Although he was in the country where he got born, Coach Foreign Gatland must have felt a real long way from home as his British Irish Lions British Football team were thrashed 15-16 by Australia.


This game had been going great for the British Irish Lions. Sextown was doing nice with the football and Warbuton was baking up loaves of sweet British Football bread for his team to eat right up.

The Lions got the football a whole bunch of times and accurately threw it around with real accuracy to each other. When the Wannabes got it back, the Lions just ran right up to them and grabbed hold of them as if they were real life Lions trying to kill some deers!

What was about to happen would be like watching the pet store burn down with a bunch of real cute puppies on fire
Both of these Football franchises found it real tough in the first half. They kept on getting the football and running forward, looking for that important throw pass ball. As the half went on, it seemed as if both teams didn’t want to throw the ball forward which must have made all fans real angry.

Luckily, the umpire finger pointed some felonies which gave both teams the chance to pick up some kick points. The Lions kicked four kick points, while the Wannabes only got three. 12-9 Lions at the half completion whistle.

After the break, the Lions got another kick point kick which Halfcent kicked over for some more points. 15-9 with five to play, but for Lions fans, what was about to happen would be like watching the pet store burn down with a bunch of real cute puppies on fire in the window.

First up, Adam Bradley-Cooper ran over the touchdown line and fell on the football. Finally, the Wannabes were showing they could be the real deal and were now one point behind. To make it worse, some other guy kicked the bonus kick point ball through the H sticks from a cute angle. 16-15 to Australia.

As we all know in sport, the fat lady’s gotta start singing before it’s time up time. Although Wannabe fans were celebrating, this fat lady was finishing eating her donuts. The Lions got a kick point chance to win the game right at the end. The stadium was silent. Up stepped Halfcent, and kicked the football with his foot. It missed completion and just then the Fat Lady put down her box of donuts and, along with a bunch of Australia fans, started singing.