Could try keeping your undies on til the wedding vows.

Then use the certificate as an ongoing consent form.

Reduce red tape

At the mother in law's and The Project is on TV.

Never really watched it before, but holy shit who watches this tripe?

-PB

People who think 2 minute soundbites with cool graphics and background music equal being "informed". People who think Waleed is some kind of amazing intellect and the only people who dislike him are racists.

In other words, useful idiots.

Wgmg: medical practices. They call us and tell we have to rush in and to be there in 30 mins. We live 30 mins away. We get there and then proceed to wait 2 hours. 

My wife works in a dental surgery and the dentists are forever making patients wait because they are reading the paper or watching tv. Wouldnt you want to finish early or have time to see more patients?

I’ve reached a point where I need a stronger word than “fuck”. Any suggestions?

General question - anyone completely shitcanned their life in the last 12mths?

My hand’s up.

WGMG:

Paypal. I have nearly 300 dollars from E-bay sales I can't access until "they know the transaction went smoothly". Cool, so it's saying at this point I can't access my own fucking money for a fortnight?

That's ok- not like I needed that money for anything....

Actually my bank account is in the red, I have barely any fuel left in my car (and places to go) and I have bills due that could be taken care of if only PayPal would allow me to access my fucking money that belongs to ME. 

I don't really think I can ask my folks for a loan because my sister is getting married o/s in a few months so they've got a wedding and flights/ accomodation to pay for- after my mother just returned today from a fortnight over there with the money spent on return flights and accomodation, car hire etc while helping my sister get stuff in order for the wedding...

Fuck you, Paypal. Fuck you so very much. Pricks.

Guessing you sold stuff to people who have low feedback/very new users?

-PB

I called customer support earlier- they reckon it's because I haven't sold anything on eBay in a while. Never mind that I'm a highly-rated seller and never had any issues with buyers...apparently the earliest I see my money in Sunday...

I could whore myself out to 1000 fat chicks at $50 a piece

OR

Whore myself out to 50 REALLY fat chicks at 1000 bucks a piece.

What'll it be?

Porque no los dos

Even really Fat chicks don't need to spend $1,000 so go with the former

Had my camera on me yesterday

Hahah damn. Well I guess the yolk is intact so it can't be too bad yeh?

-PB

Thats a nicely cooked egg

I'm guessing you and Pv4 will never marry then

He hasnt asked.

Plus i like to be wooed... with eggs.

WGMG: My sister in law and her dogs.
Long story short.

Just got home from a 5 on 1 dog attack in her house in which her older sisters jack russell was killed by her 5 dachshunds. (Yes that many) 
Not to mention my mother in law was hospitalised.

I've never seen a more disgusting scene. Truely horrible and they wonder why we never take our dog there or why i laugh when i say our soon to arrive child will NEVER go there. 

That's just crazy...why would someone in suburbia want to own FIVE dogs??

That's really terrible..

Dachsunds? As in sausage dogs?

Yes. They can be super aggressive.

As to the question as to why 5. She is a 26 year old whos best friend is her mum, has never been in a relationship other than with her dogs. She is a 26 year old toddler basically. They have a permit gor 4 dogs but had 7 once, not including pups. Shes a registered breeder but because their house so trashed the dogs are always sick, spending hundreds of dollars a month at the vet with various issues.

It is a fucking disgrace and it was pretty sad to have to clean up the aftermath. 
As sad as it is, i had to take photos to make sure it reminds me to not soften my stance on taking our child there and to show them why id never do it.

WGMG:

I don't know if anyone saw it on the news but a man broke into Grand Lodge in Brisbane City and did irreparable damage to a number of Masonic antiques including an organ which cost $103,000 in 1929.

Seeing the comments from the general public about how its a good laugh and how masons should just give up what they do is very sad to see. Masonry is first and foremost a charity that supports numerous causes. Seeing hundreds of people joke about this incident and basically praise the burglar is such a shame. 

Saddest thing I heard all week.

far out scubaroo, between your can't help himself mate with a dominating fugly girl friend and a 26yr old sister inlaw never been in a relationship but is with her dogs your around some real trying people :)

Can i at least say that everyone else i know are fucking legends and im super stoked for our first child... if only it would just hurry up!

:laugh:
Good to hear lol......and mighty congrats mate on the first one to come.
Don't rush it believe me :hehe: sure is an experience and a huge time in life.

Bikie gangs to cuddly toy runs to Hospitals as well....

Until you know why the individual did it, I'd keep an open mind
I've not much sympathy for those Catholic Churches that just happen to catch fire

It's not about the individual who did it, more about the dickheads country-wide laughing at it and disrespecting the organisation they know nothing about. Seems more of a culture shift as people praise stupidity.  

The individual himself is a former mason who was removed because of in-masonic behavior (criminal activity). 

You say that now but let me tell you im almost at 6 months without a single proper nights unbroken sleep. Its tough, its rewarding, i just hope it gets easier because this sleep deprivation is tough

LOL, yep gone through 3 of the little buggas I cherish till I die.
Depends more so what kind of partner you have importantly.

WGMG:

The number of people I've seen over the past week or so who fit this meme perfectly, and automatically assume anybody with a counter argument is just a dumb redneck: