Dear EG:

- Favourite Mighty Boosh episode?
- Favourite Mighty Boosh character?
- Favourite Mighty Boosh quote?

Thats EG done. Its now time for Heineken. Deadline is in the title. Get cracking lads.

Dear Heiny:

Wassup?

Favourite television show?

Favourite flavour of Ice-Cream?

Toe-May-toe or Toe-ma-to?

Pepsi vs Coca-Cola?

7-up vs Sprite?

If you entered a pizza eating contest, how many slices of pizza do you reckon you could eat?

When you ride the bus, where do you normally sit?

Do you even lift brah?

Have you ever felt the urge to go on an GTA-esque road rage rampage?

Have you ever felt like walking into the red-light-district of Perth, beating up and killing hookers, and stealing their money?

Have you ever had sex with a hooker?

Have you ever had sex with a hooker, then beaten up said hooker and stolen their money?

Do you hate Israel?

If you could sit down and have a conversation with Adolf Hitler, what would you discuss?

How much money do you currently have in your wallet?

What brand of phone do you have?

Tea vs Coffee?

If Auckland City FC played a friendly against Tokyo FC, who would win, and what would be the scoreline?

On average, how many home games of Perth Glory do you attend during the season?

How do you think Perth Glory will go this season?

What do you find most irritating about Andy Harper?

Who will you vote for in the upcoming federal election?

If Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard had sex, and it was filmed, and somehow leaked onto the internet, would you watch it?

Have you had any near death expiriences?

Do you like the narrator on 'Air Crash Investigation'?

Favourite cheese?

Who will win the Premier League this season?

South Melbourne In or Out of the A-League?

Melbourne Heart In or Out of the A-League?

Have you ever been arrested by the Police?

Have you ever been targeted by Hatamoto?

#Holger In or Out?

Are you regretting this already?

What is your opinion on the highly controversial weather thread that Bowden made the other day?

What is your opinion on global warming?

DO YOU LIVE A LOW IMPACT GREEN CONCIOUS LIFE OR ARE YOU JUST ANOTHER CONSUMER?????????

If trains could actually talk and think independantly, Thomas the tank engine style - what do you reckon your average CityRail train would say?

Are you a better dancer than Peter Garret?

The Zombie Apocolypse is upon us. The first object on your left, is the only thing ou're allowed to defend yourself with. What is it?

What's the #1 thing about Perth you love?

What's the #1 thing about Petth you hate?

If you could move anywhere in the world where would it be?

Do you believe in our saviour Jesus Christ?

Do you believe in love?

What's the most rebellious thing you did as a teenager?

When was the last time you ripped a really big smelly fart?

When was the last time you got drunk?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had genital herpes?

Do you have genital herpes?

If you won the lotto, what's the first thing you'd buy?

Dear Heiny

- HWO or Sutho souljas?
- all time favourite SFC lineup?
- top 5 favourite HAL era SFC players?
- HAL all stars of all time lineup?
- Current HAL all stars?
- GVE, yay or nay?
- best XI you've seen live?
- when is HWO/souljas catchup happening?
- will we ever get KC over here?
- do you have any OCD tendencies, and if so any particular examples?
- when are you coming up to newy for Mariokart battles?
- what exactly do you get on a #YOLOKEBAB?
- Mark Milligan: staying, or fulfilling notorganic's worst nightmare?
- David Carney: albino or footballer who doesn't give a fxxx what we think?
- Which character do you use in Mariokart? Explain your choices
- Favourite track on Mariokart?
- Favourite track on Mariokart if you can't use cheats/shortcuts?
- Favourite adult temple in Ocarina of Time?
- Favourite boss battle in Ocarina of Time?
- Rank the Legend of Zelda games you've played in order of best to worst
- Bro, do you even gamecube?
- Favourite character on Super Smash Bros 64?
- Bruv, did you even Pokemon?
- If yes, what version did you first own?
- If yes, what version did you play up until?
- If yes, favourite pokemon?
- If yes, best 6 lineup you liked using?
- If yes, BrotherBear, did you even MissingNo cheat?
- If no, are we still friends?
- On a scale of 1 to Oprah-is-giving-everyone-in-the-audience-a-new-car, how excited are you for Ljubo to be playing at Perth?
- Liam Miller: One of the more underrated players in the A-league, or a footballer who doesn't give a fxxx what we think about him?
- Top 4 favourite Jerks players of all time?
- Top 2.5 current Jerks players?
- Do you have a set way of playing scissors, paper rock (ie do you always go something first, or just wing it)?
- What is the most important decision you've ever made by performing a rock-off?
- What is the most important decision you've ever made by flipping a coin?
- Who was your first kiss?
- Describe how your first kiss happened?
- Who stole your "V-Plates"?
- Story to accompany the above question?


Edited by pv4: 21/8/2013 09:27:51 AM

And so it begins. :lol: I'll give everyone a 24-hour deadline. Bring on the questions. :lol:

Why must you insist on taking things in to your hands?

What happened to the orange cup?

Does your computer still make you look like a smurf?

How long will it take for your butt to dry, surely that hand dryer has malfunctioned by now?

Why am i asking questions?

Will i actually read the answers?

How are you, really?
How do you feel right now? What are you thinking about?
What’s your favourite colour?
What’s your favourite food?
What’s your favourite dessert?
How old are you?
What was your favourite subject in school?
What do you do?
What are some of your favourite books?
What are some of your favourite movies?
What kind of music are you into?
If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
What’s one of the scariest things you’ve ever done?
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Are you married or single?
How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend ?
Do you think it’s better to get married when you’re young or better to wait a while?
Do you have any kids?
Have you ever thought of adopting?
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
What do you do for fun?
Do you like traveling?
If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go?
Who are some people you’d like to meet someday?
If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say?
What’s one of your favorite habits you have?
What are some things that make you really happy?
What are some things that make you really sad?
What are some things that scare you?
Do you like to plan things out in detail or be spontaneous?
Are you a religious person?
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?
Would you rather live in the country or in the city?
What was your life like growing up?
What were you like in high school?
Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many?
What’s your favourite part about today so far?
Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it?
What’s your favourite joke?
Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?)
Do you like spicy food?
How do you like your steak cooked?
Do you have a favourite number? Any particular reason why you like that number?
If you were a type of animal, what would you be and why?
What’s one of the strangest things you’ve ever done?
What kind of vacations do you like?
What are some of your major goals in life?
What are some of your smaller goals in life?
What do you like least about yourself?
What embarrasses you?
If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try?
What’s your earliest memory?
What’s the best decision you ever made?
Who’s your best / closest friend?
What do you think people think of you?
What were your grades like in school?
If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Have you ever taken a personality test? (How did the results turn out?)
What’s the first thing you notice about people?
Do you think people can control their own destiny?
Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others (say, a severely retarded patient vs. a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)?
Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?
Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups?
Do you think God exists?
Do you think any kind of afterlife exists?
Do you vote? Why / Why not? If you do vote, how do you usually vote?
Do you think gay people choose to be gay? Do you think straight people choose to be straight?
Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when?
Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?
What’s the most money you’ve ever given away?
What’s the biggest personal change you’ve ever made?
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
What do you think would be one of the best steps we could take toward ending poverty around the world?
What do you think we could do to best improve the education system?
In general, what do you think about art?
What are some of your favourite websites?
What’s the biggest turnoff in a man/woman?
What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
What’s something most people don’t know about you?
What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?
What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?
Do you cry easily?
How do you feel about public speaking?
Do you like to talk on the phone?
How many emails do you get each week, roughly?
If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
What’s one of your favourite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going?
Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
What did you do on your 16th birthday?
What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now?
How would you explain your basic life philosophy?
Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?

Can Household fans decapitate you?
Does Black coffee help you sober up?
Does Quicksand make you sink?
Does a cereal box have more nutritional value than the food inside it?
Can Your eyeballs be ejected by a sneeze?
Can you kill someone by dropping a small coin from a skyscraper?
Do Body piercings attract lightning?
Is The five second rule true?
Will Plugging the tailpipe of a car destroy its engine?
Can you run on water?
Does Beef make you fart more?
Can Tattoos explode when exposed to an MRI?
Are Daddy long-legs super poisonous?
Is Rum a better cleaner than detergent?
Do Tanning booths cook your insides?
Can you beat a speed radar by covering your car in foil?
Is Toast more likely to land butter side down?
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Without looking, guess what time it is
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Did you dream last night?
Do you remember your dreams?
When did you last laugh?
Do you remember why / at what?
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Seen anything weird lately?
What do you think of this quiz?
What is the last film you saw?
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Do you like to dance?
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Last time you swam in a pool?
Type of music you like most?
Type of music you dislike most?
Are you listening to music right now?
What color is your bedroom carpet?
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
What was the last thing you bought?
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Do you have a garden?
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Who sent the last text message you received?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What time is bed time?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
How many tattoos do you have?
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
What did you do for your last birthday?
Do you carry a donor card?
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Have you ever won a trophy?
Are you a good cook?
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Do you touch-type?
What's under your bed?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Think fast, what do you like right now?
Where were you on Valentine's day?
What time do you get up?
What was the name of your first pet?
Who is the second to last person to call you?
Is there anything going on this weekend?
How are you feeling right now?
What do you think about the most?
What time do you get up in the morning?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Who would you tell first?
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Do you sing in the shower?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What do you do most when you are bored?
What do you do for a living?
Do you love your job?
What did you want to be when you grew up?
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
How many keys on your key ring?
Where would you retire to?
What kind of car do you drive?
What are your best physical features?
What are your best characteristics?
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
What kind of books do you like to read?
Where would you want to retire to?
What is your favorite time of the day?
Where did you grow up?
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
What are you reading now?
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Do you have pets?
How many rings before you answer the phone?
What is your best childhood memory?
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
What is most important in life?
What Inspires You?

Don't bother re-posting these in the Ask afro thread either guys, That's where I'm taking them all from :lol:

-PB

Favourite kids in the kitchen song?
Favourite Redgum song?
Favourite Flash in the pan song?
Favourite mungo Jerry song?
Favourite Donovan song?
Favourite Dave Dobbin?
Favourite REO Speedwagon song?
Favourite Supertramp song?
Favourite fleetwood Mac song?
Favourite JethroTull song?
Favourite Arlo Guthrie song?
Favourite Yes song?
Favourite Journey song?
Favourite Saints song?
Favourite Adam and the Ants song?
Favourite Frankie goes to Hollywood song?
Favourite Mi Sex song?
Favourite Dream Academy song?
Favourite Oingo Boingo song?
Favourite Mental as Anything song?
Last book you read?
Favourite book?
Best compliment you've ever received?
Why is Japanese porn censored? Why aren't we allowed to see the oriental vagina? Why must we be force to look at blurs?
Best song written for a Movie?
Best movie soundtrack?
Top five favourite movies ever?
Top five fourite bands ever?
Top five favourite albums ever?
Top five favourite actors?
Top five favourite actresses ?
Top five favourite Oscar winning movies?
Top five favourite Oscar winning actors?
Top five all time favourite Tv shows?
Top five all time favourite quotes to live by?
Favourite Gene Hackman movie?
Favourite Michael Caine movie?
Favourite movie made by hand made films
Predictions for this weekend's premier league matches? With goal scorers.
What's the meaning of life?
Where do babies come from?
Do you even lift?
Favourite Beatle, and why?
Favourite Beatle song, and why?
Favourite Beatle album, and why?
Favourite solo Beatle, and why?
Favourite solo Beatle song, and why?
Favourite solo Beatle album, and why?
Favourite Beatle movie?
Why were The Beatles so good?
When was the last time you ripped a really good smelly fart?
What are your thoughts on global warming?
What colour are your shoes?
How old do you think the average user of AF is?
How did you get your username?
Fight a 100 midgets of 1 giant?
who will win the world cup in brazil?
who will the winners beat in the final?
Will Australia make it out of group stage?
if yes, will the make it past the Ro16?
who will be the surprise packet in the brazil world cup?
what teams will form the group of death?
can you think of any logic behind putting the word fun in funeral?
have you ever used the word "yolo" in a non-sarcastic way?
wierd al yankovich (sp) or the lonely island?
three hottest australian actresses (answer in pic form preferred)?
apart from lead singer, what do you find to be the most appealing instrument/role a chick can be in a band?
adp, ono & heskey all announce they are leaving the a-league. the ffa have guarenteed they will be replacing them with three other marquees. which three players would you most like to see in the hal as marquee (note: realistic, not "messi, ronaldo, balotelli" but moreso people that may actually be keen to do so)?
is wilshere really the new gerrard for ingerland?
after messi & ronaldo have retired, what nationality do you think "the next messi/ronaldo" will be?
how long until someone the likes of harry kewell/tim cahill/mark viduka/etc will be produced by australia?

