WGMG: Cold has gotten a second wind. Should be fine tomorrow but right now I've got a pretty bad cough.

WGMG: no matter how many times I watch it, I still feel violently I'll whenevr I watch Oberyn die :(

WGMG: Thanks to our internet providers being fuckwits, everyone in our area who uses them has no ienternet and it might not be resolved until 5 pm tomorrow (using mum's phone atm).

Wgmg : needles where you shouldnt get them . Fucking painful

Up your urethra?

Yep . Fun fucking times

Nooooooooooooo Pooork Sausssssssageeeeeeeeeeeee

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:48:41 PM

I remember shouting at the TV the first time I watched it :cry:
As soon as the backing track stopped and he started circling him, I was just mortified, because I knew what was going to happen haha

WGMG: Strongly opinionated middle-aged government women

WGMG: Fuck off VCAA, making questions that my calculator literally can't solve.

WAGMG: Methods fucking wrekt me.

Not really a gear grinder but the Ewok battle in return of the Jedi.

Bloody hell, so lame.

WGMG: Having to use the internet at your school's library on a weekend because your internet won't be fixed until Monday at the earliest.

WAGMG: My cat pissed in my room because I forgot/have no idea how to empty the litter tray (it's some weird semi-automatic cleaning thing where you roll it onto it's head and then roll it back, but I somehow manage to fuck it up every time I try to empty it).

Edited by salmonfc: 8/11/2015 03:40:29 PM

See your problem there is you have a cat. Get rid of the cat then no worries!

WGMG: When you write a research essay on the rise of Christianity in Rome and get marked down because you disagreed with the Christian lecturers take and then not even get any notes on where exactly I went wrong or needed to research better

:lol: So you are researching a lot about Constantine and his brown noser Eusebius? :lol:

Go to to unit coordinator and ask for a re-mark. It doesn't matter if you sound paranoid over the fact you think your lecturer is disagreeing with you because of his or her religious beliefs. Just say that the lack of feedback, and comments on why you got your score, suggests that you think whoever marked it didn't do it fairly, and in an un-biased manner.

When new starters at your work come in and think they own the joint and know everything

Laxatives in the coffee will sort em out mate ;)

Or anthrax in the sugar bowl. :-"

WGMG: The next-door neighbours children. It's the 9th of November, and they're running around singing Jingle Bells and the top of their little voices in the backgarden. Some bright dickhead has also bought them some automatic keyboard which plays numerous Christmas carols, and they're playing the shit out of them.

It's over a month until Christmas goddamnit!

So tempted to yell over the fence "SANTA DOESN'T EXIST!!!"

Edited by Heineken: 9/11/2015 05:49:20 PM

The pig's

WGMG: The last week or so I've been going through an insomniac stage, and I've fucked up my sleeping habits. Working 4 nights a week in hospitality isn't helping. I've been tossing and turning since about 2am when I decided to go to sleep. Since 4am there's this bird outside my window which just won't shut the fucking hell up. It's doing some annoying mating call/whistle. I fucking hope it gets it's root, and the female bird gives it bird Hep C and bird gonorrhea, and then the stupid piece of shit can get eaten by a fucking cat, or hit by a car. :x

WGMG: Couldn't sleep last night. It was really hot in my room, I ran out of Catapres, I had a cup of coffee at nine and every time I got up to open my bedroom door to let the hot air out, a draught would slam my door shut just as I started dozing off.

That bird must read the forums. The little shit has shut up. Or he got eaten by that aforementioned cat... time to get 2 maybe 3 hours of kip. [-o<

Edited by Heineken: 10/11/2015 06:56:58 AM

Hate when you are on the train and you see somebody struggling to get a pram off and nobody wants to help. I have had that happen to me sometimes getting the pram off is not easy and the looks you get from people are frustrating. (I would help if I could if I wasn't stuck half way down the carriage)

Industrial earplugs. (The soft foam ones.)

A bomb could go off in your bedroom and you wouldn't hear it. (The single best invention, and marriage saver, ever when it comes to crying babies in the middle of the night.)

Couple that with an eye-shade you nicked from Qantas and you'll wake up fresh as a daisy.

WGMG: Supervisor was an absolute bitch today.

So basically we've been clearing out this huge patch of land for the past couple of months, anyway we've got this huge waste pile probably a good 50 metres long by 25 metres wide. They continue to fail to bring in skip bins, the mulcher or even organize the pile into separate sections so it's a complete an utter clusterfuck. But today they finally bring in some skip bins and they get the bobcat down there but the pile is a disaster and we've got to separate the smallish logs,trees and branches for the bobcat & haul anything ranging from 7M to 25M up a 30 metre hill from all the other shit in there.

So we've been busting our asses off all day, its fucking hot and we go and sit in the shade for a few minutes she comes over and has a massive a go at us for having a rest. Sat there stunned as I simply couldn't believe she had no fucking idea how difficult and exhausting this was.

Pretty pissed at the moment would've copped the criticism if it was warranted but it clearly wasn't.

On top of of that she sat on her ass pulling out weeds all day. :roll:

Wgmg : grandfather is in absolute pain . His kidneys are failing . And to make it worse it is close to my grandmothers death anniversary. But he has had a good innings

WGMG: someone having their 21st on a Thursday
WAGMG: playing kiddie party games at said 21st