This took almost an hour to write. Find your own names for your own answers. Enjoy :)
Marconi wrote:Can I sit right next to you girl?
Not with a face like that.
Joffa wrote: Can I go to the toilet?
You should have gone before class.
Funky Munky wrote:Does this look infected?
Syphillis actually.
marconi wrote:Are you gonna be my girl?
Well, so 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
avy wrote:Did marconi know he replied to himself?
No. He'd never knowingly make himself look like that much of a tool.
davidtorres wrote:Did I really play pool volleyball with Ney Fabiano today?
No. It was just a figment of your imagination
Funky Munky wrote:Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies ?
I eat whatever the fuck I want.
Funky Munky wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A substantial ammount. In direct proportion to how much time it spend chucking said wood.
socceroos_fan wrote:Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
I did.
avy wrote:Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?
I can point more than my fingers.
Funky Munky wrote:Who Wants Flowers When You're Dead?
Not florists.
Guest wrote:Is this rhetorical?
No.
Joffa wrote: Who will get sick of this thread first you or us?
Us.
macktheknife wrote:How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
In addition:
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
the time comes to say fair's fair, we pay our rent and pay our share.
Quote:Do I wanna rock onto Electric Avenue?
No.
Funky Munky wrote:AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
True or False?
True. You will always love me, Funky ;)
Fredsta wrote:Why does my cat smell like cat food?
Why is this thread so pointless yet awesome?
If you were a pizza what would you be?
Could I eat it or would that be canibalism?
Why am I asking so many questions?
Why am I asking you why Im asking so many questions?
Because you probably smell like human food.
Because I'm involved.
I would be supreme.
It woudln't be cannibalism because I'd be a pizza.
Beucause you're too insecure to make a statement.
Because you're insecure about your insecurities.
Joffa wrote:If a tree falls in a forest and you don't hear it did it really fall?
And if so how do you know?
You might not have heard it because you were far enough away that the sound vibrations fell below the threshold of audibility before they reach you, but you could still see the tree fall.
Because I know everything.
Funky Munky wrote:How much longer does this thread have left till a Mod arrives?
About another five pages.
socceroos_fan wrote:Who will be the mod to end this?
I don't think one will.
zimbos wrote:why are they called cats?
Because if they were called splungdungets that would be weird.
zimbos wrote:when will s_fan change his avatar?
Probably never.
avy wrote:I have a canker sore on my lip, and keep poking it with my tounge...BUT THAT'S ONLY MAKING IT WORSE!
What can I do?
Consult Peter Griffin.
Joffa wrote: Why would a mod end this?
Because they're a big fat stinky poohead. Fun police =;
Funky wrote:Why are they called Fingers, I've never seen them Fing?
Oh, there they go...
Fredsta wrote:How much wood could a would chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood?
Probably the same ammount as the last person who asked that question.
Funky wrote:Who has asked the best question?
Probably you
Fredsta wrote:WHY WONT YOU ANSWER US DAMNIT?
Because every time I answered half a dozen questions, there'd be another ten there. I'm waiting until you've all gone to bed and I can do it all in one fell swoop.
avy wrote:Why did the sailor really go to sea sea sea?
Because he was...[Village people]
IN THE NAVY[/village people]
Fredsta wrote:How much does she sell sea shells for?
about $10/kilo. She always smells like fish, and not in a good way too.
Joffa wrote:Who was the main creative influence of Wham Andrew Ridgely or George Michael?
George Michael.
socceroos_fan wrote:Is this the quickest thread to reach four pages in FFT history?
No, the FFT FC original sign-up thread was.
Fredsta wrote:Can we make it five pages?
Yes.
Funky wrote:Ketchup or Catsup?
Ketchup.
Fredsta wrote:Is this the greatest useless thread ever?
It can't be better than the llounge.
Socceroos_fan wrote:Is it chicken or tuna?
Neither, it's Turkey.
Funky wrote:Po-Tay-To or Po-Tar-To?
Po-tay-to.
Fredsta wrote:Do you say Tomatoe or Tomato?
Tomato.
avy wrote:Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?
Not with you.
Funky wrote:Can you believe it's not butter?
I can indeed.
Joffa wrote:Do you agree the Grateful Dead were the Greatest band in the history of music?
No I don't. They haven't sold nearly enough records to have any purchase to that claim.
Funky wrote:Why Can I not post for another 6 Second(s)?
Because you're spamming.
Fredsta wrote:Five seconds between our posts there funky, why did we ask the same question AND WHY HAVENT YOU ANSWERED IT?
Because you're retards. On both accounts.
Funky wrote:Is this the most fail question in question history?
The only way it could have been more fail is if random_hero had posted it.
Joffa wrote: Who is the greatest villian in the history of cinema?
Darth Vader.
Fredsta wrote:Oprah Winfrew, Craig Foster and your Wife, youve got a fuck one, marry one and throw one off a cliff GO
oxymoronic question. I can't not be married to my wife...Craig Foster is going off the cliff. I'd close my eyes and fuck Oprah and hope she died...and left me a fat chink of her fortune in her will.
Joffa wrote: Who will get us to page 6?
Your mum.
:lol:
Socceroos_Fan wrote:Do you feel as if you have what it takes to go on and win it?
If we stick to our game plan and the lads play to their full potential and we stay focussed, yes, we have a very good chance. But we're taking things one game at a time.
Funky wrote:Why did this almost make spit water all over my computer?
Vomiting sensations will do that to you.
Joffa wrote: Why does this thread deliver when so many have failed?
Givne that you're the king of failed threads, that's only something you could answer.
davidtorres wrote:Am I Sorry? :lol:
You're never actually sorry.
Socceroos_fan wrote:Why is this ironic?
It isn't really that ironic.
Joffa wrote:Why are these guys making statements and not asking questions?
because they're too thick to grasp the concept of this.
f1worldchamp wrote:Is this the fastest thread ever?
Is this all there is to do on a Sunday night?
Possibly close.
Since most of you don't live in melbourne, yes.
davidtorres wrote:Why did I just LMAO at what S_F said?
Because you're a moron.
Funky wrote:Why did it take so long for Joffa to finally post a good thread?
Because it's Joffa :lol:
f1worldchamp wrote:What's ironic? :P
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+ironicSocceroos_fan wrote:Is this page 6?
Looks like it.
Joffa wrote: Sould afroman delegate someone else to answer our questions if he can't keep up?
Afroman can always keep it up. You all just need to be patient.
Guest wrote:Why is Family Guy only good when you're stoned?
I'm not stoned for the first time in a week and it's pretty entertaining anyway right now.
Joffa wrote:Why does this thread have over 100 posts in under an hour?
Because you're all spambots.
Joffa wrote:Why do I spam so much?
Because you're from TWGF. And your mother didn't love you as a child. She still doesn't.
Guest wrote:Why do TWGF need to come here is TWGF just that boring?
Yes it is. Every now and again they need some form of sanity and maturity. You can't keep up with the rampant spam on there. I distinctly remember you wanted to jump ship and join them.
Joffa wrote:Why do they seem to miss me so much?
They don't, that's all in your head.
Funky wrote:Who are you, and what is that?
Your mother, 'her' penis.
Joffa wrote:Is imitation the greatest form of flattery?
According to Manson, multilation is.
Joffa wrote:And do know what my avatar is?
Some band's logo.
avy wrote:Afro, are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Afro
Afro, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Afro
Afro, are you OK
You OK
You OK, Afro
Afro, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Afro?
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into My Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
I Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See I Was Unable
So I Ran Into The Bedroom
I Was Struck Down, It Was My Doom
Funky wrote:Is this the best question in the thread?
Not quite.
Funky wrote:Why has it been 7 minutes without a question?
Beucase you're running out of questions to ask.
Guest wrote:Why have there been no answers on this page?
Because I didn't answer any on page 5, clearly.
imnofreak wrote:Can I shamelessly boost my post count here?
Boost post count, yes. Shamelessly? No.
Joffa wrote: Where is afroman?
Wouldn't you like to know? :-"
imnofreak wrote:How has this hit 6 pages in an hour?
Prolific spam.
Funky wrote:Who is, the Batman?
Kent Brockman.
avy wrote:Can't get no job, can you spare a dime?
Not for you buddy. Go sit out the front of central.
Joffa wrote: Whose on first?
Hu's on first, now Hi is on second and Yu's up to bat.
avy wrote:Why so serious?
Well do you wanna know how I got these scars? One day, My dad came home...
avy wrote:Whatever happened to James Blunt?
His voice finally got so high he sang and his head exploded.
Joffa wrote:Who is James Blunt?
Some british lifesaver (yeah, like anyone in england goes to the beach :lol:) who thinks he can sing.
Funky wrote:Can I be Blunt?
Only if you've got one for me to smoke.
Guest wrote:Why are gas prices higher than a guy in Amsterdam?
Because there are less high guys in amsterdam now that they're cutting down the size of the illicit 'red light' district. And because petrol companies are greedy cunts.
imnofreak wrote:Can I have a blunt?
Only if you share with me.
Marconi wrote:Where the hell are the moderators?
Playing "Best of six thousand" rock-paper-scissors to see who is the unfortunate bugger who has to come and break up this spam fest.
Funky wrote:Who are you spectator, and what are you spectating?
I dunno who he is, but he has a dirty mind, he's always in the girls thread. I hope he washes his hands before he touches that keyboard.
Joffa wrote:Are they practising safe spectating?
You must wear a prophylactic over your glasses. Condoms are easier to change than eyes gouged out by forks.
Marconi wrote:What is love?
[youtube]_-0MXklxHlQ[/youtube]
StarvinMarvin wrote:How warmly will the New Zealand All Whites be welcomed in South Africa 2010?
They won't be. They won't be there long enough anyway.
Funky wrote:How Starvin is Marvin really?
Not very. He's a fatty :lol:
imnofreak wrote:Am I tired?
Probably.
zimbos wrote:who invented orange?
Well...Mr Hoover invented the Hoover. And Mr Hills invented the Hills Hoist. So I'm guessing Mr Orange did.
anth wrote:How come i miss one weekend of extra time and this happens?
Dude, all this happened in the space of an hour of furious spamming.
southern wrote:Why am I almost having a heart attack loling at this thread?
Because you eat too much fatty food which is bad for your cardio system.
southern wrote:Why do the teachers say that we can write two page back and front of notes for our maths exam and why can't I even write 3/4 page?
Because you suck at making a cheat-sheet.
southern wrote:Why did you just not use a question mark?
Because he's a fucking moron.
southern wrote:why did that guy on aussie idol contradict himself by saying, "I wanna do this I wanna do that, I keep saying all the things I wanna do, but I really wanna do this!"?
Because he's almost as dumb as aussie_arsenal. But that's impossible.
Guest wrote:[-x
strawbrerry
That's not a question[-x. And he pronounced it like 'Library' ](*,)
Edited by afromanGT: 16/11/2009 03:31:04 AM