"Wallah bro last night I was banging this glamour from stiletto's. She was fully hawt, aye"
"Relax man, She had buck teeth and a lisp"

I love it when guys do that when I'm working. Walking up to a hot chick at the bar and going "damn honey, you lookin' fine" doesn't get you anywhere :lol:

A bloke was peacocking in front of his mates and went up to a friend of mine and pulled one of those, she rolled her eyes to me and walked off, I go "Smooth as sandpaper, do you get all the girls like that champ?"
"What bro? Sif you could get that fine ass"
*pick up and wave random piece of paper on the till* "Well I got her number and she walked off on you"
*All his mates cack themselves*

I dress for me, not for others.

WGMG: Medication. Fuck this.

Women don't dress to impress men, they dress for themselves.

If women dressed to impress men, they'd be walking around naked all the time.


Knowing that feeling at the moment. Antibiotics and cough medicine seem to be doing little at the moment.

Women need to remember: If your boobs are out, I'm going to look at them. Not when you're making eye contact with me, but I'm going to take a good look any way. They're boobs, everyone loves boobs. Even chicks look at each others boobs so don't be all complaining if you catch me having a look.

I'm not saying that gives guys permission to act like pigs or with crass disregard for social decorum, Im just saying if they're there it'd almost be rude not to look :lol: On the bright side, these guys saying things like "nice titties uleh, wanna let me motorboat 'em" makes a phrase like "I don't mean to be crass, but that top makes your breasts look fantastic" sound positively dapper.

Yeah I can understand that people will look, but subtlety is possible.

WGMG: People making a big deal out of boobs

Everyone loves boobs.

I know i'm part of the minority but i've never found them that great

There is something grievously wrong with this man.

That's why man invented tinted sunglasses :lol:

Wooooo chebs out for the lads

WGMG: Did the whole "accidentally cook twice as much spaghetti as you expect" thing.

WGMG: Tuska open air in finland is in july not june next year, so i probably wont be able to hit it up with my finnish housemate when she's back in finland :(

WGMG: Fell asleep at 6. Woke up at 8:30. Tried to go back to sleep at 9. Not happening. Gonna be a late one.

WGMG: Left my medicare card at the chemist today. Or rather, I hope i left my medicare card at the chemist.

I fell asleep at 10, trying to stay awake so I don't wake up at a stupid time. So I'm wide awake at 7am. Fucksticks.

WGMG: wake up before work and jump in the shower... The water turns off after 30 seconds and no other water is running. My hair is filthy, so I try washing out the shampoo and conditioner with bottled mineral water which was a pain the arse and did a very poor job.

Anyways, I finish that, dry my hair and then go to take a piss... The toilet flushed... I go back and check the shower and all other taps, and of course the water is now working.

Great start to the day

WGMG: Got no skin left on several fingers. Been weeding all morning and I doesn't look like I've even made a dent in it.

WGMG: A girl was raped in Brown Alley a few weeks back, police came into our bar looking for surveillance footage to see if the guy walked past our bar. Turns out he was in our bar - a generic, unremarkable dirty looking sub-continental bloke. Found out today I know the victim as well.

I'm so sorry to hear that :? Hope she's doing okay.

WGMG: Wisdom tooth coming up.
WRGMG: The fact that that is the least of my worries right now :lol:

I know this is in terrible, terrible taste, but surely you could have worded it better than that :-k

WGMG: Still sick so I can't play the catch-up game tonight.

WGMG: The new Glory Fans United shirt having a hooded guy on it.

I hate that football fans want to look like thugs.

WGMG: Feeling like the only person with GTA V.

Although the fb posts from SydCro and notatroll and various other school friends is starting to get annoying. :lol:

Looks fucking awesome though.

:lol:
Those two won't shut up about it on FB

I don't see what so great about GTA.

WGMG: Gotta fucking stop falling asleep in the late afternoon. Sleep pattern's going to hell.

I feel like I'm the only male in the country who doesn't give a fuck about GTA V :lol:

She isn't the owner of the alley in question if that's what you mean.

Sup.