Best: Easy day at Uni
Best: Met Alan Brough and John Safran
Worst: Internet is being lame
Worst: Got an 800 word report to start and finish before 5pm tomorrow.

Hey, asshole, we don't all use full grammar on the internet - it's a new medium of communication. Times change, deal with it.

You're the dickhead for judging me by the way I write here.

You should get out more... 1000+ posts on an internet forum. Is this your only form of social interaction?

I also note you had to edit your post. lol.

Edited by 16fsydney: 14/10/2009 10:13:50 PM

I find the smaller reports, like this, a pain in the arse to do.

Oh the irony :oops: :oops: :oops:

Great to see you use correct grammar and punctuation. Thank you for joining us in the real world.:lol:

IS that because you suddenly find yourself capable of typing 1000+ words in the blink of an eye, when you're only allowed 800? That's the problem I tend to have. Of course, when I'm required to write 1500 +words, I struggle to get past 1000.

Not really it's more a case of me leaving it until the last minute to do. :P Then there's the flow on effect of having so many thoughts and/or so much information and not being able to reconcile it all in such a limited timeframe.

Edited by martyB: 14/10/2009 11:29:54 PM

Best: Skulled a litre of chocolate OAK.
Worst: Skulled a litre of chocolate OAK. :-&

marty <3 chocolate milk

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

hahahahahaha loser

how is it irony (that i edited my post)? i dont care about they way other people write, wanker.

no dat i noe writin lyk dis annoys u nerds i fink i will continue lol

do you want me to get my friend to make you a

"i <3 chocolate milk" tee...?

i'll throw in a

"i <3 Melbourne <3" tee aswell.

All for the cheap price of $70. Let me know haha

Best: Socceroos won
Worst: Argentina won

go back to twgf with your crappy language.

and don't call s_f a wanker. if you don't get how that is ironic then you need to learn what ironic means and have a laugh at yourself.

maybe the best way for you to learn is through song:

[youtube]8v9yUVgrmPY[/youtube]

don't hate on people with high post counts.... i guarantee you would have over 1000 posts on twgf or you are just a half arse multi :-k

Nice to see it fly right over your head.

Oh, great sig by the way. Sound like a true fan lol. FORZA SYDNEYBARCAPOOL!!!!

You're right you know... Your approval is what i want so bad!!!

Best: Dinner with the boys at the pub tonight
Worst: Thesis work

I'm a girl and even I know having more than one team is a big no no:lol:

Bandwagoning n00b:lol: No, no, no...you're mother is a scouser and your father a catalan, right? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by 16fsydney: 15/10/2009 11:49:56 AM

I'm sorry are you still arguing with me?

I disagree with that song, most of the references are coincidental or just unfortunate, not irony. Someone should teach Alanis the true meaning of irony.

That's right. All those things said in the song "Ironic" are not at all ironic. And that's your irony. 8-[

No point arguing with an australian scouser-catalan...they're a very stubborn people! :lol:

ffs :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

best: killed my maths exam
worst: nothing so far! \:d/

Best- Had a mad sleep last night
Worst- Has to work everyday for the rest of the holidays

an urban legend example of irony that i've read before. it seems too far-fetched to be true but who knows?

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:

On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

"Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide."

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-16.html

Love that. Legal Studies teacher showed our class that last year. Darwin Awards are a great read also.

Best: Having Nandos for dinner tonight. First time I've had it in over a month!

best: cracking jokea t work all day cos we had nothing to do
worst: it rained then went sunny then rained .... repeat

B: Chappelle's show DVD's finally arrived today \:d/
W: Shit weather again, but meant staying in and watching afformentioned DVD's...so probably not that bad after all

im rick james biatch!!! lol ashy larry

The rick james sketch is gold, i've got it as the msg tone on my phone and have the Rick James Bitch t-shirt....when keeping it real goes wrong is also quality. I can't think of a comedy series that can match Chappelle's show. Nearly every sketch is hilarious, best $70 i've spent in a long time.