Bump - Is this still running?

:\ Lady Gaga is gay?

I beg to differ.....2 transvestites and a gay bloke.

That's the most straightforward 'marry fuck kill' i've ever seen, mus.

If you could pick 1 super power, what would it be?
Lady Gaga, Helen Clark and Molly Meldrum. You gotta marry one, kill one & f*** one. GO!
List 5 forumers you'd have a drink with?
If you were king for a day what law would you implement?

Does Robbie Williams do the best rendition of Mack The Knife?

If you were to make a West Sydney franchise, what would you call it, who would be your inaugural coach and who would be your marquee/s?

someone needs to change the title thread. dont think anyone is aware that mack is up.

Why are you called MacktheKnife?

Favorite type of Knife?

Wll, it's meant to be mack but it doesn't look like anyone has any questions for him.

So what order is it now?

:cool:

You got the drift of my point (man that sounds dirty)

More like over 10 000. Sutherland Shire association is the biggest in Australia.

So you guys and 2000 other people :P

Same association. Different age groups.

Do you three play in the same league?

Heathcote has been the best for as long as I can remember except if there is any rain it is closed for weeks. The old man that acted as a grounds keeper was a legend.

Buckle ftw. Jks it has pot holes that cause season ending injuries :evil:

It is better than most :lol:

One of my favourite goals for almost the same reason. He went to my school.


:-s :lol:
I would say it above average but the field being so small and cricket pitch in the middle take it out of the best fields in the shire.
I do like playing at that field though seem to score a goal every time I play there and it holds together well during the season. I used to love/hate, depending on the which way it went, the tree that hung over the goals on the side away from the highway that would stop 100% certain goals from going in.

Edited by chillbilly: 7/1/2011 10:19:41 PM

I'm looking forward to getting questions, when its my go. I havent asked many questions, but been following this.

Once we get through this list of six I think. Though mack hasn't been very active lately has he? Is he working again?

A very good read there.
How many have we gone through, any idea when I am on the chopping block?

Some lulz to be had there. Good answers.

Mack's up.

About Me:

Forum name?
buddha69

Age?
18

Location?
Sydney

TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?
442 Citizen

Jersey Number and why?
5. Always been a CB.

Occupation?
Student

What’s your postage like?
Fits and spurts. Usually on a fair bit but don't really post much.

At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?
Under 12's, started getting a bit larger, lost some of my speed and did not grow as much as the other kids. I started in the U6's and still play. Love the game, passionate about playing, sometimes we get shit refs and I tell them so.

Where are the burgers better?
Hungry Jacks

Tasty Beverage?
Sprite, Beer,

FM, FIFA or PES?
FM or FIFA. Depends on my mood. Never got into PES

Who do you go to the football with?
Mates usually. A large group supporting the club with 5 members and always a few ringins


Sydney FC:

Favourite Sydney FC player?
Dwight Yorke, Simon Colosimo

Currently?
Byun Sung Hwan

Greatest Sydney FC game?
Sydney 3-0 Melbourne

Favourite Sydney FC memory?
The Grand Finals of S1 and S5

Worst Sydney FC memory?
Anything this season.

Funniest Sydney FC memory?
Muscat's missed penalty, does that count?
Aloisi's miss from the goalline

Favourite Sydney FC goal?
Byun's penalty, Gan's first goal for Sydney FC (he played for my junior club)

The Away Game?
Have only been to 1 away game which was the Sydney Central Coast 5-4. Nothing will ever compare to that. Not sure when the next one will be but I am pretty keen to go.

Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?
Depends on the circumstance. Usually tactical analyst

UK or European Terrace Culture?
European

Favourite Chant?
S-Y-D-N-E-Y I AM SYDNEY TILL I DIE WITH A KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACK GIVE A DOG A BONE, _____________ Can fuck off home

How long have you supported SFC and what made you decide to support the club?
Since the 1st match of Season 1. I watched it on TV and vowed to get down to as many games as I could to support my local club. Over time I have gotten more and more mates involved and they are as passionate as me about the club.

This week see's another tasty match between Sydney FC and our bitter rivals Melbourne Victory. Recent results have favoured us after a string of horrible results against the Tards. What does the fixture mean to you?
This fixture is the rivalry of the A-League. There is so much rivalry between Melbourne and Sydney that it transfers into Football and Cricket with sides distinctly from either side of the Murray. This fixture means bragging rights for one city, a whole lot of forumers and the club. To beat the Victory in the regular season feels like christmas, to beat the Victory in the Grand final is the ultimate.

