Yes.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

holy balls, seriously?

Yep. Lucky it was pretty hard and it wasn't one of those sloppy ones that might leave a mess on the floor. Still disgusting though.

One of the bars I used to frequent would do occasional lock-ins, but every morning one of the bartenders would go to the girls room to take his "morning dump" after they closed up. The girls was always cleaner than the boys at that time of morning. He's walked into the 'foyer' of the toilet one morning to find a pink lacy g-string weighed down by an enormous cow-pat turd. So it could always be worse :lol:

WGMG: Leaving a message but forgetting to add my contact details before hanging up. ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

WGMG:i got a girls number then accidently threw away the piece of paper with the number on it. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

-PB

That's why you get her to write it on your arm #-o

no they not

WGMG: I cant find my damn wallet and am starting to stress big time.

Edited by zimbos_05: 20/8/2013 07:21:43 PM

WGMG: money issues

WGMG: My fling from a few months ago. Cut her off for being boring as hell, and she's been getting wayyyy more than me lately :lol:

Pretty sure i could have her back, but i'm way too proud.

I do. I gave him 10 pounds and a brand new looking bank card. He's pushed off with it.

Better be in the house somewhere. Will have to search for it when I get home after work.

Just shag your way through her friends.

Lesson learnt -.-

wgmg:MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
Ark-O wrote:
P.S. Any man who raises his hand to a women is scum in my eyes.

you do know a domestic can be yelling? also its alleged .

I know he's hit her before.

That is all.
he basically is slandering his name without proof . also if he knew he hit emmy before why didnt he report to police??

WGMG: Can't find my 'Battle For Middle Earth' disc :(

Beginning to question my existence without it.

Police can't act on domestic violence cases without an official complaint from the victim.

Ignore him mate, he's just a troll :lol:

Have a look through his last few posts and despair:

http://au.fourfourtwo.com/forums/default.aspx?g=profile&u=46224

Can't believe you guys forgot about the old:

Hurrrr Durrrr.

Can't remember what thread that was on. :-k

WGMG: My shower has been draining kind of slowly for the last few days, I figured it was a minor blockage in the pipe that would fix itself. I walked into the bathroom today to find the bottom of my shower full of grey water that's come back up out the pipes. I just booked a holiday to Singapore and now I have to pay for a fucking plumber.

WGMG: the air cons at work again. I've hit up the dude in charge of sorting the shit multiple times, and he has no interest in getting to the bottom of why I'm suddenly dying from hayfever when the aircons are on, but haven't had one reaction to them for 5+ years. He just reckons "it's me developing a condition rather than anything that might be in the roof". Thinking about coming in one day this weekend, climbing in the roof, and finding some birds nest or something - then leave it on his desk :lol:

WGMG: #Holger out!

Great campaign. #peoplepower

WGMG: The Asian students at UQ who take the lids off their food before microwaving it for 4-5 minutes. That shit spatters all over the fucking microwaves and it is horrible to use afterwards. You would think it would be common sense..

Don't get me started on their eating habits either...

It's the ones with their shoes off and feet up on the table while they eat that always bothers me.

Eating with their mouths open and making noises when they eat annoys me.

Also, they seem to have their faces hovered over the plate, like 10cm above it. It's like the food is going to escape or something. :lol:

Duct-tape their mouths shut :lol:

Food does escape. Have you not seen those live octopus meals?