Guest wrote:Highest number?
What about it?
Joffa wrote:Is it true there is a new dawn every single day?
That or a second hand one if you live in a third world country...
Joffa wrote:Does it matter if my socks don't match?
If they're not black or you're not wearing connies, Yes.
avy wrote:Is it sad but true that society says her life is already over?
Sad? Not at all. True? yes.
Zimbos wrote:why does it always rain on me?
Because even when the sun in sshining, you can't avoid the lightning.
Fredsta wrote:Does your toilet flush clock wise or anti clockwise?
Neither, the water goes straight down the middle.
Joffa wrote:Is beating your chest like a Baboon, pointing to a women and saying come here, an accepted mating ritual or just wrong?
It worked for King Kong, didn't it?
Fredsta wrote:In relation to Joffa's question is it more acceptbale to simply drag them away by brute force and then assert your dominance over them, skip the pleasantries if you will?
It worked for King Kong, didn't it?
Fredsta wrote:David Koche, financial genius or sad daggy old man?
He was considered for the lead role in "8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter", but they decided he was too uncool.
zimbos wrote:why do i keep forgetting to take my cd case from the other car?
Because you're a Man U fan and have a shit memory. There was nothing at all before 1999....
avy wrote:Does it really take two?
If you're doing the Tango, yes. Otherwise you just look silly.
Pimpsta wrote:What does the universe look like beyond the limits to our visible universe?
I can't tell. You need Polarised light to see anti-matter and I don't have my glasses on.
Pimpsta wrote:What were the conditions in the universe like at a time less than one second after the Big Bang?.
Very dense. Because of the sheer size of the 'big bang' and the ammount of matter moved, it took a substantial ammount of time for it to substantiate. So after >1s, there was still not much going on.
Pimpsta wrote:What was the state of the universe like 'prior' to the Big Bang?
Before that, there was only Aslan.
Forestman wrote:You absolutely love this attention don't you?
What, me? Attention whore? Nah. ;)
australiantibullus wrote:what are the best three Stanley Kubrick films?
Number one would have to be Clockwork Orange. Shitloads better than the book. Though I wish they hadn't adapted the ending for american release.
Number two would be The Shining.
Number three is a close one though, and I'd say 2001 a space odyssy just edges out Dr Strangelove.
australiantibullus wrote:Beatles or Elvis?
Um...tough one. Id' say elvis. I like his blues feel. That said, the Beatles contribution to the recording industry and the inventions that were brought about by their music are awesome. Flanging is an awesome effect. See Russell Morris' "The Real Thing" for the best example of a flange.
australiantibullus wrote:who won the third punic war? Why was it punic?[/qote]
Rome won the third Punic war. Punic comes from the latin Punicus, meaning Carthaginian.
I love my dictionary.
[quote=Fredsta]If you didnt exist who would we be asking these questions?
Probably mk, becuase if I didn't exist, he wouldnt' have been banned. You would be getting sun-standard answers too, for the record.
australiantibullus wrote:why did you lower yourself and respond to the we love afro man. Why not just reply here where the thread is actually fun instead of just nasty? (SORRY, BUT THE MODS WERE RIGHT TO LOCK THAT ONE)
Because if I responded in here, then shit would have gone down in here, and I don't think you all want this thread to be locked. And to cut to the chase, there are about 20 of you asking me questions in here and enjoying this thread. 5 people voted against me in aussie_arsenal's attempt to be an annoyance. I'd much rather have that thread locked, than have this one locked. That's the last I'll be saying on the matter. Hush now.
Fredsta wrote:Were you in Vietnam during the French Colinal rule? If so would you be able to help a brother out with some History revision?
No, I wasn't. I'm not that old and I only developed my omnipotence with pubescence. I recommend your brother reads
The Quiet American by Graham Greene.
avy wrote:Is it too late to start dreams of being a punk rocker with flowers in my hair?
I think Socceroos_fan has that forte covered for the forums.
australiantibullus wrote:which revloution in the air was better? 77 or 69?
69. For obvious reasons.
anth wrote:Do deaf people have internal monologue? If so, how?
