You could say it ruined the fireworks in his bedroom......

He's just salty because the fireworks dude is actually having fun.

I've noticed a lot of people pretending to be me, this is just a reflection of how much love people have for me and i welcome it .

:) :) :)

Edited by Rice, Crackers & Pop: 3/1/2016 10:11:11 AM

Salmon had to make do as his mum wouldn't let him buy one.

Mate i'm an engineer. If you have any questions feel free to PM me and i'll try to answer as best I can.

As for spreadsheets, depends what you do. Sounds like you don't want to be a design engineer. I'd say 50% of my time in in the office at most.

As for meetings, I would kill for a corporate wankfest :lol:

The mrs. friend is a dentist and had a tough time getting a job. I'm not sure what prospects are like where you live. Remember, engineering is 4 years uni, dentistry is 6 IIRC, 2 extra years at uni will suck terribly!!

WGMG That poor teenager died. Why the fuck do people do that shit ffs.

-PB

I saw that, terrible terrible tragedy. I've been there hundreds of times and never had an issue.

I hope the fuckers that did it get charged for murder.

What a waste of life. All because those fuckers thought it would be a laugh to assault people.

The victim didn't even say anything to his murderers. They just started shit with him and his mates as they walked past and then king hit him. Cowards, scumbags, thugs and absolute čunts of the highest order.

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 10:13:59 PM

Yep, I avoid places like the Valley and Kings Cross like the plague.

-PB

what idiot doesn't go to somewhere dodgy and not carry a weapon

WGMG: Im always the one that organising major events in our group of friends. (Beer trips,football etc) So my wife always drives everyone. Then when someone else finally organises something they always tell us to drive ourselves. As we live further away. (We have to drive through where they live or get a lift there then they could drive us) Le cunts.

The idiot who thinks that a weapon would save him from an unprovoked coward punch from behind.

#Murica

WGMG: Keep copping tackles to the end of one of my toes causing them to bend into unnatural and painful positions. Different one each week.

I remember being in the valley for the first time visiting Brisbane and I wasn't impressed. We went elsewhere after feeling it was pretty much like the cross.

Landed late in Sydney once and had a George Street hotel. Idiots everywhere staring one another down. I've never had this feeling in London, New York or Germany. Coincidence or something more?

Police reports saying the muderers were looking for victims during the night. Had already tried to rob a busker and hit another fella in the face.

Group of 5 other people were harassed about an hour before they ended up murdering this boy.

Don't even bother sending them to court. Straight to Jail. they took an innocent life so spend yours locked up in jail.

Yet when they get to the courts they will show remorse and get a lesser sentence.

This is what GMFG, people commit crimes knowing full well they're being Kuntz and then have the nerve to tell people they're sorry? Of course you're sorry now fuckers, you've ruined your own life. Fuck their self pity.

This is why Kiwis on the Gold Coast have such an atrocious reputation. This is so common and yet somehow 'racist' to bring up. Fucking political correctness, I've witnessed numerous incidents of these fucking wannabe gangsters covered in stupid tribal tattoos that aren't even maori (I'm from New Zealand originally too) intimidating people in large groups.

People say you also can't stereotype. It's hard not to when some many incidents are a result of specific groups of people. A group of them have attacked mates of mine and even had a go at me for nothing. I might have glanced in their general direction. Deport the fuckers. I left New Zealand to get away from these types.

The guy on film who delivered the killer blow, his lawyer has already released his "Im so sorry and remorseful" statement.
I agree with you. These new tough 1 punch laws have been put in place, maximum life sentence, but these guys will end up receiving 5-7 years and out in 2 with good behavior.

Exactly so what's the point of these laws?

7 years for killing someone is a joke. They didn't mean to kill him sure but death is an increasingly common result of coward punches. It won't put these roid freaks off hitting people because they need some kind of boost to their pointless lives.

I'd prefer they spend 30 years in prison and then get deported. They are murderers.

We can only hope that they use the new sentence to its fullest. They should use these 2 as an example and just go full tilt.
They have on record that the first attacker joked "watch this, its gonna be funny" just before he hit the kid.
They can take there remorse and shove it.

This story is already getting big because this is the first time the new penalty can be used so hopefully public pressure will make the prosecutors go hard.

WGMG: When mates ask if they can bring their dog to my house and i say no and they still do... then when i explicitly tell them not to let the cunt inside they still do it and it fucking pisses on 10 different things and they couldn't give a shit. Others may not mind living in filth but fuck off if youre bringing it into my house.

I told them to leave. So angry!

Man thats shit. It doesnt matter what it is, if you say you dont want it in your house - it shouldnt go in your house.
To many people think they are the most important thing in the world.

Yeah, that's it... they think they are the greatest people in the world cause they got a rescue dog . It's got some terrible habits and they refuse to train it in any way. I know that it's 7 years old and only got desexed a year ago so it may not lose its natural instinct to mark territory like a desexed puppy does... but at least try. Seriously pisses me off.
Granted the guy is my mate and the missus is a disgrace...she is literally the most manipulative and disgusting people I've ever met. I could start a thread rivalling marconis nightmare roomate this woman is so fucking mental.

These fucks need to be put into gaol. Low life scum
Wgmg: optus not sending out my modem .

WGMG: Perhaps my last roommate story - The Great 8am Cook-off: Carifornia Gurrz

Since the wee hours of the morning the Chinese girl has preparing a feast of great magnitude and importance. She awoke at 8am and began her usual loud routine that follows her rising. She checks the front door (paranoid of intruders) by shaking it making it sure it is stable and not liable to sudden break-ins by those common house invaders that inhabit suburbs in Newcastle. The issue is that the door is metal and the walls thin making it clearly audible but I digress it is all paramount for safety. She then goes to the toilet (which shares a wall with mine) and flushes it before she uses it for some unknown reason. She then sweeps the house and slams any window that was open, closes the blinds and turns the lights on (despite a certain interstellar nuclear reactor providing free illumination).

She begins her cooking. She turns on the fan above the stove (which may I add is useless as I attempted to clean it once and found it caked in oil and associated yellow materials). This 'fan' remains on til the time of posting. Furthermore she brings out her own kettle (despite their being one in the kitchen that no-one uses) and consistently boils water for 4 fucking hours. She beings chopping her food like the Soup Nazi would if he ingested angel dust. The caveat to this fiasco is her trusted, aged music radio/player that constantly belts out Katy Perry and absolutely disgustingly horribly sounding Chinese pop all the while associated with her high pitched, annoyingly out of tune voice.

But alas gentlemen, at approximately 10:30am at the height of this cultural celebration the lord of the manor emerges from his lair (slamming door). He immediately enters the kitchen and CONVERSES WITH HER BECAUSE SOME SERIOUS SHIT IS GOING DOWN. He presumably takes out several boxes of his pizza that have been placed next to the bin for over a week (Dominos may I add, poor form and taste) and promptly slams the front door near to oblivion all to the tune of CARIFORNIA GURRZ WE'RE UNDENIABURR.

I am yet to inspect the damage as she is STILL out there cooking and booting up her kettle every five minutes. I expect a small lake to be formed around the sink (as usually happens, to them something is clean when it is wet) and there to be leftover veggies/meat strewn across the environment much like antediluvian man. Will update, god speed gentleman

I love these. :lol:

Who the actual fuck are these people :lol:

This is too absurd for me to believe. Why do you still live with them :lol:

They're very Chinese

I'm moving out in a week to live with a friend. I'm actually going to contact the Dept. Of Fair Trade over the house and landlord. The power, plumbing and Internet have constantly faltered and the only time I've ever seen her was when she was accusing me of racism