Wow didn't notice this was HEINEKEN must get on it.

Why do you support such a scummy club?
I will ask you again are you a Westie?
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Without looking, guess what time it is
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Did you dream last night?
Do you remember your dreams?
When did you last laugh?
Do you remember why / at what?
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Seen anything weird lately?
What do you think of this quiz?
What is the last film you saw?
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Do you like to dance?
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Last time you swam in a pool?
Type of music you like most?
Type of music you dislike most?
Are you listening to music right now?
What color is your bedroom carpet?
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
What was the last thing you bought?
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Do you have a garden?
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Who sent the last text message you received?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What time is bed time?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
How many tattoos do you have?
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
What did you do for your last birthday?
Do you carry a donor card?
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Have you ever won a trophy?
Are you a good cook?
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Do you touch-type?
What's under your bed?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Think fast, what do you like right now?
Where were you on Valentine's day?
What time do you get up?
What was the name of your first pet?
Who is the second to last person to call you?
Is there anything going on this weekend?
How are you feeling right now?
What do you think about the most?
What time do you get up in the morning?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Who would you tell first?
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Do you sing in the shower?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What do you do most when you are bored?
What do you do for a living?
Do you love your job?
What did you want to be when you grew up?
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
How many keys on your key ring?
Where would you retire to?
What kind of car do you drive?
What are your best physical features?
What are your best characteristics?
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
What kind of books do you like to read?
Where would you want to retire to?
What is your favorite time of the day?
Where did you grow up?
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
What are you reading now?
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Do you have pets?
How many rings before you answer the phone?
What is your best childhood memory?
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
What is most important in life?
What Inspires You?

Dear Heiny:

Kill, marry, dock:
- ADP, Alex Brosque, Steve Corica

R_B, I've already asked him all those questions :lol:

Dam I was just looking for some questions on the net and those came up. :lol:

Does that mean I have to answer them twice over? :lol:

As the convenor, i say yes.

Were you expecting more questions than this?

Dear Heiny:

- socceroos of all time XI?
- socceroos of all time using only defenders?
- have you ever done volunteer work, and if yes what was it?
- are you a blood/plasma/platelet donor? If yes how long have you been?
- where do you sit at SFC home games?
- do you get to all nsw "away" games? If not all, how many on average?
- a girl is coming to yours for dinner. What do you cook (three courses)?
- I'm coming to your house for dinner, same question as above?
- KC is the above scenario, same question?

I'm doing this because I love you

1) Whats your (full) name?
2) How old are you?
3) Whats your Birthday?
4) What starsign does that make it?
5) Whats your favourite colour?
6) Whats your lucky number?
7) Do you have any pets?
8) Where are you from?
9) How tall are you?
10) What shoe size are you?
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
14) and what would your hero name be?
15) and what outfit would you wear?
16) What was your last dream about?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
20) What talents do you have?
21) Can you juggle?
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?


Edited by jlm8695: 21/8/2013 08:02:03 PM

:( :( He can answer what he wants. The challenge is there.

On second thought, I'll save them for RB.



Edited by jlm8695: 21/8/2013 08:02:13 PM

What is love?
What is life?
What is cucumber?
What 50 things piss you off?
Are you tired?
Do you regret this?
If you had to make a country what would you call it?
Where will FC Finish?
Honest opinion on me, the first 5 forumites that come to your mind when i say caterpillar and Jebus?
Best thing you've ever done?
Who is on your kill list?
Best day of your life so far?
Worst injury you've had?
Did/do you play football? If so what position?
Finish this sentence, Clive Palmer is brilliant in...
Kate Middleton or her sister (or the queen, if you're into that stuff...)?
How many questions is too many?
Best subject at school?
Craziest thing you've ever done?
What is an embarrassing story about you and EG?
Why?

In that case then, What are you bank account details? :P

Are you regretting giving me a hard time in the ask afro thread now?

You really gotta stop sending me mixed messages man

Probably won't start answering these until tomorrow morning, so I'll extend the deadline until 9am tomorrow morning. ;)

No you wont. We moving on to the next person. Your deadline is past.