Assuming this actually happened to you...Congratulations man! :)

The awkward moment when you're told you threw up in your mates washing machine.

It did indeed!

Thanks man, more miraculous than magnets.

Have had a mate throw up in my sink, and that was bad enough.

Washing machine is a bridge too far.

The washing machine lid was closed and I was sitting on the dryer next to it. I like just threw up towards the floor but a corner of the washing machine was in front of my so it kinda went through the gap between the lid and machine.
So luckily not much went into the machine.

The awkward moment when you try to get up like a ninja from your nap but jump into your clothes basket.

The awkward moment when an ex wants to meet and catch up.

Congratulations notorganic.

Who knew that wanking into a plastic cup turned men fertile?

I guess you'll have to thank the milkman...or your brother.

Or my brother the milkman?

+1. Ew.

Congrats notorganic.

When someone from 442 is a mate with a good mate of yours. WTF CBOWDEN :P Lol

All will make sense when the baby comes out black, notorganic.

My brother the black milkman?

I thought that's why you called him 'brother'...

My bro the linguistically challenged black milkman?

He's not linguistically challenged. He lost his tongue in a fly-fishing accident at Niagra Falls and had it replaced with a solid gold prosthesis. I guess that explains why your wife took a 'shine' to him...

congrats matt.
the awkward moment when ur talking about ur smelly greek coworker to another coworker and the greek co worker walks past

*BUMP*

The awkward moment when you're renovating the bathroom of one of your high school teachers and open the vanity and find a box of condoms......ansell ultra thins are his weapon of choice.

People who leave condoms in the bathroom don't get enough sex. Condoms are to be kept in the bedside table... fact!

The awkward moment when you start fooling around with your gf and the dog jumps on the bed.

This. Mind you, maybe he likes to do it in the shower...

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

Maybe he has a packet in the bedroom AND in the bathroom!?

This man is my hero. :cool:

Maybe he has a packet in EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE?!!

Yes, even the attic.

The awkward moment when someone catches you singing.

Better than catching you wanking.

the awkward moment when youre having sex, your phone rings and the person on the other end does not stfu for 30 minutes.

"I'm in the middle of someone, call you back" usually does the job.

nah it was kind of important. so we just continued. and the guy on the phone kept talking too.

Sounds about the level of girl who would have sex with you.

:lol:

I've had the phone ring a few times... normally we just ignore it but sometimes we answer and talk meanwhile still fooling around and it's super hilarious... :lol:

You get into the front seat of a car not realizing its not your car and the driver is looking at you funny.