That is why alcohol is the greatest invention of mankind

Christ, I know one of those, and the scary thing is - i almost went out with her. She was such nice person, then i went to a party with her, an hour after we rocked up my attitude completly changed. So annoying. She actually asked me later on (when she was sober) if i liked her, and i said i used too. To this day she's still confused as to why.

See me being the heartless bastard I am would if she kept nagging me as to why I don't like her anymore I'd just crack it and go "It's because you're a slut simple as that":lol:

I reckon fuck the judgements and be the biggest slut you can:lol:

Edited by sydneycroatia58: 29/3/2010 08:36:43 PM

Yer, well :lol: I thought about it, but we had been friends for a while, and i'm not a heartless bastard. :lol:

Meh I guess I just like making fun of sluts:lol:

Then again they are pretty good to have as friends as they do tend to have hot friends:lol:

Increasing the risk of you running to your docter crying "Shit, i think i have genital herpes etc etc etc" :lol:.

The slightly nerdy quite ones are the ones to go for, they craaaaave attention, get a conversation going with one of them, and she'll be like putty in your hands. :lol:

But slutty girls always have that stunner of a friend who isn't a slut and goes for the nice guys:lol:

Have to agree with that about the slightly nerdy girls and some of them are actually pretty cute:lol:

Edited by sydneycroatia58: 29/3/2010 09:20:09 PM

Stop.

why?

500 Pages :D

Cause it's annoying. Take it to msn. It's also disgusting imo :lol:

now let's make it 1,000 :d

Don't call sluts disgusting. They have feelings as well:lol: :lol:

[size=1](At least I think they do)[/size]

Hardest I've laughed all day. Don't know why.

Best: Got most of a draft version of an essay done that's due in about 2 and a half weeks.

HAMMER TIME!

There's tarts, and there's hot chicks. Tarts are a waste of your time, they're the chicks that muzzas go for and put out for any old run of the mill bloke. And then there's hot chicks. Most guys are too scared to talk to the hot chicks, so if you give them a stimulating conversation and are good, you'll be stimulating something else later...

Best: Newcastle are just about promoted
Best: On my Birthday

Worst: What could be bad?

Best: FINALLY going for a haircut. (That is quite sad actually if it's the best thing about my day, true?)
Worst: Was not able to sleep in.
Worst: Even more sick than I was yesterday.

This. If you're confident about talking to them and aren't boring and keep a conversation going andf you're funny then a lot of the time you're in with most hot chicks (as long as they aren't stuck up).

Best: Seeing an old friend who just happens to be a stunner and going for a drink tomorrow:lol:
Best: First sleep in for like 3 weeks
Best: No tafe
Worst: Not much

Edited by sydneycroatia58: 30/3/2010 02:21:26 PM

Worst - Being woken up a 6.30, having an inclass essay at uni, then a tute(all on tax law), Working in a few hours

Best - Adelaide playing tonight and finding $50 in my bag

It's just a matter of being able to make her laugh, joke about yourself and be confident, the rest falls into place.

New Best: Rainy weather\:d/ \:d/

Yer, they do, beetween their legs 8-[






Isn't it, Hummer Time? :? That's what it sounds like.

Best: Raining, all it needs is it to be a bit colder, and i'm content.

Worst: The girl i really like at Uni hooked up with some Greek guy. He seems nice, although i know she'd be happier with me :cry:

:shock: ](*,)

What a way to christen the 500th page :lol:

Best: Excursions over
Best: Train ride with rain and music
Worst: Have not slept all week

One more reply to 10'000 replies in here... :shock:

He hooked up with the chick you like. In no way can he be nice:lol:

Fuck you sydcroat, I had the damn 10,000th reply......

Edited by marconi101: 30/3/2010 06:31:08 PM

Exactly. Unless he's your best mate, but then he should have known you wanted her and left her for you.

You gotta make a move or you miss out mate.

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding.