"Glen Moss Wins Golden Ball, signs for Arsenal"

McDonaldo breaks his goal drouhtinho.

In breaking news richmond kicks a goal and gary abblet decides to have eggs for breakfast!! footnote at bottom of page -australia win something in africa, some sort of cup or something

Sounds like the herald sun :lol:

GOTTERDAMERUNG! Tiny Timmy Torments German Giants

Serbian Surprise Shocks Sydney Suburbia

Grella Gets To Grips With Ghana

HOWZAT?! Rooney's Dreams Ruined By Rampaging Roos

YOU WOT? Becks Backed As Brits Next Boss

Maradona's Messy Management

Kewell's Cruel Injury Blow (again)

WHERE'S DUKES? Pim's Kingdom For A Striker!

Ronaldo banned from the world cup for being a tosser!

Spain beats Argentina 3-2 in extra time to win world cup

Boring Germany and England Fail to make 2nd Round, Socceroos through! or

Socceroos do one better whilst Beating england 3-1 again!

Italians embrace fair play and make it to the second round only to lose unfairly to another team in the 90th minute.

Blatter Says Something Stupid.

FIFA to Investigate Match Fixing Allegations.

Ronaldo Tears as Portugal Crash Out.

Switzerland Shock Brazil and Netherlands To Reach Semis.