That's genereous. Parkeran was 10.

Best:Just been a good day. Watched Dark Knight today as well. Birthday in 13 days.
Worst:Nothing.

I did that at one of my friends parties once. He lives in the country, and his road has lots of houses on, though they are pretty far away. Anyway, one of the guys followed us in his car, and threatened to shoot us with his gunif we did it again. Some people ran back and did it again.

Dont get me started on those knives, lol its like the best thing about the job playing with them.
Lol at knick knocking I went a few weeks ago with a crowd of 6 at a party and we got one house ran around the corner got another and ran back around the corner where we leaned against a fence panting and all of a sudden 4 BIG guys run out one after the other of the house we just got and start chasing.

Best: Sleep in and catching up with a few mates last night.
Worst: I had to sit through the schools awards night last night

16. 8-[

Better than being eighteen, and being told you look twelve. :p

Best: Cast come's off today!
Best: Driving around in my mate's Supra last night.

Worst: -

Best: No school
Worst: so bored

No way your 16.

best: its lunch time
worst: bout to spend some money on more xmas presents

best: its thursday, friday tomorrow
worst: still have to work for 3 days next week.

Yeah Im like that too.
update.
Best: Got 2 hours of Prison Break to watch
Worst: Its pissing down rain here

FFS me and my friends for some reason are still being asked for ID at some place. WTF is wrong with these guys. Funny seeing the reactions though as the bouncer tries to work out the age

duuuuh..... *looks at fingers*....

Yeah mate, we are older than you ffs!

Why?

I thought he was gonna take "13" and run with it. Hes probably 10 or 11 though. Hes being greedy though now, saying he's 16. Shoulda just taken the 13.

Why? Because youre dumb.

Tj looks like your gonna have to upload your birth certificate to prove them wrong I believe you I think I heard you saying before that you were around the 15-16 mark

Because We've all met more intelligent eight year olds. The only way you're 16 is either if you go to my old high school, or if you have Downes Syndrome.

Your missus must like like a right cradle snatcher:lol:

Dude...the last place I went to, the bouncers were younger than I was:shock: :shock:
Worst security I've ever seen. The guy threatened to drop me because I stepped of the 'designated' carpet leading between inside the club and the smoking area. The guy was the biggest fucking pretender.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mine's more a case of checking my I.D. a billion time's, before working out it's actually mine, and it's not a fake.


What a wanker. :lol:
Sound's like a lot of the security around Brisbane. :roll:

Aren't the QLD lisences just a laminated piece of cardboard anyway?? The quickest way of checking victorian IDs is to look at the nomth/year on the back and then check the photo.

I don't mean to sound racist, but there's a lot of Sri Lankan security guards down here that are fucking shit. They disappear at the first sign of trouble, unless however they're the ones causing the trouble because if things are quiet at around 1am, they'll call their mates and your party is crashed by 20 or 30 smelly fuckers you've never met.

All youve gotta do is flip it over and see if the number is lower than 90.

If it is, you check the photo. If it's the same, you check the month. If the month's the same you've just wasted 3 seconds and you've got to find the dob on the front and probably wish them a happy birthday:lol:

Yeah, our's are pretty basic. You can pick the fake's under a blue light.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Best: Getting my cast off.
Best: First shower after it came off.

Worst: Waiting around the hospital for two hour's for them to take five second's to cut the cast off, and let me squeeze someone's finger, say there's no pain and them to write me a clearance form... All up: About thirty second's work.
Worst: Watching some lady walk out of the water at the beach... Worst. Thing. I've. Ever. F'ing. Seen. In. My. Life.

FUCKING LOL!

How many bouncers carry them around though?? And a good forger can fake that easy as.

:lol: Hillarious. Do we want to ask why??
It's funny when you see some morbidly obese woman coming out of the water and shout out "Greenpeace'll be down to push her back in" and turn around with everybody else as they look to see who said it and laugh.

What compels people like that to put themselves in such situations,aren't they embarrassed? It blows me away sometimes what some slobs will do in public...note to the kiddies: Do not work in retail.:twisted:

Edited by jazzmaster: 19/12/2008 01:32:14 AM

Best : $15000 worth of TV"s sold today :)
Worst : It's fucking Xmas!:evil:

I was sitting there, just finishing K.F.C., with the girlfriend, and threw up in my mouth.
In the missus' word's: "Her leg's look like half-inflated air-bag's."
It was the worst thing I've ever seen, and she was like, maybe forty, with a really old guy in D.T.'s... Fucking horrible to say the least.
And yeah, the Greenpeace one is pretty funny. :p


Yeah, I think I've seen them forged pretty easily. The only place I've been around here that actually uses blue light is The Met. And, I've seen it happen at the Mustang Bar, not that I'd go there. :lol: :p

I saw this 12ish yo kid at Bankstown.... How a kid that young can be THAT fat was beyond me.
Im suprised his legs didnt buckle. Like, he was absolutely huge

There was this woman when I was out the other night. And she was so fat that the welds in the chair she was sitting in gave way. She fell through a bit and got stuck between the legs. They couldn't get her out. I don't know what happened next because I had to leave before I died of explosive laughter. I just want to know what the fuck is has to be wrong with you before you think 'I could lose a kilo or two here'...do you have to explode or something?? Do these people have no shame??

And a Merry Bah-Humbug to you too!! :D

:lol: ok..it's not all bad

There was this woman when I was out the other night. And she was so fat that the welds in the chair she was sitting in gave way. She fell through a bit and got stuck between the legs. They couldn't get her out. I don't know what happened next because I had to leave before I died of explosive laughter. I just want to know what the fuck is has to be wrong with you before you think 'I could lose a kilo or two here'...do you have to explode or something?? Do these people have no shame??

You just reminded me of Mr Grouso in Monty Pyton's Meaning of Life.:lol: :lol:

I hate it to be honest. The christmas thing starts in November and is so commercial. What is this "only" 7 weeks til christmas bullshit?? Christmas is December! Decorations should not be up before then. And I've been listening to the same damn christmas carols sung out of tune every night since the 15th of november at work. It's driving me nuts.