It'll all get better now that the season is over :lol:

Is Polemides even an actual football fan? Or is he just posting for the heck of it?

I think it's the latter.

melbourneboys can be added to that list

It's just TheSelectFew's Multi....

Had a feeling it was either his or mk's

One and the same really.

Can pick the next string of names already :lol:

melb_boyz11
melb_terrace_boyz
melb_terrace_lads
victory_ACAB

List goes on.

-PB

WGMG: Library returned the books I had on hold, but I can't get them back because their computer system still says the books are on hold waiting for me to pick them up.

WGMG: Got drunk the other night. Like....reeeeeeeeaallly drunk. And ended up coming home and breaking a bunch of shit as I stumbled about my apartment. Long story short I can't charge my phone.

WGMG: Just tucking into a bowl of two minute noodles and I crunched down on a screw.

Wait? There was a screw in the 2 minute noodles?

How exactly were you munging on the noodles that you didn't notice it on your fork as you brought it to your mouth?

My housemate was watching a movie and a particularly engrossing scene was on so I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and naturally got quite a shock when I bit down on something metallic.

Now the big question...was it packaged WITH the noodles or did it fall in while you were making them?

Wgmg: drunk bum abusing two asian girls ,telling them to speak English ,told him shut up dude your drunk ,started to abuse me so I told him Fuck off and he goes give me a hug . Dickhead

We need more people like you in this world.

Can't wait til immigrant and refugee haters die out!

There was a drunk bogan on the tram the other day complaining about the irish backpackers as "immigrants". Nevermind his irish hair and pale complexion indicating similar origins. :lol:

WGMG: People who pronounce football club names in their native form/accent when they are talking in English ](*,)

-PB

WGMG: When people ring up and ask is Mr Lastname there. Yes but I may not be the one you are after there are 4 of us here.

WGMG: Hungry, but too lazy to walk down the road and get food from the takeaway shop. Eating the food from the Uni canteen is just not an option.

Sounds like you have no option other than to kill yourself.

did you catch that bayern munchen vs barthelona game this morning?

EXACTLY what I am talking about :lol: ](*,)

-PB

Arghhh; http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/video/27680323782/Bayern-Munich-v-Barcelona

Fucking hate these cheap shitty highlights packages that SBS buy.

Ugh.

-PB

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Did you ever hear Unhappy Birthday by The Smiths?

It's even worse when they attempt the 'native pronunciation' and jag it. Ponces like Les Murray doing something stupid like putting the emphasis on the wrong syllables. It's "moon-shen", not "moonsh-yen".

#firstworldproblems right there. Even better, I can just say to my chef "hey dave, what do you feel like cooking" and 20 minutes later there's something delicious at the pass for me to chow down.

WGMG: The owner of my venue likes to do the rosters. I let him do it so he feels like he's important. I got woken up by a text at 2:40 this afternoon going "just checking you're on course to be here to open at 3". Fuck off mate. 20 minutes notice to start a shift? Are you taking the piss?!

WGMG: Yesterday I saw this beautiful young girl, who couldn't have been much older than 12/13, with thick red marks all up her arms from cutting herself. Really heartbreaking stuff, I wish I had said something to her :(