The Prime Minister Kevin Rudd and John Brumby would like to pay their respects.

We are gathered today, to mourn the passing of David Torres...

Haha well it was SHIT AFRO! :twisted:

I really wanna go see it, Is it a quality scary movie? I've been searching for a true shit-your-pants movie for so long.

Because he loved Zombieland. And you know what happens when people disagree with him:p

Shut up.

:p

:lol: You ARE five. HTFU. It makes everyone jump.

I quite liked Paranormal Activity.

It's not like I am scared of the zombies or anything like that, it's how out of the blue you see the fucking ugly motherfucker screaming and about to jump on someone. Things like that scare me.



Why so?

Ermm wtf. You'd have to be 5 to get scared by it.

DT - Prepare for the Wrath of the Afro-headed one.

Same here. Terrible movie.
It was funny at times, but fucking scary. I hate scary movies. 8-[

I can't get Apu out of my head now

AWTA.

I hate banana bread 8-[

Best: Went into the city today with the usual group.
Best: Saw Zombieland.
Worst: I could only eat half of my banana bread slice from Gloria Jeans :cry:

You almost literally got shat on. That's fantastically horrific.

You young blokes have got it easy, I've been knee deep in sewerage unblocking sewer pipes. If you ever get the pleasure of unblocking a sewer, you'll note that there are always a hell of a lot of sesame seeds floating about.
Worst one for plain gross-ness was a day we were tapping into a sewer for a sub-division and told the home owner not to use the toilet, sinks, etc. We had the pipe cut open when all of a sudden toilet paper comes floating into our pit, then a turd! She'd forgotted she couldn't use the toilet in the space of an hour since we told her. Aahhhh I love work!

Haha, I used to clean up a local Butchery here in town.

Haha every few months or so our sewage will randomly come back up the pipes and the smell is just terrible but they dont get it fixed

:lol:

Speaking of disasters at work, one morning me and a co-worker smelt something really bad. We go outside and a pipe has busted and there is sewage coming out of it and the stench was killing everyone near the store and inside it. We rang the boss and asked for a plumber, but he said 'you'll be right, just throw some disinfectant on it and wash it onto the road.' I had to go and clean it. After a minute or so, I was back inside spewing my guts up and my clothes smelt like I had just bathed in it. Next time I was in, the boss apologised for not thinking it was that bad and not letting us get a plumber soon enough.

Apart from that, my work's alright.

Haha this is the drain in my prep area though so its in my clean up boundaries, the manager is actually a top bloke but I would love to tell my F&V boss to get fucked

as if cleaning the drain is your job. tell your manager to fuck off. they should hire a cleaner.

I work in the fruit and veg department at an IGA and cant wait till I quit

wtf is your job that sounds awful

I dont think its double maybe time and a half.
It was so annoying because the first 6 and a half hours I was struggling to actually find work so I paced my self so I would have enough to see me till the end but then it suddenly got really busy and someone made a huge fucking mess that I had to clean so the last 50 minutes I had to frantically clean out in the store, the cool room and my prep area as well as do records of reductions and things I had written up. And Sunday is the added treat of cleaning the drain by hand which smells like an open sewer and the sludge makes it look like one too.

Best: Shortened day
Best: Paranormal Activity on thursday night
Worst: Headaches

:lol: =d> Good one.

Best: Mum didn't yell and rant at me this morning when she opened the fridge only to find EVERYTHING had been replaced by bottles of Heineken and Coronas. She actually laughed and asked how long it took.

Worst: She made me clean out the fridge and put everything back. Lucky we got a spare Fridge in the garage, that's where i put the original contents of the food, milk etc. That's now been renamed Nathans Bar :lol:

Nope i didn't my girlfriend is in Canada at the moment. And what would stop me from telling people about that?

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