Apparently foot injuries are the theme here..

WGMG: foot surgery. Best way to start preseason! Will be out for a month. First time I will be under general anesthetic too. And so much freaking $$ ffs. 

Wgmg: being humilated and belittled at work because  two of my coworkers were bored amd decided to bully me.  Had the last laugh though as i reported them  to h.r and upper management.  Like i told my boss i can handle banter but when theres nothing to do and when they're  bored i bear the brunt of their shit. I wont take it. Also got told again i dont  do shit despite  me being the only forklift driver/storeman there  so i have hardly any time to breath without someone asking me to do something

Wgmg: i finally  snapped.  . End up telling my wife  im broken and it was  the most angriest ive been.  Being so low and down in confidence. 

Toe injuries are the worst.. got a really really bad ingrown toenail ATM, which sucks so bad because I wanted to get back to playing again this year.

Flight delayed at the last minute for 90 minutes, meaning I'll have to shell out $80 for an uber home at 1am, before having to go back into work early tomorrow morning.

Did the grads just spend all day on 442 discussing religion and politics or some shit? ;)

Yeh yeh nice one. This is my procrastination time. I spend a few minutes every hour on here so I don't completely lose my marbles.

They're probably pro SM. 

Pro SM?

South Melbourne lol (taking the piss out of the forum, not you)

Oh haha righto.

Eat your hart out Horito Magiko or whatever it's spelt like.

WGMG: Me agreeing to a phone interview to a private number on a poor line and the line cutting out halfway through one of their questions making it seem like I hung up. I think the interview was going poorly as it was full of questions and answers like the one below but still I'd have liked the chance to finish it.

WGMG: Stupid interview questions like "What will you bring to the company that the other applicants can't?" 
Just makes me confused as to its goal and sound like a dickhead when asking them how I am supposed to know what their other applicants can bring and how I compare. "Can you give me a report on each other other applicants before I answer the question?"

That's shitty.

When I went for undergrad positions I hated questions like "why do you want to work for Rio-Tinto"? Like wtf, I want a career and money, i'll be anyones bitch for a future.

Sounds like you're applying to a large company that pays a operations manager too much money to formulate nonsence questions. Don't ever apply for Origin Energy. I had fill out a reference for a former undergraduate and some of the questions were ridiculous. They also sent me an email every 12 hours reminding me I had to do the reference until I eventually got around to it.

I had a phone interview the other day for a junior purchasing officer at a building firm , had a good  convo with the guy, tells me you will get am email for an interview. Havent recieved it as of yet. Im not impressed but at least i got a job in the industry (storeman for a  construction  company )

Yeah I've never understood the purpose from questions like that. What sort of responses do they expect??

WGMG: How is it so hard to find a job stacking shelves. Poor uni student needs some extra income, feels bad man. 

It's an ego question. A brother is the owner of IP Wealth, another brother manages it, a trademark company and they ask their attorneys that. The manager hates asking because the answers are always an ego stroke for the owner.

WGMG: It's time to get serious cucks. We're through the looking glass. The last straw has been burned and the shit has stopped the fan.

Not really but whatever it's time to rant. Personally I blame my dissapointing dinner and the fluoride in my water.

Let us begin with my roommate across the hall.

(1) I'll call it like it is. He smells worse than a re-animated octogenarian. He's 6-3, at least 90-100 kgs, wears excessively baggy clothes, is socially retarded and has a hygienic understanding similar to He Who Must Not Wipe Up. He absolutely STINKS of rank body odour with a pungent mix of Lynx Africa. He becomes visibly estranged when I enter his sphere of influence. He has only washed his clothes on one occasion, and it took a week for him to remove his clothes back into his lair. When he leaves for work (the only time he leaves the house) he leaves his door open, exposing us to his odour, permeating our beings. I am currently sitting in my lavish space being infected by this stench, and gents, it's not fucking cheers. He has a minimalist amount of food in the kitchen, and whatever is there it is highly processed and distinctly lacking in nutrition and therefore happiness. 

I do feel sorry for the lad. I was as lazy, ignorant, and un-motivated as he is. But based on what I've heard the poor lad has been mothered into autism and doesn't seem to have the mean streak needed to slap himself out of banality. Condolences to him and his computer chair. 

