not to go into details, but the last time was with SydCro, twas nasty and since then i have moderated my drinking a little bit more.

Love the fact you neglect to mention the real reason why your liver hates you is basically down to me :lol:

Yeah, I bet that whole dollar per drink off you gave him really made his Liver hate you when that finally added up to one extra drink at the end of the night :lol:

slashhhhhh he gave us doubles :lol:

It wasnt so much that, more so the fact I was basically giving them double shots as a minimum. :lol:

You mean that isn't standard when you know the bartender?

Jeez, found this on page 3.

Just wanted to say, thers a chick at my work who looks sooo much like Sasha Gray.

Im clearly bored at work.

PICS!!!

She works in another department. So dont see her that often.

Might have one from a work function, only back in at work next week so will check then.

dont tease zims. put them up when u get them ;)

You know there are too many pockets and holes in your wallet when you can feel a condom in there but it takes 2 days to work out where it is and how to get it out.

That's probably a bit of a mood killer too :lol:

So...how many of you Sydney folk were stuck in the city today? :lol:

I'm sure you saw my facebook. :lol: #-o ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) #-o #-o #-o ](*,) ](*,)

I couldn't stop laughing at that text I got from you when you saw trains were running again as you were on the bus :lol:

I nearly rage quitted right there and then on the bus. :lol: :lol:

I realised after I posted that most people were probably still caught up in it :lol:

Well, I just had a pretty scary walk home. Went to a mates house in Camberwell to watch the footy and to get home i had to take a tram but there were none coming for the rest of the night. So i told the guy waiting for the tram that there were none coming for the rest of the night and we just so happened to be walking the same way home so we walked together and just had a chat. He seemed nice enough, had a mullet which i know is associated with low class but i know plenty of asian kids do so i didn't think anything of it.

About 10 minutes later he started walking into he driveway to some apartments. He didn't tell me what he was doing so I just assumed he was just putting something in the trash but he kept walking to one of front doors. Again, I'd never met the guy so i just assumed he lived there and wanted to get something cause he told me he was walking to hawthorn station. So i just waited out front.

But then two police officers pulled up into the driveway of the apartments. Since i was just out front they started taking to me and asked me why "my friend" was walking into the driveway. I was honest and told them the above of how i just met him at the tram stop, we were walking in the same direction in an effort to distance myself from him cause by now I could tell he didn't want to see the cops.

Then they asked for my ID and went to go get him. They could see paint on his fingers and he wasn't being very co-operative, he wouldn't stand still, he didn't want to give them his ID and he got a call from his friend and talked to him for like 2 minutes. Kinda surprised the cops let him speak that long.

So for the next 2-3 minutes one officer just kept questioning him on what was in his bag, i'm guessing they aren't allowed to look in his bag without permission while the other was doing something with our ID's.

The other office came out, asked to look in my bag so i opened the main part and then opened the top pouch and was free to go.

I had never really been investigated by police other than at my 18th when they came over because of "loud music", so that was really scary to me.

But if theres are any lessons to be learnt they are never walk home with a stranger, and put your weed in your backpacks front pouch :cool:

Are you literally a vagina?

no

Can someone please edit the thread title? It pisses me off that there is no apostrophe of ownership in 'guests'.

Probably a good call.

Feel free to nominate names, I'm happy to change it to whatever.

I don't think we should change the title, Guest invented the thread and it should live on in his honour.

Not that I really mind all that much, but even so.

The bloke is a mad stoner :lol:
Sits in his garage and bongs up all day. I didn't post in ET when he was around but turns out he lives right near me and we're involved at the same club :lol:

I agree with Joffa, leave it in his name, but PLEASE just put an apostrophe in there!! [-o<

The Derek Zoolander Thread for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

Alphaman's Freaky Funky Llounge imo

Edited by jlm8695: 15/9/2013 01:05:48 PM

ROFL.

:lol:

8-[

Take's Guest's name off because he's not around any more. Changes it to a multi that isn't around either.

tbitm, you were so close to becoming some guy's scapegoat :lol: