That's because people are gulible and dont' see through your little fascade.

fixed for reality

Edited by raspberryticklebear: 12/11/2010 08:39:16 AM

Pimpsta certainly gave this thread some life.

I have a mate who was sleeping with a guy's wife the night the married couple got back from their honeymoon. But the Husband was a massive cockbag and they got divorced less than 12 months later, so I feel no sympathy toward the guy.

If someone slept with my wife I'd cut off his thumbs and big toes with bolt-cutters then quartarize the wounds with a butane torch, then pour metholayted spirits over the affected areas (purely for sterilization purposes)

I'm glad pimpsta is accurately representing Sydney FC fans...

Honestly though, if you can't take responsibility for where your dick goes, that karma is going to come back to bite you. It always does. So enjoy your future wife cheating on you! :D

I've learned a lot today

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hippie or anything, but Karma always sorts taht kind of shit out.

The awkward moment when you realise in hindsight that when you called your wife it kinda sounded like she was being boned

That awkward moment when you realise that "lose" is apparently a difficult word to spell correctly.

Pimpsta mate, you have a moral and ethical obligation to respect the vows that she made even if she is unable to do so. By ignoring the fact that she made a commitment to enter into a monogomous relationship with her husband for the duration of her married life does not make you right and does not absolve you of guilt. You are in the wrong, an easy way to tell is that you have to justify your position. When you are doing right you do not need to justify your actions.

Yeah I'm not a hippie either, I just get baked a lot. :lol:

The awkward moment when someone describes and awkward moment and it in fact isn't awkward at all

The awkward moment when Ted is in a relationship.

the awkward moment when barney does not check out the girls boobs.

Definitely with pimpsta on this one.

People have free will. Pimpsta is not in the wrong of enjoying himself if he isn't hurting anybody. Anything the husband doesn't know, can't hurt him, and there are obviously relationship issues between the husband and wife anyway, so she is just escaping from them anyway.

The universe is 14 billion years old and most of us won't even reach 100. Who honestly cares who's dick goes where, as long as everybody is happy.

Clearly everyone wont be happy when it all comes out.

Im honestly quite fucking bemused as to how your post has justified anything. Youre defending a bullshit point of view with some bullshit reasoning. bullshit + bullshit = equals one larger pile of shit.

the sad reality is that wedding vows have lost their value nowdays.

there are many women out there who dont care if they ruin a marriage and just want to screw the next guy there.

men will always be men and have urges and their dick will always guide them the wrong way.

having said that, once a couple is married, it should be the responsibility of both the wife and husband to make sure the marriage works. "Till Death Do Us Part" has lost its meaning nowdays. couples will have an arguement over some small shit and immediately get divorced and stuff. divorces are so easy its ridiculous.

if i caught a man sleeping with my wife, i would probably knock his head in. however, my wife would not be exempt to blame. i would never hit her or anything like that, but i dont think i would be able to stand by her until a resolve is reached.

i cant help but be bemused by Draupnir. How can he justify having an affair. marriage is not a silly game. its a life long committment. you have to deal with the ups and downs as a couple and not just run to some random guy or girl for a sex relief.

A bloke I used to work for had a massive argument with his ex-wife and was fuming and wanted to hit her but took the next best alternative.......picked up a fresh dog turd and threw it in her face. That's how you deal with that sort of thing.

where do you find this shit?

GIFTUBE.com?

Teh Internets?

i know people who know people

who are you to say this is bullshit? i didnt know you ran the human race and what you think/say is always the correct way, i may disagree with what you do in your life but i wont say its wrong because i dont agree with it,

And your first point who says it will ever come out?

Ok bro now I agree with you. You fucked someone elses wife and it was the most righteous you could have done. Its an action thatll streamiline your pathway to heaven wont it? :roll:

Seriously youre the religious guy who thinks thats a better way to live then you go and do this. You have no consistency. Whats the point of being a half-assed christian? You go against the values of society aswell as the values you/your family imposed on yourself. You clearly did something wrong.

i have a belief in god and jesus and how we are all here but it doesnt matter what you do as long as you ask for forgiveness god will forgive you, i dont know what this has got to do with religion but whatever floats your boat,

You dont know how i live my life you only know me off a few comments on this forum, hardly able to get to know someone enough to tell them all about there life and how they run it

See whats the fucking point??

Its ALL so fucking ridiculous.

No point in explaining it to you cause it will go straight over your head

Youre the ignorant dickhead this time buddy. If I couldnt comprehend whatever you were going to say, it'd be because theres no way of justifying it by using logic.

:lol: such a tough guy you are, No its not that its because your one of those people that aint prepared to see things from different points of view and as such anytime someone else gives a different point to you you automatically say its wrong because its not what you believe in so id rather not waste my time explaining the point of god and the forgiveness he offers,

I talked to one of my mates recently about religion. He stated that there is no such thing as God. Disturbingly, his argument was by far the most logical I have heard for some time.