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afromanGT
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The voice of Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
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Joffa
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:lol: :lol:
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I like sex.HighFive.
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[youtube]1mHSF0RKZEs[/youtube]
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afromanGT
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I'm a blackjack dealer. Can't add past 21.
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Funky Munky
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Heineken wrote:avy1990 wrote:Shamwow never actually made me say 'WOW' That video remix made me say Wow. :lol:. Apparently it was just a scam, the bloke is some Jewish-American comedian anyway. Scamwow? afromanGT wrote:anth wrote:If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel it equals 666. You'd think I'd know that:lol: Nah, you're a scouse, we understand.
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afromanGT
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anth wrote:If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel it equals 666. You'd think I'd know that :lol:
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Heineken
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avy1990 wrote:Shamwow never actually made me say 'WOW' That video remix made me say Wow. :lol:. Apparently it was just a scam, the bloke is some Jewish-American comedian anyway.
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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Funky Munky
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Wow...
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avy1990
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Shamwow never actually made me say 'WOW'
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Funky Munky
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I don't think it's impossible, I think it's something like 98% of people can't do it, or something stupidly high like that.
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MidfieldMaestro
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Joffa wrote: It is impossible to lick your elbow No it's not. One of my mates used to do this at school years ago just to prove people wrong. Gotta say, he is the only one I know to do it.
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anth
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If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel it equals 666.
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Joffa
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afromanGT wrote:What are you waving your finger for? I'm not the one who can't spell ;) #-o :lol:
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afromanGT
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What are you waving your finger for? I'm not the one who can't spell ;)
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Joffa
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afromanGT wrote:Quote:Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. "OK, lets see if everybody's here...Jonathan Footpenis?"
"It's Hancock now."
"Why's that"
"None of your business." - Famil guyQuote:If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'? "One Hundred and one" :oops: Joffa. Marilyn Monroe is reported to have had six toes on her left foot. [-x
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afromanGT
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Quote:Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. "OK, lets see if everybody's here...Jonathan Footpenis?"
"It's Hancock now."
"Why's that"
"None of your business." - Famil guyQuote:If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'? "One Hundred and one" :oops: Joffa. Marilyn Monroe is reported to have had six toes on her left foot.
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Joffa
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'?
A. One
thousand
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Joffa
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A.
Obsession
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Joffa
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Q. Half of all
Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Joffa
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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avy1990
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I had Pizza for dinner.
Anyone care to guess what flavour?
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afromanGT
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Did you know that the eagle in the american coat of arms faces to the right during times of peace, and to the left when the country is at war?
That's right, each time america goes to war, the have to re-paint Airforce One, re-carpet the Oval Office, re-print all the government stationary, change the flags...etc.
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Joffa
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If a statue in the
park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes
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Glenn - A-league Mad
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Did you know JOFFA stands for the Jamacian Ornamental Fish Farmers Association. No shit see link http://www.joffajamaica.com/
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Joffa
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander,
the Great
Diamonds - Julius
Caesar
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Joffa
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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afromanGT
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John Farnham's Whispering Jack was the first album released on Compact Disk.
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afromanGT
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First published work of fiction: the bible.
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Joffa
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
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afromanGT
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Joffa wrote:Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..
I can actually connect a battery to a lightbulb and have it work with my hair :P
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