We should rename it "MvFCArsenal16.8's senile old man whinges" and just leave it for him to give us an update about how dreary his life is.

WGMG: Commentators who cant pronounce simple names

Afro, why don't you take a job as a comedian :lol: pure class. the only thing i admire you for, your uncanny sense, (and often sickening) of humor

WGMG - When the time just doesnt seem to ass by quick enough

Because not everybody appreciates my sense of humour and I'm not very good at public speaking as much as the attention seeker inside me disagrees.

Maybe you're not assing hard enough.

hahahahaha gold!! yes im a senial old man !!!!:P

WGMG: Waking up, and not being able to get back to sleep.

WGMG: People asking too many questions. I am obviously not in the fucking mood to talk if I give you one word answers and then when I say I am tired lets talk some other time you keep asking me fucking questions I mean FFS are you that stupid you can't understand simple fucking statements for fuck sake fucking fuckersssss gahhhhh.

Oh also my new boss he has 7 different ways to do everything so no matter which way you do it he says your wrong and shows you a different way. I mean is he just trying to be a cunt or is he that fucking stupid that he cant decide how he wants things done 1 way, of course I am going to be confused I mean for fucks sake I have worked there for 1 week and been shown 7 different ways to do everything by the 1 fucking guy!

WGMG: My brother naming his MSN account Blondie=Metallica+Jimi Hendrix+System of a Down. He has heard one System of a Down song, two Metallica songs and three Jimi Hendrix songs.

+1 for Rohypnol 8-[

There's always going to be multiple ways to do things, you've just got to pick the way that you're most comfortable with and stick with it.

I'm still wondering how Blondie fits into all of that tbh.

He probably plays nothing but Blondie's 'One Way Or Another' on Guitar Hero. That song shits me.

Oh dear Odin. Taht could well be one of the worst songs ever.

WGMG: Telstra.

I won't be online as much for a week as I have to use my phone to browse.

Telstra have cut off our phone and internet accidently when they had meant to cut off someone elses. When ringing them, their excuse was that it was an 'unprofessional mistake'.

Next week at the EARLIEST it will be back.

I am so going A Current Affair on their ass.

haha cya then

Sue. Demand 3 months free or something. Settle it outside court of course.

Blondie is his username, because he has blonde hair.

WGMG: Knowing you have to wake up earlyish tommorow.

You gotta go for more than that. This is telstra we're talking about. Before you know it they'll have bargained you down to a chupa chup and a paperclip.

So he thinks he's the bee's knees of metal. Meanwhile, music buffs everywhere (including myself) are going "you fucking tool".

WGMG: When someone learns a new trick so they try and use it as often as possible. Eg. Afro using "(sic)" in every second post.

That reminds me, WGMG is people who think or act like they think they are the bee's knees of something.

WGMGA Stuck up slutty bitches.

Don't talk about your mum like that! :p

I've always done it in posts where I've taken a quote that has a typo. #-o You're an idiot.

Yeah! She isn't stuck up!

WGMG: When someone starts talking to you and you go "Eh?" or "sorry?", and when they repeat themselves you think to yourself, "fuck I heard them the first time".

Yeah. I do that a lot. Usually cut them off and answer the question whilst theyre repeating themselves. Probably grinds their gears more.

Or you put on an accent and say "I don't understand you" :lol:

WGMG: When FIFA simulates quickly and you don't get a chance to read the trivia question and/or the answers. :evil:

Its not quick your just inebreated