This literally happened to me as I was reading this.

WGMG: Trying to calibrate a pump so that it can give me the tiny flowrate I need. The flowrate I have now is about a thousand times to much for what I need.
WGMG: I was actually intending to attend a that starts in 5 minutes for once but my thesis experiment is taking much longer to run than I thought it would.

Hasn't your lecturer told you to stop copying the notes off his slides and print them out yet?
Only time most of my lecturers allow time to copy stuff down is when they are actually showing you an example of how to solve a problem on the whiteboard.
The worst lecturer I have had didn't know how to put slides up on the subject website and still used plastic slides on a light projector. You had to be super quick to get down what you needed to.

WGMG: My teams first game of the season is at 1pm so I won't be able to get to the Sydney vs Newcastle game.

WGMG: The football coach has already picked about 6 people (or more) for the 1st XI, even though trials aren't till Monday. Worst bit is that these aren't player that he chose, he got the "star player" of the school to write down the names of the people SHE thinks should be in it, so that's pretty much guaranteed them a spot. Way to be impartial.

Better that you have to do that then have the lecturer run out of time to cover the content in the lecture.

WGMG: Being right about how much of a douche some people are. A bloke in my bar last night decided he was going to follow some innocent bloke (whos a really nice, placid guy) and attack him because he's Mauritian and the guys ex-girlfriend was mauritian. WTF?

WGMG: Working on my project for over 4 hours. Have to work tomorrow morning. Will feel pretty wrecked when I have to get up. Not looking forward to it.

WGMG: Regretting decisions from my childhood due to horrible fucking memory dreams.. The same regret I've had the last 12 years. Wish I didn't ask Mum to go to the store to get some pain killers that night..

Which subsequently makes me pissed off that idiots that drift at excessively high speeds are even allowed to have a driving test.


WAGMG: Just got a smartarse on my MSN responding to my personal message ("What a strike from Paul Ifill!") asking if I made sure I spelled the name right, then assuming that because he's from a team in NZ he must play rugby, then when told he plays for a football team I get the "I've never heard of him, and I follow AFL." "Soccer isn't football. How is it football?"

Edited by AJohn: 14/3/2012 03:29:13 AM

WGMG: When people (unknown) take baseball bats to other peoples cars. No idea why mine was targeted, 10 other cars within 20m. Scum.

Are you insured?

WGMG: I felt fine when I woke up...4 hours later the hangover hit me.

WGMG: It's more sad than annoying but, My granny is in hospital, my granddad (who seems to have a serious case of dementia) seems to have had a stroke, and he is wearing incompetence pants as well. My dad is going to fly over to the UK to see them but, people of that generation don't think they need the help.

Also, I can't eat for a while, I have an MRI scan. Really looking forward to it :|

LOL! Incompetence pants :lol: should get them for Crown Casino's general management.

Welcome to Australia.

It's not your fault though.

WGMG: Shared bathrooms, normally I have no qualms sharing bathrooms with the 35 other people on my floor at uni but a little courtesy for other people would be nice. Walking into a cubicle to find festering excrement is disgusting and women have to use these bathrooms too. The blokes on my floor are mostly fantastic guys and close mates so what makes it worse is I think it would have been done by someone from another floor or an outsider from college.

I hate it at uni, when you go into the cubicle and the dickhead before you didn't flush their shit. In saying that, I think I have it better than some of you Sydney folk who seem to find the shit on the walls/floors/seat.



Not gonna lie, I lost my shit when I read 'incompetence pants'. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



I should get a pair of incompetence pants for CityRail. Train came 20 minutes late and I was late for uni.



Edited by MidfieldMaestro: 14/3/2012 07:46:38 PM

You're at MU, yeah? It'd be someone from another residential building. It used to happen a lot. Surprised it hasn't happened to you yet.

WGMG: Posting a Simspons quote as a status on Facebook and people not getting the quote.

It was a pretty unique quote too.

I think this lady's got them.


Edited by Heineken: 14/3/2012 10:05:05 PM

Its funny how people took that to mean i didn't like books. Bitch plase, without sounding cocky, I topped English 3A/B (The top English apart from Literature, a subject I was recommended for anyway, and the english that most university pathway students take) for our school last year. As if I'd find books useless.

WGMG: Looks like I've spread myself a bit thin this weekend obligation wise.

WGMG: Incompetent fucking Leichhardt council/Balmain District Football Club.

We've been training during the off-season at King George Oval in Rozelle for the last few months during the off-season, only to rock up and find the little kiddies playing there. Officially it's the home ground of Leichhardt Saints, so fair's fair, we head down to Birchgrove where we're meant to start training on Wednesday nights as of next week, only to find with the light fading rapidly that the council don't turn on the flood lights until the beginning of April, because the rich snobbish cunt's up on Lousia Road whinge and kick up a fuss otherwise.

We only got 30 minutes of training in which included a rushed 10 minute game of 6 a side where you couldn't see the ball 10 meters away.

Should play with torches for a laugh :lol:

WGMG: The Herald Sun seems to have become stingier than they used to be.

Is that possible without them turning into a British tabloid?

WGMG: I can't find an indoor team ffs :(

WGMG: Being in a good, stress free mood for the first time in a long time, just to have some bitch rant at me for no significant reason.

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