up two of our girls, then three more came, and he started stuttering when they asked him his name
(Laykon!!! Seriously, what a crap name) . Also, when they started talking to him, he crossed his legs as if he'd just jizzed in his pants. The funniest moment of the whole trip. The fact that this chick tracked him down was even funnier.
Worst: My brother is back from camp.

haha:lol:

all my mates live on the North Shore and Northern Beaches so i didn't kick scream and chuck shit all over the bus. I always used to be polite, y'know standing up for the oldies, not hogging seats, not playing music really loud...even though im kinda guilty of that now....who can resist a good Yellowcard album...8-[

Best: Friday timetable is the best, got an extension on english homework I really couldn't be bothered doing
Worst: Nothing really

Best: Weekend

Worst: Just realised I'm going to miss the Old Firm game (This one being even more important than usual) tomorrow night because we're going out for dinner for my Aunties birthday.:x

Unlucky I hate it when stuff like that comes up in the not too distant future I'm going to miss the Victory v Sydney match that i always go to with my best mate who is Sydney because of the same reason

B:weekend
B:soccer tomorrow
B:soccer on Sunday
W:nothing really

Worst: nothing.

Best: walking back of house with a mate after shift eating muffins when another mate comes down the stairs and walks past us. She says something about our muffin eating so I turn around and launch what's left of mine at her and hit her square on her lovely behind. I didn't know she still had two hours to go in her shift :lol:

Worst: put my jeans into the morning wash, and forgot my ipod was still in them....now its wrecked :cry:.
at least i got a couple hundred in my bank account so i can replace it....thankgod i didn't buy anything when i went shopping last week, :cry:

R.I.P Nathan's Ipod 2007-2009

Bad luck what kind was it?

it was the new Ipod Nano metallic style range. Since i havent bought a car yet, it was kinda my pride and joy

At least it was only a nano and not a touch or classic...

My brother did the same 3 days after getting one at xmas....and beleive it or not 2 1/2 months later worked! must have finally dried out.DON"T THROW IT OUT!!!

Phones/Ipods don't like salt water,obviously salt residue is left behind (RIP Motorola V8,man that was a cool phone..) when it dries out.

Ipods are contructed pretty well,take longer to dry out..

Edited by jazzmaster: 9/5/2009 02:48:32 PM

true...but it still cost around $160....#-o