No i meant as in now she is the only one that touches it.

I might join in this thread!

What really annoys me is dodgy pitches and then the fact that nobody wants to fix them. I don't wanna roll my ankle on a pitch covered in divets!

S_F, you're an idiot. 9/10 times when someone says something's "not working", it's because the power is either not on or not plugged in.

southern - have you got any idea how expensive it is to replace a pitch's surface?

He forgot to put reins on his galloping high horse.

I know that, they didn't even have sand or anything like that to fill them small one's in. That pitch was only resurfaced 2 years ago.

Edited by southern3: 25/5/2009 09:03:50 AM

Well when you bust your ankle up in a pot-hole, sue the council.

=d> sounds good!

another thing, when you make stupid mistakes in tests! ](*,)

I'm the king of stupid mistakes in tests. The old freudian slip is the best... "Romeo and Juliet's relationship is applicable to modern day society in their commedy of errors makes Hamburgers..."

...and then I get the essay back and go "oh fuck".

=d> Brilliant.

In this chemistry calculation assignment when we've compared our answers to make sure we've all got it right. I've realised i've put the wrond element into the calculation and then spent the next 10 minutes frantically trying to redo it!

Lol afro, I got an A+ on a history essay about a month ago where I quoted Aurellio Vidmar and reffered to France, Poland and other European countries as pissant nations with hidden agendas driven by inner nation politics. The term pissant was circled but I still got 100$%

WGMG: Bitchy substitute teachers who have no idea whats going on e.g the complete and utter scorpion woman who took media today after our usual top bloke teacher is sick (may his recovery be quick). We have finished the written work and we were watching movies in our studio but this bitch thought we were breaking school rules watching movies and were up to no good when our Media teacher usualy sits in for some of the movies we watch and doesnt give a flying fuck

The teacher doesn't know what's going on, what do you expect her to do?

what grinds my gears?
These"baby on board" sign you see on the back of cars.What would you like us non baby drivers to do for you?

Not ram em up the ass I guess.

But I remember reading once that those signs are for when there is an accident (in canada or something), so the Emergency Services go that crumbled car first to save the child or something.

Ive heard that too. I've also got my emergency contact on my phone as "ICE Dad"... ICE = In Case of Emergency, so the ambos or police can easily find the contact on your phone.

WGMG: Drive thrus that don't utilise their waiting bays. ](*,) King St McDonalds FTW!

ICE Dad? Sounds like your dealer :lol:

...said a very nervous Ben Cousins.

wgmg is people who are just plain ol ignorant just because im asian doesnt mean im vietnamese and or chinese so please dont speak viet or chiense to me cos i might knock ur block off i had enuff

^^For the billionth time. :lol: Why don;t you just quote yourself each time? :P

haha funny s_fan :D

On that note:

WGMG: Racism - Ignorant morons who think they know better and talk about other races behind their backs. Any chance I get I step forward and say "Im [insert race]", and leave them appologising and feeling like shit(one of the advantages of looking generally 'effnik').

Bitch at work today was taling about 'lebos this' and 'lebos always'. So then I step forward and drop the old "IM LEBENESE"! A few guys at work know Im not and they just had a laugh with us a while ago. Serves the bitch right. [-(

its funny when u say that ur "insert race here" because the look on the faces off the idiots is just classic ..

I used to do that until the first time I got arrested and realised taht was the first number they called under taht circumstance too. Turns out dad doesn't appreciate being called at 1am when I've been in a bar-fight by the Echuka police.

Oh man...You don't even fucking need to look the part, these guys at my table at work had been slagging off "nips" for a good 20 minutes and I was over it. I had my entire table convinced that my dad was Japanese.

Lol thats Echuca for you though. When your as white as I am the insert race thing doesnt really work, I blind people sometimes Im that white

Everyone believes that the black kids at our school steal stuff and start brawls. In some cases they do but for the wider population all that stereotypical shit is wrong.

Well Bendigo is as Anglo as they come, we are the most Anglo city in Vic Im not sure if we take the top gong for all of Aus but we would come close, we have maybe two black kids and three Asians at my school

and the fat wog, was chasing the little wog, then chk chk kapow!

It's chk chk boom...:roll: :lol:

What is this, amateur hour? Thought I better slip in an Anchorman quote

wrgmg is chk chk boom.. enuff already .. that and like you know. like yeah ,its called a dictonary use it..