How can someone hate New Zealand? It's like hating a puppy with one leg.

Because they realise that our countries are pretty similar :lol: And that terrifies them.

For someone who has links to Switzerland, nhub isn't very nuteral :?

WGMG: Car got a massive dent.
WGMG: Forgot to get the rego number and the girl that did it (who I know) doesn't want to give it to me.
WGMG: Having to go find this rego number.
WGMG: Have to be up early tomorrow trying to get quotes to fix this dent.

WGMG: Learning about burkas in Geography...

WGMG: Someone told me that my generic face makes me look like I have the shits. So now I why i don't make new friends

WGMG: Decided I wanted to jump on the trampoline for the first time in a long while. It seems I am now too heavy. After 3 jumps the frame buckled.


Edited by chillbilly: 21/11/2011 02:36:26 PM

WGMG: How fucked AF is, I know so much of it is trolling (cough Scouse;) ) but it is beyond comprehension how stupid some of the posters are there. It's just too frustrating trying to sort through the 95% bulshit to actually have a proper football conversation with the increasingly select few who can contribute some quality to a conversation.

Makes me wish we had an Australian Football thread hidden within ET that could only be joined upon approval/IQ test

WGMG: Just realized the school never gave me back my athletics medal. They presented it to me at assembly, but then took it back and promised they'd give it back once it was engraved.

WGMG: I worked Wednesday, thursday, had friday off, worked saturday and sunday...I have tongiht off and I'm working Tuesday through to Saturday and people are sending me messages asking me to come in and play poker at work tonight. FUCK OFF!!!

WGMG: Realising just how much work I'm going to have to put in next year :(

WGMG: The amount of people talking at graduation rehearsal. Couldn't hear anything being said.
WGMGEM: The rumor going around that the sports star award is going to the most arrogant guy in our year. Yeah sure, he's a state basketball player. But apart from that, he's made the inter school swimming team, won a couple of swimming medals and that's it. And he's spent a lot of time injured due to surgery. It doesn't help he's tight with the phys Ed department.it should really be going to my mate, who has won medals in cross country, athletics and swimming, has done well at inter school events and has also played at a high level for footy and cricket.

Pffft, anyone who is tall can be good at basketball.
Or black

Edited by samb: 22/11/2011 07:15:05 PM

WGMG: Burkas.

Fuck them

WGMG: People on Facebook who spell things like tonight as tonighttttttttt, getting all uppity and hateful when I made a joke about it.

I hate people on facebook who:
-do "like for likes".
-Use ampersands inappropriately
-Purposely misspell words
-Sensor swearing like "f**k"
-Send game requests
-Post gay edited photos with queer captions about being cool etc.
The list goes on.

WGMG: People on Facebook. I swear half my friends are idiots. I don't delete them because their status' are just so idiotic.

Should an "Idiotic Facebook status" thread be made in honour of these people?

WGMG: People assuming that I play basketball because I am tall.

same thing happens to me.
" Ill take the tall kid"
Me: : Lol i aint even gonn a do stuff *troll face*"

WGMG: crossword scratchies. You spend 15 minutes only to find out if you only had an N, and an A, you would have won $7, but as it is, you won nothing. Never getting that 15 minutes back big fellah...

:lol: :lol: Can confirm this gives me the shits.

WGMG: Decided to take my boat out today. Drove 40 minutes to where I normally launch the boat. Before I put it into the water I test started the outboard, always a good idea. Anyway it brought an alarm up on the dash saying "no oil". I thought bullshit theres no oil you fucking thing! So I did all the tests and fucked around for a while, but still the muthafucka wouldn't start.

Fine then, drive another 40 minutes to the marine joint that services it and tell them whats going on.

Dude at Marine shop says ok, well try and start it up so I can see what the problem is

IT STARTED WITH NO ALARM!






Edited by RJL25: 22/11/2011 11:57:45 PM

You missed:
- idiots who replace vowels with w's (i.e. "gwd/good", "abowt/about" etc).
- dropkicks who send me to the brink of computer-smashery with their constant updates (more than 1 every few hours). To bring forward the onset of this violence at a more rapid rate, try making a series of vague updates regarding personal problems no-one gives the slightest of airborne fucks about within 5-20 minutes of each other.

Edited by ual: 23/11/2011 12:26:45 PM

Yeah the list is too large

WGMG: Murdoch University have sent out their direct entry scholarships already. A large group of mates found out that they have been admitted in last night at Graduation. Whilst I'm happy for them, I still have to wait for my ATAR score in late December to know whether I have got into uni.

Don't stress about it man, even if you don't get in this year, most people waste their first year at uni anyway because they find out they don't like that course and change to a different one for second year.

Dude your what 17? Fuck man, by the time people your age retires the retirement age will be at least 70, thats 53 years between school ending and retirement, don't get too hung up on what happens in year 1!

I'm sure I will get in, I only needed 70 Atar, which is pretty obtainable. It's more the waiting bit.

I'm in year 12 actually. The WA education system is different.

WGMG: School bus was 40 mins late.
WGMG: Had to wait in the rain for 40 mins.
WGMG: The bus driver didnt know where he was going.
FUCK!

WGMG: My sister works at Crown now (not saying where specifically), my family didn't tell me. SO I had my regulars coming in to my bar after work last night going "You know your sister works at crown now?" Imagine my embarrassment.