I have no words;

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-PB

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They made an iPhone game out of this, was great.

Yea.. probably should've just posted this in the Wanderers fans thread.

Too soon? :d

still image in a funny thread = waiting for inevitable shift because it's secretly a shock gif.

Fucking hell, that's twice that .gif has got me :lol:

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What movie is that gif from??

Thanks for the heads up :lol:

tatiana grogorieva
ana kournikova
maria sharapova

All russian brides waiting to marry you



Edited by condemned666: 8/4/2013 08:32:11 PM

I'm so fucking sick of seeing that snickers meme. It's "mongerer", not "mongoler". Mongolia have nothing to do with it #-o

Erm, actually, it is 'monger', not 'mongerer' or 'mongoler'. The guy who made the meme obviously accidentally included an 'l'.

Calm down, Afro. Eat a Snickers. ;)

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Is that bookable or did he just find a loophole?

The world economy explained with two cows



SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.



COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.



FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.



BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.



TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.



VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.



AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.



A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.



AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.



A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.



A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.



AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.



A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.



AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.



AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.



A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.



A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.



AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them's a horse!

love it, lro

haha, just checking through the first few pages of this thread and come across this pic. the chick with the black bottoms is one of my ex's :lol:

Proof or GTFO.

^^^ This,

:lol:

i haven't seen/heard from her for at least 5 years. i tried fb stalking her 3 years ago but couldn't find her, and we dated before fb-was-big days (maybe she has a myspace still? lol).

but mission accepted - i'll dig through old pictures at my parents house & try and find one.

lost my shit when i saw the pic though, what a random find

Well looks like you dodged a bullet there anyway pv4. That photo is likely to haunt her at some stage. Possibly when that fat girl comes to murder them all after being publicly humiliated.

i found her old myspace. it has one picture, her profile picture, but it's not very helpful.

imma track this chick down, i'm way too interested to know at least what she's up to nowadays

:lol:

ok so i got a kind-of update on her (i'm going to put it here, just because i feel like everyone following the last few posts is heavily interested in it now).

so we have some family friends, and the wife/mum of the family passed away. a few years later, a lady married the husband/dad of the family we're friends with, and she had a daughter (chica in black bottoms) she brought into the family. first time i met her (we were mid-teens) we were chatting for hours, she was saying how she's had a few bfs and whatnot but wasn't a slutty kinda girl & would never sleep with someone she wasn't in a relationship with, etc. by about midnight that night, we were banging and she was doing things well advanced for her age (:lol:). the family lived kind of far away, so it was a mid-teen long-distance not-sure-on-commitment-and-loyalty kind of relationship, but whenever we caught up it was ripping each others clothes off type stuff. she rang me up balling one night about how long distance killed her, so we broke up.

i just got the recent update from one of the guys who was in the family we're friends with - about a year later her mum ran off with some biker-gang dude, and they moved to either extremely north-west nsw or south-west qld. my chick ended up with some dude with dreadlocks who owned a hotrod. originally she kept in contact with the boys, but randomly one day she disappeared from emails/phone/etc and the family hasn't heard from her since. i'll try digging out old photos though.







and then i took an arrow in the knee (attempt to re-rail this thread)