fair enough. I just hate it when we all get tarred with the same brush :lol:

WGMG: Woke up this morning to watch Champions League....there was this pretty nasty looking spider on the wall next to me.

Thank god for New Zealand!

God I hate that! When I was younger I went to Forster for a holiday. Woke up one morning, and there was a huntsman spider the size of a dinner plate on the wall next to me! Scared the shit out of me

Brace yourself, here come the spider stories.
WGMG: People who forget about plans you made with. Had two people cancel on me for the weekend because they completely forgot and scheduled to do work at uni instead for a group assignment.

When I was near Cairns last year, I woke up to watch the FA Cup final. Went to push the button to turn the TV on in morning darkness before I realized that a spider was on the button. Freaked the fuck out.

:lol: Not too long ago instead of smashing this huge spider on the wall (as I would have done), my mum just poked it and the big bastard dropped and I could hear it running away.



I can't wait til it gets cold here so all these bastards die out for a little bit.

Edited by MidfieldMaestro: 13/3/2013 08:50:28 PM

As long as it doesn't end up as a 5 page argument like my Seinfeld reference did, I'm ok with this :lol:

My bed is quite high up, so one morning, I woke up - a giant huntsman spider staring at me, didn't move for three hours.

I have a level of arachnophobia, probably because I had a horrid experience when I was three, a giant spider crawled onto my face.

WAGMG: Had a snooze after champions league.....was awoken by a lady from a recruitment agency calling...I must have sounded absolutely terrible, I can't remember half the stuff I said. :lol:

WGMG: Missed a penalty.

WGMG: Getting over charged for little things a lot at the moment. Pretty sure i'm short $5 in the last 2 days.

I think it's brilliant the way Gen X and Baby Boomers love nothing more than to complain about the attitudes of Gen Y when it's Gen X and the BB's that raised them and allowed them to be this way.

Gen X and BB's will go down as the most self-entitled assholes in our nation's history.

So they get another. And another. And then fired. Problem solved.

WGMG: Bad drivers.

Was walking my dog this morning, down a road with no path. It had been raining all last night and had briefly stopped. We were approaching a corner when suddenly this car races round it, on the wrong side of the road and nearly hits me and my dog. He luckily managed to swerve at the last second and miss us, but then he stopped the car, got out and started yelling at me, calling me a cunt and blasting me for not being more careful. I shot back that he was on the wrong side of the road and he retorted with "i wish i'd hit you and your dog, so you'd be fucking dead", before getting in the car and speeding off. What a fucking douchebag.

WGMG: Can feel the start of a pimple on my nose, but can't see any signs. Tried squeezing that area, it just rsults in excruciating pain.

I'm not much difference in age to you sir.

WGMG: My dad's been up in Auckland all week. I miss him :(
WAGMG: Had a 10 hour day at uni (including travelling time) and now I have 3 assignments to finish. FMD.

Edited by KiwiChick1: 14/3/2013 07:07:56 PM

This explains so much.

What?

dude I can't wait that long :lol: problem is at my work written warnings are hard to come by . The kid just got his first one after so many indiscretions

I don't understand how people don't wear socks. It's just fucking nasty.

this has happened to me on numerous times . Last time it happened was on Wednesday . Lucky I had a foot brace to wear as a sock

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's all so clear now.

This so much!

WGMG: These documentary tv series' about people doing absurd jobs. World's Biggest Fixes and Dirty Jobs are awesome. But what the fuck are these shows about people catching swamp rats and snapping turtles or antiquers? Who watches this shit?

So many people don't wear socks. Just bare feet with vans/any other type of canvas shoe. I don't get it at all. I can't wear shoes without socks.

On the other hand, there's my best mate who isn't really a shoes person at all and regularly walks around bare foot :lol:

I'd rather walk around without shoes rather than wear shoes with no socks.

Wearing shoes without socks will just make your feet stink.

The new Pope does not advocate socks.

I went to no socks a few years back... Shoes started to stink... Went back to socks...


Now if I dress to impress, I go no socks, if its just uni or whatever I go socks.

If you're going to dress to impress you just wear socks that match your shoes. Ie. black shoes, black pants wear black socks. Black shoes, grey pants, wear black socks.