As a child, you think in abstract constructs because you don't have the words to define the concepts. Deaf people think somewhere between that and the phisical repsentation their hand takes, in their mind.
anth wrote:How would you describe the concept of colour to a blind person?
Through sound and mental representation of that. The concept of Synesthesia, ie. Where the human mind can blend two senses together.
anth wrote:Taking this into account are only our thoughts truly in the present?
No, because time elapses in the duration it takes for the thoughts to circumvent synapses in the brain.
anth wrote:Given our thoughts are conceptual, what is the present metaphysically?
Physical presence would be present. Not the action of, but the placement and existance is present, whether you are registering it or not.
anth wrote:Is there even a difference between the present and the past?
IT depends on yoru limitations of the definition of the past. Technically, if you want to define 'the past' as anything that has elapsed, then there is no present, since there is no unit of time small enough that it can mesure the current state of specificity.
imnofreak wrote:Is the kid my son?
Well, it's not Michaels, and I doubt immaculate conception is an option.
Higashi wrote: What does the 'M' in M theory stand for?
It's a theory dealing in 5-dimensional Membranes , appropriately. But the M is just an alphabetical progression of theorems.
Fredsta wrote:Mr 10 Questions 1:
1) How are you enjoying Australia?
2) How do our computers compare to the ones in america?
3) Why does everyone in IT look so nerdy, yet [Jimmy Wales] look like a daytime soap star?
4) Mac or PC, do you really give a shit?
5) There are 1.7 million articles on wikipedia, how long did it take you to write them all?
6) Craig Reucassel is a bit unhappy with the photo on his page, can you upload better one, maybe, for him?
7) My dog has these little scabs under his chin, I don't know if you could recommend the number of a local vet?
8) Jessica Rowe and Peter Overton, will it last?
9) Cracked Pepper?
10) How do you feel about the fact that when I looked you up on wikipedia this morning I changed your page to say that you're a teenage druglord from Malaysia?
1) I live here, it's quite nice.
2) They're shit. Mr Rudd was meant to fix that, wasn't he?
3) It's the not shaving and wearing contact lenses taht does it.
4) It doesn't matter when you're just surfing the net.
5) It took a while to make my contribution.
6) There's a photo somewhere of him on the chasers couch picking his nose...
7) (03) 9512 8765
8) It's still going. They have kids now. They'll be together for at least another year.
9) Yes please.
10) I wouldn't mind being a malaysian teenage drug lord. I'd be making more money than I am now.
Fredsta wrote:Mr 10 Questions 2:
1) What do you miss about australia?
2) Who is your favourite australian novelist?
3) Is 'the True history of the Kelly Gang' based on anyone?
4) Can you tell us how Oscar and Lucinda ends?
5) Can you help my niece with her english homework this afternoon?
6) Do you think Simone Warne was judged too harshly on dancing with the stars?
7) What should we do about global warming?
8) I've got this ant problem at my place, can you recommend a spray or something like that?
9) Do you think that the CSIRO 'well being' diet was robbed at the booker prize this year?
10) Are you embarrassed by your (Peter Carey) brother Wayne?
1) The copious ammounts of tomato sauce on everything.
2) John Marsden.
3) That's about Paul Kelly, Yeah?
4) No idea, I've never read it.
5) She won't lean anything if she doesn't do it herself.
6) Well she's a bogan tart, so no.
7) Get bigger boats.
8) Raid spray.
9) IT was a great work of fiction, it should have won something.
10) Wh owouldnt' be embarrassed if Wayne Carey was their brother?
Fredsta wrote:Mr 10 Questions 3:
1) How are you enjoying Australia?
2) Is the name 'Backstreet Boys' a sexual reference because enduring your music is like being rogered roughly from behind?
1) I like taking advantage of it.
2) It certainly is. That or it's a metaphor for the audotune sodomizing their producer's computer.
Fredsta wrote:Mr 10 Questions 4:
1) Are you having a nice day?
2) Have you ever met that other Anthony La Paglia with the Australian accent?
3) Why is it called Without A Trace when all you do is find traces and follow them?
4) Speaking of which, have you tracked down Harold Holt yet?
5) Did you or anyone who worked on Lantana actually understand the plot?
