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Fredsta
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Five Masturbating Dogs?
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Carlito
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five monkey dicks ??
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manufan4life
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fat maroon dildos
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Funky Munky
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socceroos_fan wrote:I think this should be dropped. RSO is gone, MvFC has dealt with it.
Now, has anyone else tried putting the beans in a bean bag. FMD it is annoying. Yes. Have a photo on my girlfriends phone of our lounge room floor covered in bean bag beans. We were finding those things like 4/5 months later.
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Carlito
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lol has anyone seen the bean bags from big kuhana?? they bloody massive!! and fmd can also stand for fruitless munching dykes
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socceroos_fan
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MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:lol has anyone seen the bean bags from big kuhana?? they bloody massive!! and fmd can also stand for fruitless munching dykes Is that some sort of junk eating lesbian?
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Carlito
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yes yes it is:p fmd =freaking mum dude :p
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tiny455
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Fredsta wrote:Five Masturbating Dogs? Winnar
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Guest
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How do I get out of the "best male friend zone" ffs!?!?!?!
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mus-28
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Guest wrote:How do I get out of the "best male friend zone" ffs!?!?!?! Hit on her friends, spend all your time at strip-clubs, fart & burp around her as much as possible, shit with the door open, pick your nose, talk about time spent with hookers, ask if she's into DP, etc. Any of these will definately get you out of the "best male friend zone".....but I'm imagining you want to get into the "get into her pants zone" my solution "excessive amounts of alcohol"
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Guest
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I already hit on her friends and talk about sex with her. And her + booze = vomit ](*,)
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Carlito
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does anyone know where i can get my hands on a copy of shaolin soccer i looked everywhere i cant seem to find it
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mus-28
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MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:does anyone know where i can get my hands on a copy of shaolin soccer i looked everywhere i cant seem to find it WHY? that is the worst movie I have ever seen, I rate it worse than Planet of the Apes. I just don't see any redeeming features of that movie, it is ridiculously stupid.
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Carlito
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ur point?? thats why i like it it . :P
Edited by MvFCArsenal16.8: 12/9/2009 06:06:52 PM
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nr690
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Guest wrote:How do I get out of the "best male friend zone" ffs!?!?!?! Ignore her, like don't see her for a few weeks and when you do see her bring a date(the hotter you date the better obviously).Be a dick. If this still doesn't work than get over her and have sex with any slut.
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Krackovich
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Guest wrote:How do I get out of the "best male friend zone" ffs!?!?!?! Next time you're talking to her, whip it out and that should settle everything
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We need more info: 1) Have you asked her out or whatever yet? 2) Has she given you the "just a friend" speech? If you started out attracted to her, but decided to start with "just friends" then man, that's a hard situation to get out of. I did some research on the topic recently (for no real reason other than boredom, an found the following: Quote:
Quit Putting Her on a Pedestal. Giving women all of your attention would be the greatest mistake you could make. When all you do is focus on pleasing women, you are sure to fail.
Instead of lavishing women with your attention, do the opposite: make women give you all of their attention instead. Keep in mind that if she does not make an effort to win you over, she will end up taking you for granted.
Make Her Go on a Rollercoaster of Emotions.
Don't constantly make her happy.
Confuse her a little. Make her feel sad. Let her go through various emotions and let her invest emotions on you.
"It's not because women like jerks. Women prefer polite over rude, and attentive over distracted. The problem is the way nice guys present these positive characteristics. In order to appear friendly and romantic, these 'nice guys' think they have to turn off their sexuality. They hide their desires in order not to offend, presenting an androgynous, asexual persona.
The first impression they give is one of emasculation, weakness, and lack of desire. At best, they confuse the woman as to whether they even find her attractive. That's what jerks offer women that nice guys don't: they're not afraid to be sexual."
Edited by macktheknife: 12/9/2009 10:14:49 PM
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nr690
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macktheknife wrote:We need more info: 1) Have you asked her out or whatever yet? 2) Has she given you the "just a friend" speech? If you started out attracted to her, but decided to start with "just friends" then man, that's a hard situation to get out of. I did some research on the topic recently ( for no real reason other than boredom, an found the following: Quote:
Quit Putting Her on a Pedestal. Giving women all of your attention would be the greatest mistake you could make. When all you do is focus on pleasing women, you are sure to fail.
Instead of lavishing women with your attention, do the opposite: make women give you all of their attention instead. Keep in mind that if she does not make an effort to win you over, she will end up taking you for granted.
Make Her Go on a Rollercoaster of Emotions.
Don't constantly make her happy.
Confuse her a little. Make her feel sad. Let her go through various emotions and let her invest emotions on you.
"It's not because women like jerks. Women prefer polite over rude, and attentive over distracted. The problem is the way nice guys present these positive characteristics. In order to appear friendly and romantic, these 'nice guys' think they have to turn off their sexuality. They hide their desires in order not to offend, presenting an androgynous, asexual persona.
The first impression they give is one of emasculation, weakness, and lack of desire. At best, they confuse the woman as to whether they even find her attractive. That's what jerks offer women that nice guys don't: they're not afraid to be sexual."
Edited by macktheknife: 12/9/2009 10:14:49 PM :-k Hmm no reason eh?
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macktheknife
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hah. I was just cruising urbandictionary, and eventually had a few pages of links of all sorts of crap. lol.
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Funky Munky
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I think our Freezer is too cold. Just snapped the Ice Cream Scoop handle in half trying to scoop some Ice Cream...
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Krackovich
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What is it with you and freezers? You seem to have a few issues with them
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Guest
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Ok let me point out. I am either absolutely horrible to this girl or treat her amazingly well. Like I have made her cry within a minute of sitting down and talking to me but I can also be incredibly nice. She is a very flirtacious person. Never asked her out closest I got to that was one of my mates deciding to send her a message saying I love you and know you dont think the same or some shit along those lines she just took it as drunken fun. Never give her all my attention unless she is really upset. Normally I flirt with her friend who wants to fuck me. Want anything else. Home number? :P
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anth
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macktheknife - don't you see the humour in looking for advice with girls on the internet. those two things are surely at opposite ends of the scale.
guest - my only advice is to do whatever you want to do. buy her a freakin pony if you want to. but don't do shit you don't want to do to get a girl because somebody else told you to. that is a sure way to fuck up. confused? so am i :)
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Fuck the friend, that will get her attention, and u get a root out of it
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anth
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manufan4life wrote:Fuck the friend, that will get her attention, and u get a root out of it o:) o:) o:) o:)
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Carlito
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that will get u eitehr two things
one :u get the girl u wanted in the first place
or two u get her friend :D:PD:D:
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tiny455
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maybe both if your lucky :p
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Anyone know how to get printer ink of your fingers? I was changing the printer ink cartridge and some got on my fingers and I can't get it off.
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socceroos_fan wrote:Anyone know how to get printer ink of your fingers? I was changing the printer ink cartridge and some got on my fingers and I can't get it off. More ink.
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macktheknife
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anth wrote:macktheknife - don't you see the humour in looking for advice with girls on the internet. those two things are surely at opposite ends of the scale.
I never said it was valid information. :-k
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