If you were Lavicka, how would you approach the game?
We need to consider that Mark Bridge can be killed and should never be near the team, play Brosque up front with Cazarine and give youth a chance. As we have seen in this dismal season that people like Petratos and Jurman (albeit 1 match) have shown glimpses of their potential quality.

While Lavicka still has the vast majority of supporters behind him, where do you think it has gone so horribly wrong for us this season?
For the record I support Lavicka wholeheartedly. He has been a breath of fresh air for the club after some less that desired coaches. The main issue this season has to be our recruitment. We lost Kisel, Bolton, Aloisi, Colosimo, Payne, Ramsay who have performed outstandingly for the club or have gone onto other A-League clubs and prospered. We gained Reddy, who I believe on his day can be a good keeper and Jamieson, who if played at LB can potentially a good player. We also did not recruit another CB after the loss of Colosimo and we were stuck with Foxe, yes a former Socceroo player and stalwart, but way over the hill to perform consistently at a high standard in the A-League.

Will Kofi Danning make it in Europe?
No. He has been horrible this season, but hey, who hasn't? Still don't think he would make it though.

The lack of width is something which forumites have debated for what seems like years. This year in particular has seen the left come under heavy fire. What do you think the solution to our left hand side woe's are?
Jamieson is not a LM. He needs to play at LB, Byun at RB. Play Moriyasu on the Left hand side of midfield. Ultimately like to see a new Australian LM come to the club though.

Other:

Favourite non Sydney FC player?
Mark Hughes, Gabriel Agbonlahor

Favourite other clubs?
Portsmouth, Aston Villa.

The club you hate but secretly admire?
Manchester United

Club or Country?
Ooo. Probably club, someone has to pay the wages

Other hobbies/sports/interests?
All sports really. Music

Ideal Woman
One who lives and breathes football. Likes FIFA. Can't support the Victory.

Where would you take a woman on a first date?
A football match or a nice restaurant.

If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?
Mark Hughes. Gabby Agbonlahor. Sachin Tendulkar

Forumer questions

Can you blame the manager if the club allows him an open cheque book and then they go broke?
I think blame can be aimed at the manager and the board. In the case of Harry Redknapp, of course he can be blamed.

Why Villa AND Portsmouth?
Portsmouth is my number 1 team. Have supported them ever since I was 8 when one of the kids that played in my team came to training in his Portsmouth jersey. Have followed their progress since then and since their promotion to the Premier League I was able to watch them week in week out. Aston Villa, they have always had the 2nd team feel for me, I first watched them with Bozza in goals and he was my favourite player when I was younger, back when the EPL highlights show was on SBS at 7:30 on a Monday Night.

If there was a Western Sydney team, would you change or stay with SYdney FC?
Definitely stay with Sydney FC. I come from Southern Sydney so I feel limited connection to the West, I would love to see them in the competition and I would watch their matches and go to an occasional live match.

What would be your ideal A-League in 10 years?
14 team competition. Current 11 plus Western Sydney, Tasmania and Canberra. In 10 years I also hope that a B-League is up and running, 16 teams split up into 2 conferences to minimise travel costs. In the B-League I would like to see 5 teams from NSW, 4 teams from Victoria, 2 from South Australia, 3 from QLD such as Cairns, Rockhampton etc, 1 from NT, 1 from WA

Has one of your parents or another family member ever caught you masturbating?
No. Sorry for the non embarrassing story that could have potentially been an answer

Have you ever considered selling your kidneys for a little money on the side?
No. But this question has now raised some consideration. How much?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
I was on stage at our Presentation Day in Year 6. It was 38 degrees and boiling hot in the hall. I went up to recieve my award as Runner Up Dux. I was in the middle of doing a speech in regards to thank you's and I fainted and smashed my head against the lectern. Then years later a Year 8 kid came up to me during school and asked me if I was the kid that smashed his head at the primary school's presentation day a few years back. IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL ON ASSEMBLY near the microphone so therefore everyone heard it. I was running the assembly as a Prefect. That was ultimate embarrassment.