6) Why the fuck was Glen Robbins in that movie?
7) If you're a bit italian, is it "Calz-own" or "Cal-zone-ay".
8) Uniform daylight saving hours: Will they bring down our Society?
9) Do you feel the HP iPAQ rw6828 multimedia messenger could sway the smartphone market?
10)Given your surname, do you think Australia should have a silent 'G' in it aswell?
1) I just woke up, so yes. Though I have to mow the lawns.
2) Yes. He's not as interesting.
3) Probably for the same reason Prison Break is called Prison Break when all they did for a whole season was run from the cops...becuase the producers thought the name sounded cool.
4) Yeah, as I said before, he was abducted by Japanese Aliens working for the CIA and taken aboard their submarine and drowned.
5) Lantana didn't have a plot, did it?
6) To mindfuck the viewers into thinking a joke was coming...but it never did.
7) It's "Cal-zone-ay".
8) Uniform daylight savings hours will just confuse the shit out of peoples pets.
9) Clearly it didn't. It failed miserably.
10) It should, just to fuck up foreigners even more. And to stop fucking americans from confusing us with fucking Austria.
leftrightout wrote:THE CUBE.
Imagine a desert.
Whats it look like? Is it a desert like Arizona? Or is it a desert like Sand Dunes in the Sahara?
It's large and sparce, like the desert at the end of James Bond
Is there anything about it in particular that you see that is interesting?
It was in James Bond
In the desert, imagine a cube.
Imaginging away. It looks kind of odd...a cube, in the middle of nowhere
What does it look like?
really odd
What is it made of?
Blue Glass
Where is it located in this scene?
In the middle of the fucking desert
What state is it in?
Atacama
Anything else you can describe of this cube?
It's, big, blue, made of glass and cube like
Now imagine a ladder.
where?
What is it made of?
wood
How big is it?
as high as the cube
How many rungs does it have?
about fifteen
Where is it located in relation to the cube?
it's leaning against it
Imagine some flowers.
ok?
How many are they?
about half a dozen
What kind?
Dead Chrysanthemums
Where are they located in relation to the cube and the ladder?
at the bottom of the latter
And now imagine a horse.
ok?
What kind of horse is it?
A brown one
What color?
not brown
What size?
big
What is it doing?
Climbing the latter
Where in the scenery is it located, in relation to the earlier three things?
on the latter leaning against the cube
Is the horse facing the cube or away from the cube?
I'm not sure. Which way to horses face when they climb ladders? I think it's probably facing it
Can you describe it in any more detail?
It's wearing a hat and smoking a cuban cigar
Theres a storm in this landscape.
Big and cloudy
Where is it in relation to the other things in the
scenery?
In the background, above the Andes
Which way is it proceeding?
Towards the giant floating eyeball
What kind of storm is it?
A thunderstorm
Can you describe it in any more detail?
There's lightning and it's raining fishFunky wrote:Did you just lose the game?
Yeah, but I take solace in the fact that so did you and anybody else reading this.
Higashi wrote: How many questions is too many questions?
I'm sure I'll be the first to find out.
Marconi wrote:Is Funky Munky a bastard?
Yeah. It's ok, he lost the game too.
Erebus wrote:What I really want to know is, how large a jump in net activity has Wiki experienced the past couple of days?
Not that much actually. I've only looked up two things that I wasn't sure on the spellings of.
Joffart wrote:What is the best way to increase my post count?
Stop logging in as Joffart and log in as Joffa. And post in here :lol:
Marconi wrote:Was marconi101 the only one who thought that was Joffa for a second?
It was Joffa...using a multi.
socceroos_fan wrote:Am I the only one who disagrees with this question?
No.
Joffart wrote:How do I prove I am not Joffart?
You can't. Not without DNA proof. Maybe you're edude :-k
Joffart wrote:And is imitation the greatest form of flattery?
You asked that before. Mutilation is.
Funky wrote:Why walk on water when we have boats?
Because Jesus felt the need to be fucking different, didn't he? Fucking showoff. I'll fucking show him. Fucking wanker.
Edited by afromanGT: 17/11/2009 05:49:59 PM