Can you please lend me a bottle of JD so i can drown the bitterness and the sorrows and the angry feeling from tonights game




[size=1]i did say please [/size] :)

Because I wouldn't actually pay for EA cricket, thus I'd have to download the whole game, and that would use a lot of downloads.

Made a funeral thread for afroman. A little harsh, but making fun of the misfortune of others has been a banable offence in the past.

Star Wars. The acting is slightly less corny and there aren't a bajillion tv episodes, sub-mivies, telemovies, movies, and comics that have to be read to understand the plot.

Marconi has posted a Newcastle blog? :-k I must have missed it.

Because fuck-heads have all the luck. They will always get the girl.

When Paul Shafer shuts the fuck up long enough for something to happen, yeah.

I think Funky has run out of juice. The fact tha anth and australiantibullus haven't been online hasn't helped. I think it'll last a couple more pages before slipping into obscurity.

Benjo will give up when he realises there's no point.

I would have said "bitchfight".

Because it's hard to be 'gradually' out. Also, school hols are now on and it's coming up to silly season, so people start partying.

Because you have no life.

Because you're realising you have no life.

Pretty damn annoyed. Work gives me the shits sometimes.

5-4, bottom of the nineth, bases are loaded.

piratebay.

Sadly, no. I cant' fathom why though.

When you stop shovelling.

"All time favourite pointless Joffa threads." If this thread isn't mentioned, I'll be very disappointed.

As a footballer, and as a specimen of masculinity, he is the epitome of awesome. As long as you've never actually left Newcastle, at any rate.

Because you're a compelte duffer.

I'll send you the bottle, having drunk the contents myself.

Why do you rarely post in the Aus football section?

Is pants-of friday a suitable thing to do in a femanists convention?

If you have no pot or access to any, which do you watch, Family Guy or American Dad?

neither you should be looking for aq better dealer. lol

what was the profesion of the only survior from the white ship?

looking at all the deadshits with half a dozen kids, why isnt it more mentally taxing to breed?
Is God not smiting enough unworthy?
Is darwinism still working?
Why wont the bogans in my area stop breeding?
Should the infertlity patch be mandetory if you keep falling pregnant and cant be bothered giving up smack?

Edited by australiantibullus: 30/11/2009 03:01:38 PM

How can a guy that looks like Ron Jeremy be a successful porn star?

Because bogans like their schnitzel 8-[

where can i find a copy of "El Naser Salah el Dine" with English subtitles?

damn it. I cant even blame that one on a typo.

How the hell am I qualified to teach?

How much do I lower what little faith you had left in the education system?

when will the other bromwell high episodes be available?

Burton, Newsted or Trujillo?

Is it just me or was Load pretty shit?

Edited by australiantibullus: 30/11/2009 06:40:00 PM

Have you ever seen the movie Killer tongue?

Because I can't be bothered trawling through the scores and scores of idiots to find something interesting to post on.

If you're clever with the duct-tape, why not?

Family Guy. American Dad is pretty terrible.

I assume you're talking about the 12th century vessel and not one of the books. He was a Butcher.

When I take over the world, there will be a mandatory IQ test before you're issued with a permit to have children.

It's hard work smiting all the time, I'll try to up my game.

Darwinism still applies to all other animals, but not to humans. Humans don't adapt to suit their environment, they adapt thei environment to suit them.

They haven't figured out what causes it yet.

If a bogan has a child and has under the stipulated IQ threshold, they should take the baby out back and shoot it.

Because he has a massive wang?

Amazon.

I can only assume you're a primary school teacher. Where you do a tafe diploma and you're set.

Not as much as some of my highschool teachers did.

Mid next-year.

Tim Burton.

Load was a really mediocre. My load is pretty good aparently.

No, Can't say I have.

Edited by afromanGT: 30/11/2009 06:58:11 PM

dont you think I would have looked on amazon before posting the question?

When you spelled 'breeding' like that...I remain unconvinced.

can you tell me about MASH the film?

can you tell me about MASH the TV series?

Can you tell me about mash the potato?

Have you ever done the monster mash?

M*A*S*H the film starred Donald Sutherland as Captain Hawkeye Pierce, the chief surgeon of the american 4077th Moble Army Service Hospital and their misadventures during the Korean War. The movie's themesong is "Suicide is Painless", later covered by Marilyn Manson.

M*A*S*H is one of the all-time great television shows, produced and directed by comedy great Larry Gelbart and starring Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce, the show ran for 11 years and still holds the record for highest rating television series episode on american television for its final episode aired in 1983. The show gave a brief cammeo to an at-the-time unknown Ron Howard in its second series, Patrick Swayze also made a cammeo.

Tastes pretty good. Goes well with Sausages.

Well...I was working in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight, For my monster from his slab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise...I did the monster mash... It was a graveyard smash. It caught on in a flash.

:cool: =d> =d> =d>

How come you can tell how many seeds are in an orange, but not how many oranges are in a seed?

how does deja vu occur?

Should I lol?

Edited by socceroos_fan: 30/11/2009 09:20:19 PM

What is the name of that odd Arab horn thingi at the begining of Eskimo Joe's Foreign Land song. And how do you play it, where can i buy one, and do you know if theres any tutor who can teach me to play it.

Should this thread be renamed "The ask Wikipedia a question thread"?

Where have I heard Underdog by Kasabian before?