WGMG: Linearization of autonomous nonlinear systems. Motherfucker how do I get the Jacobi matrix?

WAGMG: Leaving assignments till the day before, and then realizing the only lecture I've missed was the exact lecture that covered the questions in the assignment.

WGMG: Confirmed tear of a ligament in my right shoulder following the collision in yesterdays game. In a fair bit of pain. Gonna be out for at least 2 weeks.

WAGMG: Having my arm in a sling. Frustrating as all hell.

WGMG: Best friend broke up with her boyfriend. Normally, this wouldn't be a bad thing, except the guy was really great and a nice guy who treated her amazingly. They just worked together, i honestly thought they'd end up married, or at least lasting longer than just under 18 months.
WGMG: Thinking the other day that i'd talked her out of dumping him. I was so wrong.

Poor bloke, iknowthatfeel.jpg

WGMG: My friend who i was with pretty much all today, is now also single. They're dropping like fucking flies.

Jelly? :p

WGMG: Don't feel like getting work done.

WGMG: 2 hour train trip to Newc and only 12% battery left on my laptop :(

WGMG: Copping shit for 2 nights for not taking home the girl I hooked up with at work Friday. My personal life is none of their business.

LOSER WHAT R U GAY OR SUMMAT?

My problem wasn't with hooking up with her. She's cute. But I don't need to hear about what I do when I'm drunk for the next 2 days.

LOL WATEVA UR SO GAY

Wow...so hooking up with a chick makes you gay where you're from? Where I come from you're gay when you have another man's dick in your arse.

Oh my sweet jaws, please tell me you're not taking me seriously.

Nah, You're an Everton fan, I can't take you seriously. I just wanted to say that.

WGMG: Friend kicked the ball really hard into my eye yesterday at training, and now it's gone all bruised and a bit puffy :(

:lol: I enjoyed that one

WGMG: Niki Minaj on the Graham Norton show I watched last night. Nearly ruined the show.

WGMG: Test week. Can not wait until last test, Thursday morning. Planning to play FM2012 and FIFA all day Thursday and Friday.

Graham Norton is perfectly capable of ruining the show all by himself.

WGMG: Turns out a friend of mine has been using make-up to cover up bruises from domestic violence for the last 3 months. Makes me cringe a great deal.

:roll: ;)

WGMG: dropping my TV remote onto my Galaxy S's screen splitting the liquid crystal display and now having to replace it.

On top of that, it's not actually my phone as i was borrowing it until my contract ran out for my previous phone which crapped out and now have to get a new phone for me and replace the one I broke leaving me much poorer and still without a phone!

I have a Samsung Jet II which is Samsung's touch screen equivalent of a NOKIA brick. I've had it since year 11, and aside from everything being scratched, it's never cracked, or broken physically on me ever.

I've been thinking of upgrading to the Galaxy SII, might wait till the SIII comes out. But am I right in saying that they're as fragile as iPhones. I had a mate drop one onto a carpeted floor and the screen cracked.

Nah, I dropped mine a few times and it's still kicking on. They backs on them aren't glass so they flex a little better when dropped rather than just cracking everywhere.

:cry:

WGMG: Started getting cramp in my calves and feet towards the end of todays game. Anyone know a good way to prevent them?

Eat a banana. Get more potassium in your diet.

My dad's friend works in that area and says the best way to prevent cramps is to consume more pottassium and salt.

I had a banana for lunch.

WGMG: It's 8pm and the forum is quiet.

Was just thinking that myself.

It's kinda sad, really.