By frozzeestuff - 17 Dec 2016 11:31 PM
Steve Smith's streaming out a terrible legacy of a dirty behavior, watched and probably taken up by future generations of cricketers.
Today's youngsters are witnessing Smith's unnecessary and nonstop filthy spitting habit. It not only includes him spitting into his hands about 5 times before each bowlers delivery, or while directing his field placements, but he continuously does his own version of the highly disgusting act of spitting through his teeth.
Amazingly we see him not only spitting "normally" with a cheek and lip blow, but also ejecting his saliva gobbies with a very deliberate action by using his throat.
If Smith's got a Tourette Syndrome Spitting Tic or a type of OCD Spit, the top levels of Australian Cricket should MAKE him seek the medical help he needs to curb this massive blight on his otherwise amazing talent.
He should stop the spitting or step down as our captain.
Every game on television now shows continuous HD slow motion close ups of the Aussie Captain in full spitting mode. It aint good to watch. It's revolting.
I often wonder if Smith does this all day spitting stuff when he's off the field, in net sessions, or what about indoor net sessions. Or how does he curb his urge to spit when he's at indoor functions and ceremonies etc.
Surely Smith doesn't golly all day and night with his wife near him. Or what does he do inside gym work outs. I'm sure people aren't allowed to gob on gym floors as they exercise and strain as much as an on field cricketer does.
Smith spits on field continuously even when an over is bowled without him hardly involved in fielding.
I keep hearing people claim spitting on his hands helps to catch the ball.
If this is correct then why doesn't he just carry a damp cloth in his pockets.
Can some one let me know if cricket teams sit around and hoik up gobfuls of their slobby muck and spit it on their dressing room floors the way the NRL teams do.
We can only hope Steve "Spitty" Smith doesn't take up the footy players charming displays of their evacuating nostril cleanses as part of his jittery behavior.
Mind you, there's nothing more funny than watching a footy players hooter blow goin wrong and ending up with a long string of snot all over their dial.
Anyhow guess what happened folks, Uh, nuht,, not as dramatic as a facial, but Spitty Smith did stuff up one his own big spits during Birds 6th over.
Ian Chappelle was praising him up a treat in commentary. So the camera zoomed right up to Smith's face. Just in time for a perfect HD close up as Spitty first spat into his right hand. And then, the AUSTRALIAN CRICKET CAPTAIN let fly with a huge lengthy stream from between his gappy molars.
But the last 20 percent of THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET CAPTAINS gobby jobby dropped straight down onto
THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET CAPTAINS shirt and all over THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET CAPTAINS nations emblem.
Well done Spitty !
It looked even more impressive when I replayed the Aussie Skippers piss weak spit on my TiVo's brilliant Slow Motion replay !
Thanks for your replies, but whaddevvayado,., don't spit ya dummy!!!
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