MSN till 5am up for school at 7am

#teenagelifeinthenaughties

Wgmg: used to waking up at 5 that even my holidays im awake at 5.

WGMG: Mum wont let me go to Hindmarsh, I asked to go see my reds play but mum saw a possum outside and is in fear it may attack me. Also she doesn't trust me getting on the bus even thou the bus stop is 3 houses down from me. She thinks that because cars drive slow they are trying to take me away. She did however say if I stay home and read her poems she will buy me a happy meal so it is not all bad.

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WGMG: Someone has put my number as a 'Perth Escort' on Cracker.com
So freaking annoying.

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You poor bastard.

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WGMG: So mum has gone out for the long weekend on a wine tour with her friend Bazil. I only just met him yesterday, He said to me one day when you grow up you will realize the easiest pie to get is one that hasn't been touched in a long time, I don't get it if I want a pie I want it fresh. So mum is with a person who likes old pie.

ANYWAY, Mum has been calling non stop she is worried about me being home alone, She has set up cameras in the house to watch what I am doing. I found a 50 dollar note so I figured I would go to the local Red Rooster so away I went. I went and got a box of cheesy nuggets and the girl at the cashier was amazing. She was a big girl but I like a big girl. I thought how can I get to her how can I be with her. So I went back to her and said I would like an ice cream cone. I deliberately dropped it on my pants, She freaked she wanted to say sorry. I said maybe if she cleaned me up it be ok, but I said she can only use her tongue. She smiled.

So into the disabled toilets we went, Someone was waiting to use it so I wheeled them out the way and in we went. It was wild we broke the toilet. She let me dip my python into the amazon river. I can honestly say not sure why people think the rainforest is loosing bushland, This one was wickedly beautifully well looked after.

Anyway the problem is due to being so wild I put hot sauce on my anaconda and it burnt now I have a rash and a horrible pain on me. She forgot where she was and put it in a roll and bite into me.

Now I did a runner on her she has my license so now she knows where I live.

What if she comes to my house? Mum has cameras she will know something is up.
What if she sees my mum when she is back?
What if my anaconda left something inside the Brazilian rainforest?

I am tempted to get some local Japanese people and leave them out the front of my house. I will just tell them this is whale country and if one makes It here harpoon it.

Id rather mum think I am friends with a lot of Japanese males than have a gf or a girl come over.


BIG TROUBLES AHEAD.

wagmg: Salmon has been missing the last few days. Not posting much

You know why that is. Can we stop now. It was funny at the start now its just bullying a 16 yr old kid

WGMG: Was in the work elevator and the person who was also in there dropped a loud fart. Not a joke. There is a time and a place to do it and that was not one of them.

Thanks guys.

Sod off, Slippery Trout.

Edited by salmonfc: 24/12/2015 02:53:39 PM

+1

WGMG: Ordering a Christmas present online on the 1st of December and it still hasn't come so I am going to have to be like 'It's on it's way'.

Could it be old mate manrubz?

Probably.

You do know its one of these guys doing the trolling :lol:

Edited by Gayfish: 24/12/2015 04:06:26 PM

Nah bro. We actually said enoughs enough.

If u getting it delivered thru aus post itll take a while.

WGMG: Not exactly getting into the Christmas spirit :/

I've never really got into Christmas myself. It's fun watching my little sister open gifts but that's about it. The other shit tonne of family stuff that is forced on you for the 'Christmas spirit' bores me out of my mind.

We've never had big family gathering (our family isn't close at all), it's usually just me, my brother, mum, my grandma and until a year or two ago my uncle (when he suddenly cut all ties with my mum for no reason), so yeah it doesn't really create a festive atmosphere. That, combined with this fuckwit who's made two multis to satirise/make fun of me and the fact that all of my attempts to get out of the house, make friends and be more social have failed has got me feeling pretty shitty :(

This.

Christmas for me is about my nephews and seeing my family mildly drunk.

The older you get the less Christmas feels special, you find joy in seeing other family members happy which should really be the case anyway. Just be happy you have some family with you as others have no one to share it with.

Honestly the best part of Christmas for me is watching family members get shitfaced. A couple of uncles of mine a few years back got so into it that when they went to clink for a toast both beer bottles smashed. No joke, it was brilliant.

Edited by JP: 24/12/2015 11:33:33 PM

To be honest I don't know how you can not enjoy Christmas, I just love how happy everyone is. I get more joy out of giving gifts than I do receiving them. Depends on your upbringing I guess.

WGMG: Got lots of mates in the wye river/kennett river/lorne area. It's been a pretty fucked up christmas. Although a group of friends got together for our traditional beers on Christmas day which was good for everyone. Let's hope the night doesn't get too shit.

just so happens christmas coincides roughly with teh summer solstice, naturally peoples mood reaches a peak at the maximum light period of the year,

Ive found christmas to always be a rather depressing time. Not for any particular reason really. I just always remember as a kid and even now as an adult with both my wifes and my families, that people are always arguing, stressing out, rushing around but i think most when i was a kid by about 3pm my whole family was in a food coma and was asleep or too tired to move. Nothing worse for a kid on christmas to have no one to play with.
Also the news would always have things on people doing it tough on Christmas. Just kind of think that some people wanted you to be sad on Christmas