Why is your name Buddha?
One of my nicknames some years ago. Which stemmed from a photo of me at Year 9 Camp playing cards on a bed with a dressing gown on

Why do Engadine Eagles/Crusaders (can't remember who you play for) suck?
Crusaders. They are religious, and I am not. We have one of the best fields in the shire but ;)

What happens if I cross the streams?
Live streams are unable to advertised on this site if the match is covered by Fox Sports. Regards, Moderators

How did your team go this season?
Finished 6th out of 10. Scored the most goals in the comp but also conceded a few, entertaining team to watch.

What age are you playing next year?
21's. Already played 2 years of 18's

It'll be funny if we verse each other yes?
It would be funny, but only for us, because your team will most likely be garbage like most Menai teams are :p . And the trash talking has begun

Are you actually the Dalai Lama in disguise?
No. He would be an awesome guy to meet though. You have me on Facebook mate, you should know ;)

Five favorite Buddhists of all time?
Miranda Kerr, David Beckham, Steven Seagal, Tiger Woods, Jackie Chan

five forumers you'd invite to dinner?
Afro, Avy, Benjo, Doc, Funky,

Who was the first girl you kissed? Where was it? How old were you?
Kathryn, local park, 13
Why am I asking this?
You are a pedophile. Secretly get off over hearing others lives.

How did you find your way onto the 442 forums?
Um. I am not too sure. I think I was viewing news items on the site and saw there was a forum and that it looked like a lot of fun. Hence I joined.

Name your top 3 for the Battle of the Babes thread
Olivia Wilde, Bianca Kajlich, Rachael Taylor

How do you deal with telemarketers or religious freaks at your front door?
Shut the door in their face usually after about 15 seconds of hearing their tripe come out of their mouths.

What would your death-row final meal consist of?
Shit load of donuts, A Chupa Chup and a nicely cooked juicy Steak

Rosie O'Donnell, Camilla Parker-Bowles and Sarah Jessica Parker. You've gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one. GO!
Fuck SJP, Marry Camilla, Kill Rosie. Because hey, Camilla is old and will probs die sooner than the other 2.

What's your favourite album of all time?
Sufferer and the Witness or Siren Song of the Counter Culture by Rise Against.

3 wishes? (try being creative)
Unlimited wishes :P. Portsmouth to become a perennial footballing world power. Sydney F.C under Lavicka to form a Lavickalution and become the best side in the A-League for years to come. I suppose a high paying job also

Why '69' in username?
I was young and immature. You will have one of those phases.

Favourite/most played Xbox game?
Halo, FIFA or CoD. Really hard for me to decide but those are my 3 most played.

Your views on Viteslav Lavicka?
Great coach, great bloke, should be afforded much more time at the club as he is the best coach we have ever had IMO.

You find out Sepp Blatter is your father. How do you react?
After some initial shock and disgust. I would ask him for 3 things because he abandoned me. 1. Give Australia a World Cup. 2. Give me a spot on the FIFA EXCO committee and bribe the AFC to put me as AFC President. 3. Ask him to kill himself. If 3. is denied. I might just kill him myself. It would be worth it, I would be considered a world hero

Who would elect as PM if you could choose anyone?
Myself? If not I would choose Steve Waugh. I don't know why, don't bother asking

Which 4 footballers would you pick to play on your five a side squad? (you are captain)
As a Central defender myself I would feel the need to play a 1-2-1 with a keeper. Casillas, Me, Ashley Young, Messi, Agbonlahor.

What would you have called your football magazine had you owned one?
442? :P. Inside the box or Back of the Net. *Cue sexual connotations and innuendos.

What would your ideal superpower be?
Invisibility

If you could be any animal what would you be?
Gorilla

Have you ever cried while watching a movie?
No. Almost did in Toy Story 3 but.

What's your biggest fear?
Fireworks, Tall Buildings. How 12 year old girl of me

About to post my responses.

What would your ideal superpower be?
If you could be any animal what would you be?
Have you ever cried while watching a movie?
What's your biggest fear?

woah, did not know buddha was up. obligatory sepp blatter question coming up.....



You find out Sepp Blatter is your father. How do you react?
Who would elect as PM if you could choose anyone?
Which 4 footballers would you pick to play on your five a side squad? (you are captain)
What would you have called your football magazine had you owned one?

3 wishes? (try being creative)
Why '69' in username?
Favourite/most played Xbox game?
Your views on Viteslav Lavicka?