:lol: Swell.

Had a scotch and coke but put it back in the cabinet... i was going to drunk dial to a friend but shes going to Greece on friday so didnt think it fair that shes preping for that and i drunken bullshit my way in... anyway ill talk to her/lunch meeting tomorrow

I think this is the first time after having a hundred hangovers, but i don't wanna ever drink again *going out to lunch @ the pub this arvo so straight back on the wagon*

:lol: :lol: :lol: How you never got kicked out last night, for your language i'll never know. :lol:

even i'm surprised by my behaviour... pretty disgraceful, i dont normally swear that prolifically... was raving like malcolm tucker

Fuck this, and fuck that, and fucking the other, and cunt this, cunt that, shit-fuck. :lol:.

Gotta love the Gladstone, they're so lenient. They only asked me to ask you to stop cause there were a couple elderly blokes in the corner near the pokies. Once they left, it was "meh, he's drunk". :lol: :lol: :lol:

Taking it like a man.

I wish we had some Tomato juice around here somewhere. Get my vitamins in me to deal with this cold while I'm getting some drunk on :lol:

Bump in anticipation.

11.mvfc.11 is over tonight.

This thread is titled "Posting Under the Influence", not "Surprise Buttsecks Under the Influence" but thanks for sharing anyway.

It's cocktail Wednesday, Bloody Mary's for everyone.

Hai guise. :cool:

Every time I think this forum has reached a new low, it digs even lower.

Where are the mods when you actually need them? :roll:

To be honest Afro, you can't expect mods to be around 24/7. Especially at 1:30-2:00 in the morning.

KA needs to hire more spam bots like Joffa who don't need to sleep and can be on the forums more often. :-"

Ordinarily, I'd agree. Especially on a Wednesday night. However, when you've got an Australian football team about to kick off and the forums are obviously going to experience traffic, it makes sense to have a mod online.

Fuck me. Cooperas Red is better then Coopers Green IMO. It;'s taken mne a whilke to realize it. But fuck, they're both good :D

I tried to hit on this cure lesiaban in the oub earlier on. It was fgunnyt. She flirted back for a bit, with the perniussion of her GF xcayse she thougbt it was funny too!!!!! God it's annoying she was gayt, she was so hot!

POST DRINKING KJEB!!!!! WOOHOO!

Thanks Heineken. One of your best moments

How come your post is full of errors and your other posts tonight have zero or few errors?

Don't you have a girlfriend or something? Not sure, I havent' heard you mention it that much.

The PUI thread is a bit like beer goggles. Everything seems fine on the outside but once you click that link shit is fucked up.

Posting IN the PUI thread actually exacerbates one's drunken-ness.

Ok, so I went out to dinner with a few mates tonight and we ended up at the pub where we scored a metal wine-cooler each as part of a promotion. What's the first thing you do when you're given a metal bucket and you've been drinking? Yeah, you put it on your head.

So there are six of us walking up Queens Bridge Road with metal buckets on our heads, singing "If I only had a brain" (yes, I'm aware the tin man needed a heart).

You're just jelly.

I wasn't that gone. I was having a bit of trouble finishing of my Kebab, and typing at the same time. It's a tricky bit of skill, which I'm yet to master. :lol:

Should have hit this thread up last night omg so drunk!!!

Typing one-handed is a pain in the arse. I'd recommend just finishing the kebab so you don't get garlic sauce all over the computer.

We've already seen that you can't handle your weed, I don't think we need to see your vomitous chagrin on alcohol.

Kebab first PUI second.

Work drinks :D

Nicely toasted 8)