Rumours are abound about the origins of Myzer. The truth though is far less interesting, but none the less it shall be divulged here.

At the age of eight Myzer was given a conjuring set for Christmas. From that day on he determined that he would eventually pursue a career as a stage magician. His father encouraged this ambition, rewarding his son's performances with a pat on the head and a twenty cent piece. By the age of twenty-one, he had $100 and a flat head and received his first kicking for retelling old jokes.

Magus to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Sprout, 12th Dan Master of Dimac, poet, adventurer, swordsman and concert pianist; big game hunter, Best Dressed Man of 1933; mountaineer, lone yachtsman, Shakespearian actor and topless go-go dancer; Myzer's hobbies include passive smoking, communicating with the dead and lying about his achievements.

He also supports The Spurs and The Mariners, but God only knows why.

Da-da-da-dum Quizmania!

fuck that show is annoying

Hey,

I was bored one night and decided to call in. I tried so many times and failed. Fate would have it, that I got the top answer correct. Rigged. :(

Julia.

im glad you understand now.

You took your sweet time you idiot

some people enjoy the show but i think its annoying, espicaly that "speed round" sound! and now that big brother is back i think im going to have to find some night shift work

Hey,

LOL! Have you seen that new show on Fox called Solitary? It's pretty much a BB rip-off but people are confined to their own rooms until they quit.

Julia.

nope i think its a good thing i dont have foxtel

good to see you here, i think dino's singing our song ...

awww, we have a song.

how sweet and yet, strangely appropriate ;)

easy cowboy

shes abit old for you milhaven

I am Dirty Sanchez.

My reputation precedes me.

Tried to walk, found a severed hand
Recognized it by the wedding band

"It's okay, do you want some more?"
I said, "Yeh,..."
"You'll see dragons after 3 or 4...:
said, "Fuck Yeh,..."

"Understand, I'm not falling down"
I said, "Look around, the room's taller now,.."
I can't close my eyes, cause i see the sound
In waves

oi, who the hell is calling me old?

farkers.

btw, millhaven, how old are ya?


meanwhile, Sanchez, Sloth, good to see you both here ... ;)

Ya know shea, ya should have just kept the same user name, make it easy for everyone!

I know, I know.

But Mindy is cool. If I was a cartoon, I'd be Mindy. 'Cept for the ginge - I ain't no ginge.

Need someone to photoshop the hair brown for me. I'm far too lazy.

Nice to see you too :)

double post! wtf!

i'm in my early-to-mid twenties, judging solely from core samples as all government records have long since disappeared.

christ! that may actually make me older!

I'm on the downward slide to 30 myself.


.... luckily, I'm still cute :P

good cos ginger heads arwe complete and utter nutters.

And you're not there - yet!

hahah! too true!

I'm actually a little partial to some ginger now & then....

HI GDeathe,I support blacktown demons since I moved to blacktown 3-4 years ago I also support SFC

little mozart here.. im a huge fan of Arsenal, my fav
player is Tomas Rosicky(little mozart), i also follow the
newcastle jets (forza nicky carle!!) and in my spare time
i play and coach.
over and out.

My name's Mark, i'm 19 and am a pre-apprentice carpenter. Huge Victory, Australia National Team fan. Favourite Euro club is Manchester United and Palermo. Also got a soft spot for Catania (because I was born there).

Craig has arrived:d/ :d/ :d/

Hey im Tom (or Foma) Im 17, and Living on the Sunshine Coast, just north of Brisbane.

I've been playing football for about 8 years now, and have been responsible for coaching a team of reckless crying maniacs (under 8's... Never again). This is my second year of playing for the Senior Men's team and have firmly stamped my place as the Number 1 Right back on the team.

I'm a proud Manchester City supporter as my whole family is from Manchester, which is why we dont support United. My other Teams are Blackpool F.C which is currently in Division 1, this is because i have lots of relatives there as well.

In The A-league i support Queensland Roar, but Melbourne Victory always have a softspot in my heart as i was born in there.

I take exemption to that young man....I've been called ginger once or twice.

Hi Sloth2 o:)

Im Sas, I'm from Brisbane, I love football. I support, in no particular order, Man United, Rochedale Rovers, Queensland Roar and all teams that wear the Green and Gold. Also a bit of a Den United fan. :-"

And you're not at all a nutcase are ya Sas?
;)