Its more than 5 and thats all that matters.

Guess that's the only way you get called clever....I'd take it if I were you, it's a good offer.

add onto mk's contribution:
-marty Balls
-marty Bollocks
-My Biatch
-Marty's Bent
-mk already borrowed my 'mary' so there's your five.

No. Glenn said "Hilarious twist", not "twist".

I pissed my self at afros list. Afro pissed him self too. So at least his 6 that are hilarious.

Well I found them amusing...and you're just having a sulk coz I'm laying into you again:P

Since when are you keeping track of my urinary movements?

Im having a sulk because im surrounded by a bunch of foreign fucking exchange students who wont shut the fuck up.

*Hands marty a shotgun, 'Rambo' head band and a LOT of scotgun cartridges* "You know what you have to do"

open your mouth scratch the top of your mouth... you can take it from there.

I have a sudden craving for prawn crackers...

why is martyB from The Underworld? I call plagiarism!

With the rising house and rental market, times are tough for you student types.

So a little sharehouse action is acceptable...

Now stop whinging and open the door - Its cold out here!

I have to make a living. :-$

I'm not a student type..

:oops: . . :-k . . :idea: you "mod" types

you know marty's creativity is lacking.

Yeah, coz of those ****s i'm stuck living at home coz I can't afford to leave](*,)

I like mine grilled with cheese on toast8-[

Hypocrite.

C'mon Marty "hypocrite" - you can do better than that.....:-"

MARTY HOOKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way! :shock:

With his hand :p

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So immature, yet so funny. Pretty sure we knew something wasn't right when you said he "Hooked up." :p

:lol:

Not nearly as funny as a certain forumite who decided to gloat this morning by implying that he "went into a pub/club and had [his] pick of the chicks in there"; only later was I to figure out he had come out empty-handed. :lol:

>.< Annoying Telstra advert is back.

The irony in taht statement is delicious

*children, close your ears and/or eyes*
I'm a busy man, can't wait around all night...the toilets at said club were rather busy that night :-"

How was the curry? More importantly, how were the women?

>.< Been at this PC for 12 hours. ](*,)

Notice how time flys when youre on the PC? Its quite shocking.

Time hasn't flown. Im doing an assignment.

Ive too used that excuse when ive been on here.

nerd.

Vegetable.