Would you prefer to be a short fast Asian or a tall slow Asian?
What would you change your name to, if you had the chance?
Why does one of my lecturers remind me of Jimeoin?

If you were gangsta, East or West side?

Why doesn't imno frequent his own thread ?

Why is Rigas allowed to troll the forum still ?

Would you buy Brisbane Roar ?

Would you coach MV ?

Why is the REVOLUTION taking so long?

What is the most ridiculous movie you've ever seen?

Red bull, V or Mother?

Views/opinions on the Situation in Libya & Bahrain?

Views/opinions on the situation in Japan?

If you could have one player from Sydney FC play for MV - who would you have?

What does the future hold for Dimitri Petratos, Mustafa Amini and Thomas Broich

Would you like Ange Postecoglu to replace Ernie Merrick?

Who do you see Merrick managing in the future?

Can I has a cookie?

Taurine is ox bile.

Ordering a non-alcoholic drink at a pub:

Lemon, Lime & Bitters?
Red Fire Engine/Pink Lemonade?
Regular Lemonade?
Coke?
OJ?
Water?

Do you like seafood?

What's your favorite seafood?

jaguar xf or lambo gallardo ?
hamish mcintosh or mark jamar
will essendon supporters allow james hird time to get the bombers back to where we belong or will some supporters bay for his blood?

Preferred milkshake flavour?

Up or down?
Left or right?
right or wrong?
Yes or No?
Squares or rectangles?
AFL or NRL
Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?
Dolph Lungren or Chuch Norris?
Maverick or Goose?

did u ever do the pop collar look?
worst ice cream flavour?

Rebecca Black, are you a fan??

Who is the black rapper dude in the middle of the song?

Will Rebecca Black turn into the new Miley Cyrus (wanna-be good girl, closet slut)?

What will Rebecca Blacks next single teach us? (I'm hoping for it to teach us how to count)

Which seat should Rebecca Black take?

Why did she hop into a car with a 10-year old boy driving?

If she had decided to take the bus, how big a dilemma would she have faced, should this have been the school bus she was riding, and a 1/4 of the seats were taken?


If Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber got into a relationship, had sex, and had children, what would the result be for humanity?

Does Rebecca Black ride the short bus?


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The Brady Bunch, fact or fiction?
Disco or glam?
Rolling Stones or the Beatles?
What is your favourite element on the periodic table?

I've had a gun waved in my face. If I'm ever in that kind of scenario again I hope charlie sheen's life flashes before my eyes.

It could get very messy, but I think my main saving grace will be that they want to keep it quiet and that could mean an out of court settlement in my favour.

Crown's security is actually tight enough to make that really difficult. I think I'd need a really big gun.

I was arrested for my part in a bar fight in Echuca once.

Trent Reznor, My best mate, and a very good friend in sydney.

Probably my stubborn nature and abbrasive attitude. It makes me who I am, but I think I need to consider it more often.

Best beer would be Beck's. Worst would probably be Geelong Bitter.

I can't stand cheap Vodka. Best would probably be Canadian Club.

No. I can't say I have but I imagine it would be mildly amusing.

Mostly just to fuck with you.

They like anything shiny or metallic. Put a mirror up outside and they'll peck at it for hours.

To piss you off.

I don't think that it was as good a game as people made out. I don't htink it could be after being 0-0 at 90 mins. IF the gamew as only taht last half hour, great game.

Some insecure dumb bitch. She'll learn a valuable lesson from this. No, I wont' be in sydney.

I don't think riot police will let that happen.

I'm sick of hearing about it.

Burgers at the Orrong Road fish and chip shop.

I supported North Melbourne as a kid. I don't follow it nearly as much as I used to, but I still have a soft spot for them. I'd like ot see them return to the glory days of the late 90's.

Last night's leftover Guinness.

Tired. Concerned. Excited that the union thinks I have a case for unfair dismissal. Frustrated. Worried. Exhausted. Shoulder is tender. I need a hug from someone with cleavage.

Cesc, probably. Bale, probably not.

I think he'd like to leave for a club where he's going to get more regular first team chances, but I don't think Barca will let him go, they'll want him to replace Villa in a couple of seasons.

Short fast asians you just have to kick the shit out of, force them into the fence as much as possible and shoot hard from range.

Short and fast. That way I could be a ninja.

Michael.

He's short, balding, hunched and has sticking out ears.

I do not see any difference between the two. I generally prefer east coast rap though.

Oh he reads every post that goes in there. Just posting in it would ruin the premise of it.

Difference of opinion isn't trolling. Look at the drivel Guest posts and ask yourself the same question.

No. While the club has potential, I think it would require all too much investment in the coming years before the club becomes a fully-fledged powerhouse.

I can't really do a worse job than what Merrick did at the club.

"My lord, the commoners are revolting." "Finally, something we agree on." Probably because people are lazy.

Probably "Taxi" (2004), A black woman mods out her New York Taxi and helps fight crime. Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

I used to go through a 4-pack of red bull a day when I was working. But that shit rots your intestines and I don't drink any of them anymore. Much prefer a good coffee.

