Its not like it takes great effort to be funny or type something funny. Plus you can be half as lazy as you think you are. You have a job. And when you got back from the CA trip you went to the movies the next day. Im too lazy to go on the CA trip and if I did Id sleep for the next week.

TBH i'm sort of the same as you Fredsta. I'm not as much as a clown but most of the times i'm around my friends and family i'm the one that makes them laugh. Obviously I can't translate it into text.

Im a tad offended by that. I am in person a funny kid and am renowned for it in school, it never gets to come across here as I'm good for the kind of comedy that needs to be done in person/conversation I have the kind of quicker mind that thinks of something funny/stupid in a conversation or class before other people do. Here I'm not in live conversations and really cant be bothered typing that sort of shit out as I am quite possibly one of the laziest people I know and I suppose seeing as no one here sees that side of me that I dont feel the need to do it in front of you. I feel sometimes at school I am expected to be the clown in a few of my classes just to keep people happy, this was certainly proven to me on my Central trip but here I dont have to do that its a sort of sanctuary you might say.

EDIT
I would also like to add that seeing this has become a contest that there is no competition for S_F, sorry mate but it is true you do not possess a funny bone

Edited by fredsta: 10/7/2009 04:47:27 PM

Thanks, No Problem, I'll use it more often :d

. Meh, I s'ppose their is, but since when did it become a contest?

:? I can't even remember my 'funnies'...

Fredsta has a case^

How come your testicles never swap places? Whats to stop them?

:lol: Heineken made a funny. There's a first time for everything I guess.
The score is now Socceroos_fan 2-1 Heineken in the race to be the least funny person on FFT.

Well i'm still only 19 but there are some real fucking idiots out there

also, i don't hear the word shitjive enough. good on you for bringing it in

Edited by Krackovich: 10/7/2009 04:08:48 PM

1. Grab the nearest phone
2. Ring Up Alan Jones at 2GB...
3. Have a nice old yardy conversation/whing/bitch/moan/shitjive about todays youth and "How back in my day we used to be respectful to the old bitches and moaners"

It's ok for them, they've smoked a pack a day for twenty years, they can't smell a fucking thing.

Every emo band in existance.

WGMG: Bands who sound the same in every song. Ie The Fray, Nickelback, etc.

Yeah I agree, I hate it when you come across people like that. Not meaning to sound racist but when we were in Alice a couple of days ago the mall just reeks of unwashed bodies it was foul. Theres a Big Issue dealer in Bendigo who you have to block your nose when you come into a 20 meter radius of him. I also hate those who smoke WAY too much and smell like a bonfire, we get alot of these at work when Im just filling up stock a smoker like that will walk past but leave the smoke smell lingering for a long while. I get that people are addicted to it and enjoy it but have some regard for us non smokers who have to smell you, it doesnt even apply to all smokers just the ones you have it seeped into every fibre of their clothes and skin

It's obviously not that much of a genius if it can't tell the difference between wannabe punk and rapcore.

That's my pet hate at the moment. It has a tendancy to be indians or bogans and they all fucking stink.

Shit, do you have it or something? Because you said you were going to die in another thread, but I thought it might have been school related. Sorry man. i know everyone gives you crap around here, but I wish you a speedy recovery.

WGMG: Cancer

The best Budweiser ad is this one
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There are also two other eally funny ones, i can't find them at the moment. One is called good dog and the other one is called wassupp. Type them into You tube next to budweiser and you'll find them. They are gold.

WGMG: iTunes Genius sidebar. It recommends songs based on songs you already have in your library. So my brother used our last money on iTunes on 21 guns by Greenday, because it reccommends it if you like Linkin park. WTF?

I know someone like that. He washes his clothes but doesn't use cleaning powder :? What. The. Fuck.

WGMG: Sickness. AGAIN.

WGMG: People who have absolutely NO consideration for their own hygiene or anybody else's sense of smell. Yesterday I was balancing a register before I left work, and this really smelly guy gets served on the register next to me. His stench just filled the service area, it really was horrendous. To make things worse, it lingered for about 5 minutes. It was just about eye watering stuff. Made me think, FFS, have a shower or use some deodorant.

WGMG is the damn kids these days. Three times last night i got asked if i was selling pills, what the fuck is that. Had the funniest conversation with this smoking hot chick when i was taking the piss trying to convince her i was selling. And then this kid who looked about 14 and was wearing purple jeans came up to me and my group when we were outside and asks as casual as anything if we want to buy some acid. we messed around a bit like asking how much an 1/8th of a piece of acid would cost like from flight of the conchords but still what the fuck is the wrong with these people, get it together.

I was just thinking, we should rename this thread "MvFCArsenal16.8's old man whinges"...I keep expecting to come in here and see a post by him going "I got up this morning and put my shirt on and a button came off, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off, now I'm affraid to go to the toilet..."

My mate can do the eyebrow thing too. It's very weird. He can only do it for like 20 seconds though before he starts getting face cramps.

Re the Cadbury's ad. I'm not sure if the original one is Hamish Blake... I know that Hamish does a recreation of the Cadbury's ad..

Here is a link to it: (I don't know how to post video)

http://www.2dayfm.com.au/shows/hamishandandy/cadburys-ad-video

The Budweiser water adds are pretty good too.
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This one's hilarious too...
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Love the old Heineken (I think) ad's, where the guy would be reaching into the barrel of ice water, searching for a Heineken, and would either find it, and join all his other mates with frozen hands, or find it, and drop it coz he was shaking so much.

Yeah. Taht's the one.

Cadbury one with the gorilla drumming to a Genesis song is pretty good too. Someone told me it was Hamish Blake drumming:?
The Cadbury one with the kids eyebrows is freaking weird.:lol:

pure blonde ad where the fat truck driver opens a beer with a white dove? classic.

The one with the kid crying? It's so harsh. It's great.

I love the Carlsberg one personally.

That ad is freaking Cooooolll.

Whoever came up whith the pure blonde add is a genius too. Beer ads are generally pretty good.

Edited by afromanGT: 10/7/2009 12:26:52 AM

I reckon there are three kinds of marketing guys.

The annoying marketing guy who comes up with the foxtel/G.O.G.G.O./go to bed jessica ads

The weird unemployed marketing guy that came up with the Tooheys Extra Dry ad where they grow the beer in a weird hair/corn field thing

And my favourite marketing guy who does all the carlton draught/hahn premium light ads

The only ad I like is that smoking ad. Its the most downer ad ever. The song is like 'Everybody knows', I cant remember. I like that fact that theres no hidden agendas or sleazy con-men behind it trying to make money.

That's a highly successful and incredibly annoying add. I'd better put on some seether before it gets stuck in my head.

Watching Letterman...he interviewed Emma Watson. She got caught wearing see-through panties. Apparently she doesn't shave.

That's your failure, not the ad's. :lol: