if the answer is yes, what is the question?

if the answer is no, what is the question?

What did the Turkey slap?

What is currently the most annoying ad on tv? (election ads not counted)

What is one thing that you love about Melbourne?

How does the song Wishing Well by the Airbourne Toxic Event make you feel?

what's the craziest thing you have done drunk?
whats the craziest thing you have done sober?

What is the most embarrasing thing you have ever tasted?

What character from the Simpson's are you most like?

Why don't fish feel right?

Who know fish can feel right?

What can't they feel left?

Do you agree with me that Dreams is Van Halens best song?

How many times have you visited the MCG?

How many kms do you live from the Melbourne CBD?

If Australia were to go to war with Indonesia, or should North Korea/South Korea resumed their war and Australia inevitably got dragged into it, would you sign up to the Army?

Should Tony Abbott get in, do you think he'd eventually get around to bring back conscription into the Military?

Have you ever fired a military style assault rifle?

Should Tony Abbott get in, which country would you move to? (Tasmania doesn't count):lol:

Who has the higher IQ?
Tony Abbott or Julia Gillard

John Howard or Tony Abbot?
Kevin Rudd or Julia Gillard?

Is it itchy?

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a train?
what's the scariest thing you've seen on a train?
what's the weirdest thing you've seen on a train?
what's the most disgusting thing you've seen on a train?

What do you hate most about Nickleback?

Bow-chick-a-wow-wow?

Edited by heineken: 16/8/2010 06:57:46 PM

Why are Grill'd burgers so good?

The ONE thing that makes me envy Melbourne.

And yes I have been to Grill'd at Darling Harbour but it's too far to trek from Cronulla for a burger.

Why the hell is Chris Payne doing good?

What's your favourite 442 emoticon?


Can you break dance?

Can you fix dance?

Ever met a shark at the beach, or one the golf course?

Ever punched a teacher?

who is your idol?

Frank or Harry?

If Julia Gillard is "moving forward" what's propelling her?

Will Julia Gillard every reverse, or turn?

Which international rock star have I secured tickets to see in December?

What 4 apps/programs are the main 4 along the bottom of my iPhone?

What do you think it feels like to be Buried Alive?

Who will win the Australian FMX Pro Open?

Do you read the papers on a regular basis?

Can you speak a foreign language fluently, or have you attempted to learn a foreign language (New Zealander doesn't count!!! :lol: )

Do you like Calvin Harris or David Guetta?

What is the best site to get news from for Australia?

I currently use smh and news.com.au but they both piss me off. Don't even mention the terror.

What should i have for dinner at the local Chinese restuarant?

What shirt should I wear?

Jeans Or Pants?

Should I drive or drink?

does this smell funny to you?

Aston Villa or Birmingham?

Newcastle or Sunderland?

Portsmouth or Southampton

If someone asks me for an invite, where am i going?

If Brad Jones goes to Liverpool, does that make him good?

Where will North Queensland Fury finish this season?

Your opinion on Franz Straka?

Next coach of Melbourne Victory?

Best part of LOTR1?
Best part of LOTR2?
Best part of LOTR3?

Which was the best movie?

At the end of the 3rd movie when Gandalf etc all leave Middle Earth, where exactly are they going? Iv'e never understood that.

Why is Debbie Does Dallas such a cinematic masterpiece?

Why didn't Heineken pay enough attention to the Return of the King?

push or shove?

If a noise annoys an oyster, then a noisier noise annoys an oyster more?

When you're bored, do you find yourself making racing car noises?

when you drive round corners do you make a squealing sound as if you were squealing your tyres?

Are you disappointed you have not contributed to the Streaming Thread?

what will you do when you reach 50,000 posts, and beyond that 100,000?

do you think there are any more forum ranks after 'legend'?

Why do you think my 'FIFA inspectors praise Russia World Cup bid' thread got red carded...i've checked and I'm fairly sure it hasn't been posted previously...why is it so?

I'm considering retirement from active participation on the forum...should i go cold turkey or should I give it six months and ease my way into retirement so to speak?

Edited by joffa: 19/8/2010 10:56:45 PM

:( But you keep this place ticking mate!

What would you do with your spare 23 hours of the day in that case?

Sorry for not asking a q afro... here are a few.

Do you believe in balance wristbands?

And if you do, do you believe in Adam and Eve?

And if you do, do you believe that if you send me a crisp $100 dollar bill in the mail you will have good luck for eternity?

Ever going to get married?

settle down and have kids?

would you like a crumpet?

what would you do if your mother was blowing a trumpet while you were attempting to eat a crumpet for high tea?

Why did they close the streaming thread?

Why did they close it before I got to make a poor joke about it not being a valid streaming thread?

will our questions ever be answered?