(2) Now this issue is highly personal (not for me so fuck it). One mate thinks he's a hard - oops, I just ate my own poop..., true blue motherfucker (he has anger and bipolar issues and goes 110% when his authority is questioned). The other mate is a creepy, semi-drug addict (Imagine a poor Hunter S. Thompson caricature). Now the first mate has a girlfriend (painfully entitled, rich family, unfit, emotionally unstable). On New Years she claimed the second mate (let's call him Gonzo) sexually assaulted her. However it turned out all Gonzo did was kiss her on the lips after giving her a lift home while turnt as fuck (may I add after she asked for a kiss on the cheek). The second mate (Let's call him Caesar) has gone full testosterone. The girlfriend claims she has been assaulted before (unverified) and suffers from bipolar (also unverified and also convenient (but that's unverified also)). Both Gonzo and Caesar have dealt with it poorly and irrationally. Firstly Caesar said he would attack Gonzo before any rebuttal was given. Because of that Gonzo offered to literally duke it out at the netball courts (these are employed adults btw) because he'd rather do that than acknowledge inferiority. A split has occurred. Both of them are vital cogs in the social network I inhabit. But both of them are unable to talk rationally and avoid emotion. I am in the maelstrom of a shit-storm created by 3 dissonant brains, unable to deductively view the world or their opinions. It's times like these I'm proud that I've avoided parasitic women and addictions that warp the subconscious into inductive reasoning. Pray for Mojo 

(3) This is a mild slight but my good mate is rooting this chick whose banging hot and quite clearly a fiend at the horizontal tango. I've heard him say he doesn't want a relationship but they're always together. She's giving me the looks fellas but there's friendship concerns in the matrix (see above) and I don't want to risk a fine partnership being squandered by petty urges. My birthday is approaching, what should I do people I know anonymously on the internet? 

And I just went to do a poo and there's piss on the seat, sympathy/empathy gone. The line has been crossed and pissed on 

Never been so happy at seeing a post, I am thrilled that your new roommate frustrates you Marconi (sorry but your loss is our gain :laugh:)

WGMG: Being too lazy to navigate to the WFMB thread to post how happy i am to see a marconi rant!

WGMG: When you're having a shower and certain drip-fed bastards decide to do their dishes purely with hot water 

Hey, at least they're washing up!! :lol:

Wrt #3, just ask your mate if he has any worries with you having a crack, and note that he has said he's not serious with it. Just say you're interested in seeing if there's potential there, and he'll let you know if it's a go or not.

#2 fark me, good luck with that one! One piece of advice I'll give is when they DO duke it out at the courts, make sure you film it in LANDSCAPE, otherwise what's the fxxxing point.

#1 seems like he'll find himself, some time, somehow.. honestly, a girl/boyfriend will probably be the thing that will one day fix him. 

WGMG: "FAIR WORK" commission  to take away penalty rates for Sunday and public holidays from retail and hospitality. 

Ironically i tried to call them for comment last sunday and they werent open.

He is the definition of un-fuckable 

WGMG: The car park at my local train station was recently redone to allow more parking spaces but that has apparently only increased the attractiveness of driving to the station to get the train to the city. Everyday more cars turn up turning the tiny suburb I where I live into a car park. Now its near impossible to find a parking spot on the street if you get home before 6-7pm.
The train catchers make it worse with how they park too. Out the front of my house you can easily fit two long tray utes or three smaller cars. They always seem to park in a way that it is impossible to fit any other car in that space.

WGMG: People parking too close to intersections. Getting onto the highway is always a problem as trucks like to stop at the shop before the intersection. With all the flags and paraphernalia that the shop has it gives you 20m of visibility trying to merge with cars and trucks doing 100km/h in an 80km/h zone. 

Wgmg: when certain people tell you one thing but do another. 

WGMG: 2 positions i applied for everything was good and now today i get an email saying they are both on hold. Brilliant stuff

WGMG: Greenpeace, literally a bunch of terrorists who if half their members had their way, half the population of Africa would be dead by Christmas.  Started from good intentions but have been corrupted by scientifically illiterate morons.  When your own co-founder goes around the world telling people not to listen to you anymore, something has gone seriously wrong.