I think it's hilarious that these 'leaders' that have been installed in their positions by american foreign policy are being deposed by the masses in their respective countries (Egypt, Libya and Bahrain). It's great that the people can rise up en masse with no discernable leader to overthrow the current dic(k)tator.

I think it's sad that it's given people another reason to complain about Nuclear power despite the fact that Japan experiences earthquakes between 4 and 7 magnitute on a near daily basis and there hasn't been a single incident in the last 30 years. It's only now that there's been an extreme, unfathomable disaster that there's been any real problems. I think that it's a precarious situation over there and my thoughts go out to them but there's not a lot that can be done until the water subsides.

Tough call. I think Melbourne need a consistent striker which makes me think Makela or Carazine...but then taking Shannon Cole would upset S_F so much I'd almost have to go for Cole.

Of the three, I'd say Amini has the brightest future, but I haven't really seen enough of them to comment.

I'd like to see the club show more ambition and aim for a manager from Europe. I think it would be the perfect opportunity for a manager like Roy Keane to cut his teeth and prove his worth as a manager. It's worth the gamble given the squad we've got, IMO.

Anglesea U16's girls.

All cookies is mine.

That's where it was discovered, yes. But it's not the most potent source.

What do you think of scouse roar's rival ask a question thread?

Why didn't you answer my questions on Rebecca Black?

does that mean anybody can now start a question thread.... should i start a competing question thread for shits and giggles? should everybody start a competing question thread because of societies self centered nature?

Corona :P

Seriously though, if I'm not drinking (which is very rare) I either get a coke or a Lemon, Lime & Bitters.

Sometimes. Fresh seafood is brilliant. But it's hard to get in Melbourne, especially fresh prawns.

Quality Oysters Kilpatrick are sensational.

I prefer the Murcielago to the Gallardo. But if I was going to spend $350,000 on a sports car I'd probably invest in an Aston Martin Vanquish.

Based purely on ruck still, I think Hamis McIntosh is the best in the league.

I think that they'll expect instant success from him, but if it doesn't come I think the Bombers board will be patient with him.

Choc-mint.

I'm always up

I'm right handed. But I shoot left handed.

I'm always right.

Doesn't matter, I'll fuck her regardless.

Football pitch is a rectangle.

I grew up watching AFL and still have a soft spot for North Melbourne.

I get a kick out of Frank Sinatra...

Dolph Lungren is a little more underground and not so redneck.

Topper Harley.

When I was playing cricket as a kid that was the look Paul Rifel went with. I did it once or twice.

Wasabi.

Every new artist I hear about, music dies a little more for me. No, I'm not a fan.

That's Usher just going about his business destroying his career.

I think she'll be a flash in the pan. She doesn't appeal to screaming adolescent girls the way Bieber does and I don't think she'll last. Also, have you seen her nose?!

How to count to four. Elmo is totally out of business.

The seat on the catapult.

IF he crashed it, probably. That would explain the brain damage.

Who cares? She should be in front of the bus.

Unfathomable doom.

Right in front of you.

Fraction.

Glam metal.

I prefer King Crimson. The Beatles are the better of the two.

Yttrium.

He wishes he was me.

I got distracted and forgot.

This place would be pretty boring if it was just everyone asking each other questions. May as well just rename it 'facebook'.

Do you like Crumpets?

Favourite indian food ?

Favourite thai food ?

Have you been overseas ?

Where would you like to go you haven't already ?

Would you swim the length of the Yarra for a million bucks ?

Would you go on Survivor if you had the chance ?

Do you think Charlie Sheen would be a good mate ?

Why does Bonkers think he is a legend ?

Are you an only child ?

What company would you like to work for one day ?

Favourite Chinese food?

Ever considered moving to Nelson?

Best NZ beer?

Carlton Cold. Good or bad?

Favourite Russian Food?

Ever considered moving to Vladivostok?

Does Russia brew Beer?

Best Russian Beer?

Coopers Pale Ale. Good or Bad?

Why is Coopers so expensive in New Zealand?

Why are Irish folk obsessed with creamy foam on beer? It's fucking awful.

Do you find that Guinness tastes similar to a marmite sandwich microwaved for thirty seconds?

Should Heineken buy a motorcycle?

Is it just me, or is it ironic that an outfit that make bulldozers (Caterpillar) have penned a sponsorship deal with the Super 15 team from Christchurch?

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Why is my 15 month old son leading the work tipping comp ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Why do i have a pimple smack bang on the centre of my forehead?

Is it a pimple or a boil?

I hope it's not a melanoma!?

What is your opinion on '5' Gum? Do you like it?

The Pamphlet for the 'Australian Christian Democratic Party' came in the mail this morning, attempting to influence me to vote for them in the upcoming NSW State Election. The slogan on the front say 'VOTE 1 Christian Democratic Party, voting '2' will NOT Do. Why won't it do?

What will it do if i vote it #1?

Do you think the CDP will provide 'Open Honest Government' if elected?

Do you watch reality TV, and if so, what is your favourite reality TV program?

Superman, Batman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a gay bar....?