I tend to think that the guys watching the replays are doing it to annoy me (paranoid?) - as such, I figure that if I send them a message they will feel that they have 'won'.  So I just beat them instead.  4/5 times, the ones I can't beat are the ones who don't bother with the replays anyway - they're having too much fun winning games.

Told this story before - but the 'best' game I ever had was some tosser who left his mic on, went 1 or 2-0 ahead and was doing all the skill moves and really working his mouth...  Then I smacked him with a couple of late goals and beat him on the final whistle to deadly silence.  Beautiful moment.