We are sad perverts. Go get GF guys ](*,)

No problem mate, Me & Guest just like to take the piss a little...you're either with us or against us (you'r welcome to join, but you'll have to earn it after that rubbish first post), and if you're against us, you'd better be able to handle it, give it back or just go n have a cry.



*clink*Just wait till she reads this...she'll go spark :P

The doctor says I watch too many violent cartoons.

She certainly is a bit of alright

wat is ur problem?

Woot!!!!! She is gonna rip us to shreds when she reads this :p

*clink* to Julia, in a lowcut top and hotpants :P *clink*

Time to play Chinese Whispers

"Kewel26 likes Julia"

Clinks back. We need entertaiment........ JULIA!

I'm coming, I'm coming. Just waiting for my dinner to cook and then I'll grab a few cans and throw down.

*leans forward and sways* i think it's "Kewell26"...and that thread is closed...but none the less, we may as well try...i'll drink to that *clink*..."it's awful quite in here tonight!!"

*hic* lets flame harry26

you keep your filthy mit out of the till... and the assorted kegs...that's my job *hic*

As Captain Jack Sparrow says "Why is the rum always gone" *Stumbles* "Thats why"

Nurses are encouraged to apply ASAP.
Julia, you seem to have some experience in the area, so we would like to see your CV...
Anybody else, Enquire within, buy a drink while you wait...just stay clear of the Rum/Motor oil.

Okay people me and afroman have decided seeming Craig Foster and his anti-British brigade and this annonymous billionare who is buying Newcastle have crushed our plans for world domination we shall try again, BUT we need help. Preferebly of the female or doctor or mental hospital type. Seeming theres no doctors or mental hospitals around let us go for female. Which means we need females to help us dominate the world through football. WE NEED YOU. *Applications should contain photos of the applicant*

Motor oil tastes better ;)

Who can taste the differance between motor oil and rum:-#

just done mention that we're watering it down or slipping "stuff" into it...shhhh

Thats it. Sell the alcohol :D

If you're going to post crap, atleast make it mindless garbage like everybody else or talk about liquor or we'll have to ask you to leave...now sit down and buy a drink.



It's kinda hard to get a Saturday Night Live sketch into a post... Nice touch with the "emboldening" though :P

Shameless double post

Shameless double post

It's an awesome SNL (Saturday Night Live) sketch with Will Ferrell. It also had my name emboldened in it :P

You should have phrased that like The Web Guy..."Original post has been updated" :P

bwa?? "CoWBell"?? you sure you haven't been drinking Absynth?

Needs more CoWBell

Too true. Like the logo btw?

One of my goals in life is to go to Amsterdam and see if I can spot the green fairy. The stuff we get down here is shit. No wormwood

Vodka is good. We have a logo. Thankyou afromanGT. All look at first post.