heard of an incoming bus? throw her underneath it, solve all your problems,

You turned an entire thread into your 'boy problems' once. So I don't see the problem when this thread is specifically sfor ventings.

When you've got mutual friends, an AVO creates more problems than it solves. I just need to hope she finds a boyfriend she can commit to and throw herself at and that she forgets about me with time.

WGMG: When the chip breaks off in the fucking dip!

WGMG: People calling in a UAV, just as the enemy has blocked our radar. What was the point of that ya dickhead?

heard of a AVO?

WGMG: Threads turning into girl problems.

I'm ignoring her today. But she'll probably send a messge to one of my mates asking why I'm not replying or come find me at work tomorrow or something.

don't reply to her messages

Oh you have no idea how amusing that statement is. Nor why.

Afro, you should say this to the girl:

"So, you want to get married? I'm into incest so I want to start a family pretty soon. Also, do you mind having sex with my dad?"

"Hey, Uhhh, Not to worry you anything, but you might want to go to a clinic and get tested."

And when it comes back Negative;

"Ohhh, I musta got it from the OTHER whore I slept with...nvrmind"

"I've decided that I need to improve my personal hygene and learn how to dance. I'm sorry but I'm gay now."

WGMG: No Dirty Jobs on this week. :cry:

After that hookup you've decided to turn gay? Lifestyle Change? :lol:

She knows I'm straight. I've hooked up with other chicks in front of her.

I did, she goes "why are you saying that? You're just trying to hurty my feelings. What did I do to you to make you want to hurt my feelings" And she goes off hating on me, and a few days later she sends me a text going "Wotcha doing?" ](*,)

Its not a hint if you say it literally. Word for word. "You wasted my time"

Tell her you're gay and it was just one very big mistake on your behalf...or are you not that desperate :lol:

I already did. Some people can't take a hint.

WGMG: The fact that this weather won't last very long

Tell her she was a waste of time.

Yay for not having any idea what this song is :)

WGMG: So this girl I've been avoiding since I hooked up wtih her keeps contacting me to hang out and I'm running out of excuses.

WGMG: Having Simple Plan stuck in my head.

Or you could have just said WTML.

You could have just posted the video.

I have no idea what you're trying to tell me.

WGMG: When a couple 'break up' and get back together and 'break up' and get back together and 'break up' over and over and over and then when you say "perhaps enough is enough, all your friends think you need to end this because you're hurting each other and we don't want to hear you two fighting all the time any more and they turn around and get angry at you for telling it like it is.

History was so popular in Year 11 this year, that they had so much people signing up they decided to cancel it.
LOL jks not one person in Year 11 chose it. :lol:

Year 10 history was great. Year 11 history was the worst. As for Year 12 history I dropped it. I think that says a lot. :) (History fucking sucks) Although I may have liked the renaissance version over the revolutions version but my school doesnt do renaissance.

I love History, really the only subject in HS that i looked forward too. In year 11 and 12 we had this mad Irish bloke, really passionate too he was. I'm a buff for Modern History too, i found it more enjoyable then Ancient, too many dates in Ancient.

WGMG: People telling me that history is crap. FFS, you don't even do it. GTFO. It's an awesome subject, we have a great teacher and we learn tons of stuff. It's a valuable subject.

Link? :P

WGMG: For the first time ever I dry reached because of something I saw on /b/.....

....I'm......going....soft... :shock: